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Clips from Scrubs - My Journey (S03E03)

"I can't believe I wasn't gonna come out."
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"I'm outta here."
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"Come on, man. Fine, man."
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"Hey, do you think gay dudes get turned on by their own wieners?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"so I decided to throw him Mr Quinn's chart with a little extra mustard sauce."
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"Morning, buddy."
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"I apologise for that. To you, not you. I thought we were friends."
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"You. Not you. Nor you."
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"This whole you leaving the room whenever I enter it thing that you're doing is..."
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"Although Carla is going a little nuts about the dress."
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"I know that last night didn't go exactly as we planned it,"
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"so I thought we could reschedule."
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"Look, I think this whole thing may be a bad idea."
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"- Sean... - I'll see you."
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"I did what I had to do and I don't need you judging me right now, Betty."
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"What do you know?"
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"I'm telling you, it was a clipboard. It came right out of the sky."
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"I'm sure it did, sir."
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"Nurse Espinosa, I requested that you transfer Mrs Merchant"
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"The last thing I need is another conversation"
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"about why she shouldn't have to spend her golden years in a bunk bed."
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"I have to learn Spanish."
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"What's up?"
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"I found out my favourite chips cause anal leakage and..."
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"- I'm not talking to you. - How did you get him to stop talking?"
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"I don't get it. You made me feel like an idiot."
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"- I'm not talking to you. - Finally. Thank you."
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"Ever since I met you, it's been like this one-way street."
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"I tell you everything and you tell me nothing."
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"This is Dr Turk and Dr Dorian."
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"Honest to God, I love this place."
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"So, thanks to you, Sean blew me off, but I'm OK."
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"New Elliot's just gonna get him back because New Elliot is a fixer."
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"Like if that guy's spleen ruptured, I would just go over and fix him."
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"- My spleen is going to rupture? - Relax. You're fine."
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"I'm just going to show Sean that he will always come first."
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"I hate to interrupt this one-gal pep rally, Barbie,"
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"but I give this guy two weeks, three if you are just terrific in the sack."
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"who told me that my son rolled over for the first time."
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"- Always. - Always?"
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"So I'll pick you up tomorrow."
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"So what makes you so uncomfortable? Is it the sex?"
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"What really freaks me out, though,"
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"I don't know what it is. That's just the way I've been my whole life."
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"Maybe it's because I'm scared, you know?"
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"What?"
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"so I went and searched through, like, 40 bags of garbage"
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"and I found the torn-off urine label."
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"- Also found half a tooth. - Over here, jumpsuit."
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"Mr Thomas Burke. Let's get you to the lab."
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"Hey, studly, when you were out rooting through the dumpster,"
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"- This is a Chiclet. - I gotta go."
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"You have to fight for things that really matter."
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"You're gonna be very pleased with the next 23 songs."
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"The fact that you're even here is enough."
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"We don't have to get all deep."
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"I wanna try this, man."
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"You know those lame-ass couples"
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"Pookie, can we get two apple-tinis?"
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"Sometimes all you can do is grit your teeth and tell the truth."
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"but the truth is that's not a promise that I can keep."
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"But I can guarantee you that when it's my decision, I'll always choose you."
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"Unfortunately, sometimes you're beaten to the punch."
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"You can hardly notice it. It's actually kind of pretty."
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"I'm never happy when a guy comes back into Elliot's life,"
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"No sweat. Lesson learned."
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"See you, Elliot."
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"I have some news. We picked a date for the wedding."
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"No way. Mine is April 25th. 2006."
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"One, two, three. Crazy."
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"So you've never dreamt about your wedding day?"
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"Do you, John Dorian, take Marcia Brady to be your wife?"
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"- My name is Maureen McCormick. - Marcia, please."
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"Father, continue."
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"Not everyone loves Journey as much as you."
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"I don't love Journey."
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"Dr Kelso, someone left this urine specimen sitting around."
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"Sweetheart, I think you're confusing "interesting" with "boring.""
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"- I can't believe you set a date. - It's happening."
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"Wedding talk? How lovely."
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"Listen, Hilton sisters, Mr Quinn in 206 still has a severely shattered clavicle"
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"and he needs a surgical consult."
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"gosh, I was hoping that if you two hens have an extra moment"
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"between choosing centre pieces and deciding"
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"exactly how you're gonna attach that veil onto baldy's head,"
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"it would just be super-de-duper"
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"if you could peek in and give him the old lookie-Ioo, wouldn't it?"
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"You're gonna spend weekends chasing around little Arturo and Rosalia."
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"- You mean Tamika and Fuqua? - You should talk to Carla."
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"This is the end of a major chapter in our lives."
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"Know what? I'm gonna take you out tonight."
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"Up."
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"- Do you actually talk to each other? - He's just a dolphin."
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"Well, all right. Why is everything so much easier with dolphins?"
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"You're not trying to date a dolphin."
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"No. Well, not after that big talk they gave us."
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"When a patient dies, it's not uncommon to take them to the morgue,"
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"I'm up."
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"No, I have not. By the way, I know an amazing Journey cover band."
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"You should get 'em to play at your reception."
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"Who left this urine here?"
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"I've never been so crushed in my entire life."
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"But now things are gonna be different because I'm different."
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"Does this shade of red make me look like a clown?"
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"It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns."
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"if you could call Mr Hudson's wife and kids"
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"I love you."
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"His name is Mr Freely."
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"And J.D."
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"Never underestimate just exactly how uncomfortable this makes him."
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"to the Morning Side Nursing Home."
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"And bring him a fruit smoothie every day."
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"I always make him feel like an idiot."
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"Point being that I missed it because I was here."
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"That's why I pretend to have a cold when Carla's aunt comes to town."
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"you didn't stumble across your own testicles, did you?"
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"No, Barbie."
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"That way, if I want it back, I point you at a beaker and squeeze really hard."
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"Sean, I can't make it to dinner."
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