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Clips from Scrubs - My Journey (S03E03)

"Hospitals are filled with people who came off 18-hour shifts."
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"then grab a little shuteye in their bed."
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"- Jackass. - Look who's here."
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"but at least with Sean it's entertaining."
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"Thanks for the latte."
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"I should have warned you that they make the hottest coffee in town."
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"Is it me or do those two seem less awkward around each other?"
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"See you."
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"Tell 'em, Turk. April 24th."
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"The place I love in Connecticut books up early, so I took a shot."
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"I love 'em. They're called the Loving-Touching-Squeezings."
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"They rock. Book 'em now, thank me later."
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"- Probably cleans up the seal poop. - There he is."
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"Someone's got a secret admirer."
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"What's interesting is the name's been ripped off."
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"Seeing as he's your patient and you're a surgeon,"
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"Anyway, I'm really psyched for you guys."
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"It's gonna be harder for us to hang out."
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"We're gonna get some dinner, a nice bottle of wine."
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"Sounds like a man-date."
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"Because, Bruce, then she would think I was crazy, that's why."
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"I am so glad that we're dating again."
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"We're not dating."
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"I'm gonna get my tooth fixed so I can stop looking like Larry Holmes."
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"You're forcing me to say what I prayed I'd never have to say again to a woman."
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"Please, put down the cup of urine."
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"is it out of line for me to take my best friend to dinner?"
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"- We didn't have a car. - We were together so much,"
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"It was a very good day for me."
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"See? This is the kind of stuff I'm gonna miss."
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"Right. When you slice me up, make sure you don't mess up my tat."
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"I was a cougar."
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"You wouldn't be signing out Mr Hudson to the on-call resident?"
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"He needs a lumbar puncture"
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"and you can't count on the on-call resident to do that."
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"I cannot miss this dinner."
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"But if you have a moment between dinner and giving it away for free,"
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"if it weren't for all these sick people, wouldn't it?"
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"I'm sorry. I just thought that as a urine-lab technician"
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"you'd be at least half as interested in urine as I am."
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"OK. Go."
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"I.P. Freely?"
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"Shut up."
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"Then I'm gonna offer her some beer nuts. What's up?"
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"I can have plenty of deep moments with the Todd."
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"I wanted to let Turk know how I felt about how he behaved,"
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"Again, not you and me. Me and him. Anyway, have a nice day."
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"- Dude, what's up with Tracy? - Dude, Tracy's a guy."
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"- That would make you gay. - I am gay."
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"- Hello? - Hey, Sean, it's Elliot."
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"Just give me another chance?"
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"I kind of already have plans tonight. This girl Betty from work."
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"- Sure. - Thanks."
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"I'd take her myself, but I'd run the risk of bumping into my mother."
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"Now, either do the job we pay you for or I'll find someone else who will."
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"Have a great day."
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"Oh, my God. The janitor's afraid of Carla."
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"How could I use this to my advantage?"
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"Listen, I want you to lay off J.D. Stop accusing him of things he didn't do."
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"- Why the big deal? - You never tell me how you feel."
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"I just got off the phone with Jordan"
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"You might wanna write this down, because here comes the inside scoop:"
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"The hospital comes first."
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"Forever and ever."
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"So I'm a little homophobic. We all got our stuff, right?"
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"I bet deep down inside you're a little racist."
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"- Marrying a black guy. - How pissed are your parents, honestly?"
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"is the thought of being that open with another guy, any guy."
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"Dude, that's a little gay."
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"I feel bad about what happened before,"
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"- I'm not in that line. - You're not?"
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"I'm happy when someone wins a battle,"
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"Like pride in your work."
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"OK. Ever since Carla and I set the date for our wedding, I started thinking."
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"they just cruise along year after year without making any real commitment?"
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"I was planning on telling you that you'll always come first,"
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"But if that's not enough, I understand."
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"Last time we were together everything was going great"
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"and then out of nowhere you dumped me for your job."
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"Really?"
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"That is not something that I'm happy about."
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"If I hadn't made medicine my priority, I wouldn't have lasted."
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"Do you think the New Elliot would like to go to dinner tonight?"
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"I don't know. She's very busy."
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"Laverne, by this afternoon we're gonna find out whose urine this is."
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"- $6.50, please. - $6.50 for an egg-salad sandwich?"
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"$4.50 for the salad. $2 for the apple juice you put in the urine container."
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"- Who would do that? - Just the burger for me."
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"Before I examine your clavicle, let me ask you,"
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"We've always been known as Turk and J.D."
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"In college, people were, "When are Turk and J.D. Getting here?""
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"In med school everyone was like, "When are Turk and J.D. Getting here?""
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"an Indian girl slept with him cos she thought his name was Andjaydee."
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"The reminiscing, the way your breath always smelled of curry."
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"We're still on for surgery tomorrow, right?"
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"You got your face painted at the hospital picnic."
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"See you later."
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"I'm sorry, that was my mistake. I keep forgetting you're a horrible person."
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"Backbone Barbie. Excuse me."
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"- Yeah. Why? - He's your patient."
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"It's just that I've got a date with this guy named Sean."
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"Would you do me a favour and excuse me for one moment?"
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"You should, in fact, go on your little date."
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"I have some busy work that's gonna take me in the vicinity of Mr Hudson's room."
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"I'll just pop my head in and tell him that he's going to die."
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"- First name? - I.P."
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"Funny in third grade, funny now."
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"Listen, Stretch, if you know who this belongs to, I'd fess up right now."
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"Or I'm gonna grab you by the back of that two-dollar haircut"
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"and force feed you this sample so you carry it around all day."
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"No, ma'am."
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"Can I have everyone's attention, please?"
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"I officially don't care anymore who peed in this jar."
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"If you're lucky, there's no battle, everything works out perfectly."
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"Yo. For a second I thought you weren't coming, dude."
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"Hey. It's Turk Andjaydee."
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"I didn't know what to say to him."
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"I thought we were gonna reminisce, get a little deep."
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"Me too. I'm totally bummed out, all right?"
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"That was the hottest slap I've ever gotten."
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