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Clips from Seinfeld - The Secret Code (S07E07)

"...I made an excuse and got the hell out of there."
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"What about Georgie?"
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"He didn't make it."
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"- Doctor, how is she? - She's too weak to talk."
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"I'm here for you, Mama."
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"I'm George Costanza."
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"I was having dinner with your son."
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"- What time is it? - It's morning."
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"Thanks for seeing me through the night."
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"I'll make us a pot of coffee, George."
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"Watch her, won't you?"
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"- Who? - Mama."
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"Just talk to her, George."
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"Hi. You know, l... l..."
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"I really should be getting back to my fiancÈe. You know, we..."
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"...and, well, she wants to know my secret code."
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"The funny thing is, you know, I would really love to tell someone..."
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"...because it's killing me."
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"You wanna know what it is?"
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"It's Bosco."
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"I love that stuff. I pour it in milk. It's my favourite drink."
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"Boy, that is a relief."
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"Bosco."
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"- Bosco. - Mama?"
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"- Shut up. It's a secret. - Mama, what are you trying to say?"
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"Bosco."
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"This never would have happened..."
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"...if you hadn't bailed out on me. - I did not bail out on you."
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"Why couldn't you include me in your excuse?"
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"I froze."
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"- I think I'm losing it. - Oh, come on."
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"- Maybe you're just in a slump. - No, no."
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"I reached down and there was nothing there."
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"I am not giving you my code."
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"- I bet I can guess it. - Yeah, right."
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"Oh, all right. Yeah."
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"Let's see."
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"Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious."
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"And no numbers for you. You're a word man."
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"What kind of man are you?"
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"Well, you're weak, spineless."
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"A man of temptations."
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"But what tempts you?"
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"...a little long in the waistband."
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"So, what's your pleasure?"
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"Is it the salty snacks you crave?"
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"No, no, no."
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"Yours is a sweet tooth."
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"- Get out of here. - Oh, you may stray..."
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"...but you'll always return to your dark master..."
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"...the cocoa bean."
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"If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon."
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"- Ovaltine, Hershey's, NestlÈ's Quik. - Shut up! Shut up!"
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"You just checked your watch. Are you thinking of bailing?"
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"I got a date."
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"- Oh, Mr. Peterman. - Oh, Elaine."
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"George."
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"When Mama said Bosco..."
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"Mothers say things."
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"My mother goes babbling on and on like a crazy person."
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"...you have my deepest sympathies."
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"- You do? - Yes, actually we both do."
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"I have a personal commitment."
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"- Well, personal... I mean, we both... - What is it?"
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"I'm speaking at a woman's rights conference."
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"Yes, and I'm speaking at a men's conference."
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"I don't believe that for a minute."
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"- Elaine, it was good of you to stop by. - My pleasure."
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"Fortunately, I still have George here to help me through this."
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"You know, George, growing up as a boy in Costa Rica..."
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"...I heard a rumour that Mama had taken a lover."
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"Perhaps Bosco was this man's name."
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"- Fire station? - Yeah, I made a map of my shortcuts."
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"I gotta go down to Leapin' Larry's."
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"- He took you back? - Yeah, we straightened it out."
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"- All is forgiven. - You know..."
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"...the important thing is that you learned something."
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"Wait until I get to the Village."
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"Then you're gonna see a magic show."
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"Mr. Kramer, almost every week some hothead like yourself..."
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"...saunters in here talking about faster routes..."
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"...and snazzier colours for the truck. - Well, l..."
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"Thanks for having me back and sorry about the misunderstanding."
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"Water under the bridge."
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"Oh, again."
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"I'll be right there."
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"Attention, company 390. Structure fire..."
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"...at Leapin' Larry's Appliance Warehouse."
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"Leapin' Larry's? Hey, that's uptown. You gotta take Amsterdam."
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"Pull those doors."
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"Move. Move."
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"Giddyup."
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"You'd better take it easy."
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"All right, 48, let's go. Let's go!"
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"The worst part is getting from the subway station to the house."
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"There's no transportation."
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"What am I doing?"
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"I'm on a date with this guy because he didn't remember me?"
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"He's demented. Listen to him."
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"I could take a cab, but if my mother saw me in a cab, she would yell at me:"
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"She's out of her mind."
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"Eventually, you'll meet her."
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"Bosco."
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"Bosco."
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"There's a big fire down the street. The whole block is going up in flames."
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"We're gonna make a left onto Broadway."
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"No, I would advise against that."
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"- Who is this? - It's Kramer."
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"Kramer?"
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"What are you doing back there?"
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"Desota's down, but Cosmo's got the caboose."
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"- How did this start? - Beats me."
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"Where the hell is the fire department? I'm gonna lose the whole store."
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"Kramer, get the hell out of there."
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"You're not trained to operate this equipment."
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"- Hey, Kramer! - Hey!"
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"Pay attention, Kramer!"
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"What are you doing, Kramer? You're all over the road."
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"- Don't worry, cap, I can handle it. - Kramer?"
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"You're losing control."
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