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Clips from Seinfeld - The Secret Code (S07E07)

"...Oswald winked at him and said, I'm gonna go catch a movie."
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"- No. - Right when we were in front of..."
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"...the bathroom door. - The bathroom door."
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"I remember someone had played tic-tac-toe on it and the X's won."
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"That should really be fun."
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"Okay. All right, bye. How do you like that?"
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"That was Leapin' Larry himself. I'm gonna meet him tomorrow."
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"Leapin' Larry. That's where I bought this."
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"- What is that? - It's an emergency-band scanner."
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"It picks up everything: Fires, harbour patrol, even the police."
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"I'm watching the watchers, Jerry."
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"We got a big fire on 115th."
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"I tell you, if I could do it over again, I'd give it all up to be a fireman."
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"Yeah, those civil servants who risk their lives really got it made."
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"Yeah. When I was a kid, all I ever dreamed of..."
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"You're lucky they let you drive a car."
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"At this time of day? That's insane."
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"They're heading straight into gridlock."
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"Oh, those fools."
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"What was that? All right."
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"This guy, Fred Yerkes..."
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"...remembers every little thing about that night except me."
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"Really? I'm surprised. He doesn't meet that many women."
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"So, what are you saying?"
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"What's to be said. He didn't remember you."
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"I know."
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"- You got the new catalogue. - Yeah. Good piece..."
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"...on the Himalayan Walking Shoe. - Too good. Peterman was so pleased..."
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"- Maybe you wanna come. - Why would I wanna do that?"
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"I can't sit with him. He tells these stories."
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"It's gonna be awful."
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"Yeah, sounds like fun."
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"Why? Why is my code so important?"
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"Because it's part of our relationship."
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"It's an indication of trust."
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"We're not supposed to keep secrets from one another."
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"I'm sure you have secrets from me."
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"I don't know anything about your cycles."
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"Well, from now on, I'll keep you apprised of my cycles."
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"We're out of Bosco."
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"How about this? Come on down to Leapin' Larry's."
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"If you beat our prices, we'll give you the store."
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"- You don't take cheap shots. - No, I don't."
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"This renovation is killing me."
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"My foot's asleep again."
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"You know what, I'll be with you in a minute."
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"That is a great impression."
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"Larry, wait, you don't understand."
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"Is that what you've sunk to?"
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"No, I didn't do it on purpose. My foot fell asleep."
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"Oh, your foot fell asleep."
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"You know, the guy has one leg and he still calls himself Leapin' Larry."
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"You just joked yourself out of that commercial, didn't you, munjamba?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, boy. Look at that."
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"See, that's that fire I was listening to yesterday."
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"The whole building burned down."
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"Remember I got us to Yankee Stadium in rush hour in 15 minutes?"
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"- Of course. - It's all up here, Jerry."
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"The amazing thing is you never have any place to go."
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"We're gonna meet Elaine and Peterman at the Chinese place."
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"If I did, would you have gone?"
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"Now how am I gonna relax? I'm gonna have to be on all night."
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"I don't like being on, Jerry. I'd much rather be off."
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"Trust me, you're off."
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"Hello."
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"- It's Elaine. - Oh, yeah. Right."
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"- Yeah. How you doing? - I'm depressed."
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"I got this new shirt. The button fell off."
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"Once the button falls off, that's it. I'll never fix it."
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"- Yeah, that's too bad. - Yeah, I'm gonna get some vitamins."
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"- I feel depleted. - I never take them."
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"They make you nauseous, right?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, that's right. You remembered."
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"Do you wanna have dinner tonight?"
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"- Tonight? - What, you have other plans?"
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"No, no, no. None that I can..."
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"...remember."
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"All right. You're locked up in a prison in Turkey. I have your wallet."
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"The only way I can bribe the guards to get you out..."
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"...is for you to give me your ATM code."
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"My card won't work. They're not on the PLUS system."
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"You must be Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Yes. Hi, Mr. Peterman."
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"J. Peterman."
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"J. Crew."
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"So is Elaine here?"
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"Oh, Elaine just called. She won't be joining us."
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"What? He still wants to have dinner with us?"
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"- Without Elaine? What for? - What is he, crazy?"
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"Come on, weave your web, liar-man."
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"Oh, Fong has been most accommodating."
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"- Shall we? - Actually, I just remembered..."
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"...I promised this comedy club that I'd do a set tonight."
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"- I'm terribly sorry. - I understand. No hard feelings."
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"George and I will miss your company."
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"Well, George..."
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"...we dine."
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"I can't believe this. This guy's standing me up?"
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"And there, tucked into the river's bend, was the object of my search..."
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"It was there that I discovered the Pamplona Beret."
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"Sizes seven and a half through eight and three quarters. Price, $35."
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"What about sports? You follow sports?"
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"You've gotta love sports."
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"Besides, it gives me a chance to tell you about my trip to Burma."
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"I discovered a very unusual corduroy."
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"What? Oh, no."
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"All right. I'll be right there."
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"It's my mother. She's at death's door."
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"- What? - I just pray to God..."
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"...we can make it there in time."
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"I can't believe you blew us off. We did you a fav our."
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"Well, Fred asked me out."
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"I don't get this guy."
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"You see what's going on here."
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"I am? But that's so sick."
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"That's God's plan."
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"He doesn't really want anyone to get together."
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"Anyway, so how was the dinner?"
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"Well, when I heard you weren't coming..."
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