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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cadillac (S07E07)

"Damn it. I got another call."
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"- Yeah. - Goodbye."
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"Hi."
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"I'll be back on Monday."
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"...just give me a call."
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"I can meet you at the gate, Jerr."
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"- All right, I'll see you. - Jerr, Jerry?"
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"- Yeah? - Bye."
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"I just got off the phone with Marisa Tomei."
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"Usually I'm pacing all over the room. I write down things to say."
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"Why don't we pick up with this next week?"
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"- Where are you going? - I got stuff to do."
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"Okay, fine. You were with me."
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"- What is the difference? - Because if you ever see her..."
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"...and I want you to go with me."
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"I thought that my suggestion was good."
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"I think you could have been a little more tactful."
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"- Good. - Fine, fine, fine."
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"It's good. Believe me."
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"- The dentist thing was not good. - Okay, all right."
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"Art Vandelay."
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"Art Vandelay?"
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"- This is my boyfriend? - That's your boyfriend."
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"What does he do?"
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"How about he's thinking of quitting the exporting..."
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"It's very complicated."
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"You know, it seems to me that it's all you..."
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"...and none of my ideas are getting in."
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"Look, I don't want anything to go wrong."
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"You wanna drive a Cadillac, expect to pay the consequences."
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"No, no. I prefer to wear it. Nobody's taking my coat."
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"How about a cup of coffee or something?"
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"Stop him! Stop him, he's got my rye!"
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"Do you know I got mugged for a marble rye right on the street?"
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"Hey, where are you going?"
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"I gotta go meet Elaine."
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"I didn't know she was dating anyone."
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"What kind of problems are they having?"
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"Well, he..."
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"Are you having an affair with Elaine?"
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"...I wouldn't tell you I'm seeing Elaine."
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"You won't get away with this."
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"All right, are you ready to eat?"
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"You're not buying us dinner."
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"I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30..."
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"...to save a couple bucks. I'll tell you that."
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"Manure. It's really not that bad."
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"What, you think I'm doing material?"
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"And I'm a little tired."
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"How is it you're not taken?"
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"Well, Marisa..."
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"Where you gonna get a better meal?"
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"- Hello, Jack. - Doris."
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"- Hi, Jack. Hi, Doris. - Jerry."
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"Hello, Morty."
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"Yeah? So?"
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"They're not kicking me out."
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"You don't have the votes."
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"- Have a seat. - Elaine, I have to ask you a question."
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"- Oh, sure. - Are you having an affair with George?"
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"What?"
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"I'm sorry. I-I feel like an idiot."
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"That's okay."
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"So was George helpful at all?"
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"George felt that I was too adamant in my stand..."
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"I did?"
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"Chips."
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"Diapers."
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"- I'm sorry to bother you. - Oh, no, it's okay."
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"Come on, George, pick up."
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"- Nervous, Jack? - What for?"
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"- Nice to see you, Mrs. Choate. - Hello, Morty."
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"- What does that mean? - It means if you're for the motion..."
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"- Building A. - For impeachment."
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"Help! Someone help!"
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"Shut up, you old bag."
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"Now I know where I saw him."
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"I vote to impeach."
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"The ayes have it. The motion passes."
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"Morty Seinfeld, you are officially dismissed as condo president."
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"...is hereby installed as president."
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"There, I said it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
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"...taking advantage of people."
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"We'll kind of have appointments."
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"Anyway..."
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"...that's it."
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"...a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on it."
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"Right? That's a legal turn in Florida."
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"It's known as an eventual left."
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"And old people get to a certain age..."
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"...where, when they back out of the driveway..."
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"...they don't look."
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"You know what I mean? They just feel like:"
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"Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back."
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"I survived. Let's see if you can."
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"- Hey, you're back! - Oh, I'm back, baby."
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"- How was it? - One of the best jobs I ever had."
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"- Good for you. - I killed."
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"And not only that, the money was unbelievable."
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"- I'd rather not. - Oh, come on."
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"It's not good to talk about money. It can affect the friendship."
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"Just show me the check. Come on."
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"Okay."
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"Check that out."
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"My God, you're rich."
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"I didn't know you made that kind of money."
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"- Gee. - What?"
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"You know, Jerry, I think this changes the relationship."
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"No, I can't feel anything."
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"- Really? - No."
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"To tell you the truth, I was thinking of buying my father a car."
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"Cadillac."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, isn't that what it's all about?"
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"Pippi Longstocking? I don't know."
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"Did she have anything to do with Hitler?"
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"You remember Katy?"
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"We met skiing that time. You're married to the eye guy."
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"Also ear, nose and throat."
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"What's the worst that could happen to a nose?"
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