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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cadillac (S07E07)

"- He's funny. - You don't have to tell me."
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"Ladies, please, please."
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"Oh, you know what? He got engaged."
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"Oh, you did?"
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"What, is that bad?"
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"I actually would have set you up with a friend of mine."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
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"- Bald? - Loves bald."
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"Loves bald."
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"Who-?"
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"- Who is she? - Marisa Tomei."
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"- The actress? - Yeah."
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"I love her. She was fantastic."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"You were gonna fix me up with her?"
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"Marisa Tomei's sitting home, Elaine."
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"Well, how soon can you get it there?"
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"Let me ask you something."
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"- She's- She's something, isn't she? - Oh, yeah."
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"- Well, you know Katy, Elaine's friend? - Yeah."
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"She happens to be good friends with her."
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"Marisa Tomei?"
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"- How does she know Marisa Tomei? - I don't know. I didn't ask."
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"Go ahead. Seems like a reasonable question."
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"All right!"
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"So she said that she could have fixed me up with her."
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"- Really? - Yeah. Yeah."
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"I have never been anyone's type."
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"You know, she won an Academy Award."
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"Like I don't know that."
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"If 50 years ago someone had fixed me up with Katharine Hepburn."
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"- I mean, you've seen her? - Katharine Hepburn? Yeah."
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"- Marisa Tomei! - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"The dark hair, the full lips."
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"Something you can really put the lipstick on."
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"This is no good."
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"I'm looking for the guy who lives over here."
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"Been waiting about two hours."
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"You happen to know where he is?"
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"- Sure. - Thank you."
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"- Nice people. - Yeah."
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"Listen, let me ask you a question."
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"Well, what about Susan?"
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"I can't have a coffee with a person?"
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"I'm not allowed to have coffee?"
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"Oh, was he?"
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"You don't seem too bothered by it."
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"Do you remember what they did to me 10 years ago?"
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"Tracking mud all over my nice, clean floors."
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"...looks like the shoe is on the other foot, doesn't it?"
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"- I've never seen you like this. - You don't wanna get on my bad side."
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"- marks without Positraction..."
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"...which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark."
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"Did you know Marisa Tomei won an Oscar for that?"
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"Boy, she's beautiful, don't you think? I wish I looked like that."
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"Turn it off. You're making me jealous."
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"- How come you're whispering? - Never mind."
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"Remember what we were talking about at the coffee shop?"
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"Think a second."
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"Marisa Tomei!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Yeah, what about her? - Well..."
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"What?"
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"A coffee. That doesn't mean anything."
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"- No, George. - Elaine."
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"- Forget it. - Elaine."
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"Elaine! Don't!"
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"I can't believe you're buying your father a car."
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"And best of all, it's a Cadillac."
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"I had no idea you had this kind of money."
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"Yeah, I mean, I thought you were doing okay."
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"...position."
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"I don't know, just..."
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"That's all."
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"Hey, you know the guy who lives here?"
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"- Yeah. - All morning I've been waiting here."
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"- All morning. - Oh, this is..."
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"The guy says he's gonna be home. I show up, and all I do is wait."
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"I'm getting pretty sick and tired of it."
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"I'm not gonna put up with it much longer."
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"Hey, there's a guy out here that-"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know."
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"Thanks very much for yesterday, by the way."
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"Jerry, he wants me to fix him up with Marisa Tomei."
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"Fixed up? A cup of coffee. A cup of coffee is not a fix-up."
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"- So what? So what if I do? - You're engaged!"
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"I'm aware! I'm aware!"
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"I notice you threw stocky in."
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"Yeah, what the hell."
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"It's not cheating if there's no sex."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't hear what you said."
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"Elaine, come on."
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"Would you make the call? Please, make the call."
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"- Eight fifty. - Oh, right."
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"So..."
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"...how are you getting to the airport? Do you need a ride, or...?"
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"Oh, hi."
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"Is Katy there?"
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"Well, could you tell her Elaine called?"
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"She's in the hospital. She has an arrhythmia."
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"What about Marisa Tomei?"
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"I wanted a Chip Ahoy."
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"Look, I got a few good years left."
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"If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it."
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"Surprise!"
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"- Jerry! - Oh, my God!"
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"- What the hell are you doing here? - I'm a good son."
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"- Just like that. - Oh, you are really something."
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"To what do we owe this honour?"
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"Outside? What's going on?"
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"Come on, come on."
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"- Well, what do you think? - Look at this."
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"Look at this."
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"I bought it for you. It's yours."
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"I bought you a Cadillac. Here you go."
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"Are you out of your mind?"
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"- What? - We can't take this."
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"- He's not buying us a Cadillac. - What are you, nuts?"
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"This is a very nice gesture, Jerry, but take it back."
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"Can you believe this?"
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