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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Captain Peralta (S02E02)

"There's something going on here."
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"Well, maybe I should... frame the question differently."
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"Terry, do you notice anything?"
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"and I know you can see it."
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"in the "Don't Talk to Strangers" poster."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Jeffords, Peralta, now."
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"Wh..."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Great question."
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"We go to Csaba."
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"Ugh."
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"Anyways, I'll try and get a reservation."
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"I'm just being wary."
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"I think of you as a brother, Jake,"
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""New phone. Who dis?""
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"possibly a carriage ride."
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"I don't know what fathers and sons do,"
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"but I'm gonna find out!"
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"Yummy."
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"my old c.o., Jim Martins,"
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"Good. Here's a problem."
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"There are 12 men on an island."
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"11 weigh exactly the same amount,"
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"but one of them is slightly lighter or heavier."
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"And what do these men look like facially"
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"and with respect to their bodies?"
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"Is this thing mandatory?"
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"Beyoncé Knowles rock music concert."
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"Terry, start flexing."
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"Captain Roger Peralta."
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"How are you?"
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"Guy didn't even include wasps."
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"This is super weird for me."
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"Anyways, you guys,"
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"I'm hitching a ride in the jump seat of a commuter jet."
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"Next thing I know, the cabin's filling up with smoke,"
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"I look over at the pilot, Sam Power..."
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"He says, "Bobby's got a big ol' butt.""
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"Turns out he's having a stroke."
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"Oh, hey, let me give you a tour of the precinct."
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"No offense, but this is gonna come down to me and the sarge."
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"Yeah, what about Rosa, Gina, and me?"
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"100 bucks says Gina and I can solve this thing"
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"I already did it."
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"Looks like we're going to get"
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"in case I get a chance to carve..."
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"Well, Canadian customs found some prescription meds"
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"in my board bag."
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"Yeah, I have no idea how they got in there."
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"They're not mine."
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"But it's bad."
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"But you're the best pilot in the world,"
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"I solved it:"
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"First I was a little upset,"
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"he doesn't need me to prove to him"
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"that Jake Peralta is the best cop in the precinct."
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"and it causes nonstop dumps."
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"It's disgusting,"
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"Canadian erection medication."
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"Very potent."
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"They're in French."
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"When I was nine, my parents took me to Paris,"
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"and they accidentally left me at the Louvre."
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"Okay, no one cares about your boring life, Scully."
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"It'd be good to have an objective set of eyes."
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"I do you a favor; You do me one too."
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"Oh, I'm so bored. I cannot do it."
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"I can do this."
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"No big deal."
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"one of New York's finest."
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"Ugh, this plush fabric is making my rump sweat."
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"Maybe you're just a little too uncultured"
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"I hope we never land!"
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"So loud."
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"Oh, good."
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"We already have four suspects"
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"who work at the airport,"
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"because she had access to your bags."
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"Relationships are complicated."
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"Okay, I deserve that."
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"and on this one too."
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"Oh, yeah. You're going to be fine."
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"we..."
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"Only if they weigh the same."
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"We've been here forever."
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"we just..."
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"What just happened?"
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"from this weight-obsessed nightmare island."
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"on duty-free maple syrup?"
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"Roger Peralta."
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"Roger Peralta..."
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"I swear I don't know how those pills got in my apartment."
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"We are turnips!"
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"Nope, that was English. Yeah."
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"they want us on the next flight out,"
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"in the airport."
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"No, I don't want poutine right now."
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"Yes!"
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"I think he did it."
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"You're right."
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"That's not what I said."
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"Presumably, he has to do that with someone,"
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"and that someone would have access"
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"I'm in!"
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"♪ Going up to the spirit in the sky ♪"
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"♪ When I die and they lay me... ♪"
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"Sorry, Scully."
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"♪ Spirit in the sky ♪"
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"Are you here because you've solved my brain teaser?"
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"That's not my story."
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"Or have you forgotten where you come from?"
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"You just wasted your time and mine."
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"when you realized you had failed."
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"No one is more disappointed in me than me."
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"Click."
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"Hi there. Yeah, that's us."
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"Yeah."
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"Ooh. Okay."
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"Oh, he likes 'em neat and clean, real tidy."
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