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Clips from The Simpsons - Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (S03E03)

"What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?"
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"He'd say, uh..."
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"''Think of a better opening.''"
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"- How's it going, honey? - Not very well."
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"Well, when I used to get stuck like this, I'd go for a bike ride."
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"- Do kids go on bike rides anymore? - Yes!"
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"- Do kids still use that word ''cool''? - Yes, Mom!"
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"Wow, a bald eagle."
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"''So burn the flag if you must, but before you do..."
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"''you better burn a few other things."
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"'' Be sure to burn your TV and car."
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"- [ Cheering ] - Thank you very much."
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"'' Recipe for a free country: Mix one cup liberty with three teaspoons of justice."
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"Add one informed electorate. Baste well with veto power.''"
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"''When America was born on that hotJuly day in 1 77 6..."
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"''the trees in Springfield Forest were tiny saplings, trembling towards the sun."
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"''so too did our fledgling nation find strength..."
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"''Who would have thought such mighty oaks or such a powerful nation..."
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"could grow out of something so fragile, so pure?''"
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"- Thank you. - [ Applause ]"
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"Me thinks I detect the sickly scent of the daddy."
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"Mr. Simpson, I'd like to ask you a few questions about your daughter's essay."
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"Are you interested in politics or government?"
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"I don't know."
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"- Could you touch your nose for me? Hmm. - Mm. Hmm."
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"Lisa, after meeting your father..."
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"reading and writing would pay off?"
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"- and anything else I've got coming to me. - I'll see what I can do."
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"Ooh-ooh, baby!"
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"And this control stick is like the handlebars on your tricycle."
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"No, thank you. I'd rather push this button. Oops!"
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"- We're all gonna die! - [ Passengers Screaming ]"
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"Look, Marge, that guy has the same last name we do. Taxi.!"
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"Oh, look, Homer, the I.R.S."
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"- Boo! - Oh, boo yourself."
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"[ Marge ] Here we are, kids. The Watergate."
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"## [ Humming ]"
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"Homer, look.! They give you a shower cap..."
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"And a welcoming mint on your pillow."
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"Wow, a shoehorn. Just like in the movies."
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"Shoe goes on, shoe goes off, shoe goes on, shoe goes off."
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"Hey, I call first bedsies."
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"Well, okay, which one do you want?"
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"I... want... that one."
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"Really? You want that one?"
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"It's all yours. Whatever you say."
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"- Why? What's wrong with it? - Nothing."
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"- Nothing. - What did you do to it?"
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"- Nothing. - Mom!"
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"What the-- D'oh! Stupid welcoming mint!"
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"- Hello? - [ Bart ] Good morning. This is your wake-up call."
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"Wake-up call? It's 2:00 a.m."
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"Sorry, fatso."
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"Oh, I love your magazine."
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"My favorite section is '' How to Increase Your Word Power.''"
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"That thing is really, really, really... good."
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"And Trong has won both the Westinghouse Talent Search..."
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"Have either of you ever run into any problems because of your superior ability?"
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"- Hmm? - Sure, I guess. - Oh, me too!"
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"They'll get you into places other tourists never see."
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"Ah!"
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"Wow, the president's bathroom."
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"Oh, you have those damn badges."
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"Hey, watch it, chief."
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"Folks, we print more than 1 8 million bills a day."
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"Oh, and in case you were wondering..."
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"no, we don't give out free samples."
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"[ Tourists Laughing ]"
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"Lousy, cheap country."
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"[ Imitating Machine Guns Firing And Bombs Exploding ]"
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"Bart, get out of The Spirit of St. Louis.!"
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"- [ Marge Chuckling ] - Hey, what's so funny."
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"- [ Whispering ] - Oh, Marge, grow up!"
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"- Now, basically, what we wanna do is cut her down. - Uh-huh."
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"As you can see in our artist's rendition, it's full of old growth..."
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"Well,Jerry, you're a whale of a lobbyist, and, uh..."
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"this isn't like burying toxic waste."
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"People are gonna notice those trees are gone."
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"Eh, Congressman, this is where it gets awkward."
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"- [ Intercom Buzzes ] - Oh, what is it?"
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"It's that little girl from Springfield who wrote the essay."
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"- Could be a good photo-op. - Sure, fine."
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"you'll be a congressman or a senator."
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"- Only two. I checked. - [ Laughs ]"
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"Oh, isn't that nice?"
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"If I ever vote, it'll be for him. [ Burps ]"
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"[ Groans ] Lisa, the contest isn't for three hours."
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"Anyone up for the Winifred Beecher Howe Memorial?"
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"- Who's that? - An early crusader for women's rights."
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"She led the Floor Mop Rebellion of 1 91 0."
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"Later, she appeared on the highly unpopular 7 5-cent piece."
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"Do I get my logging permit?"
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"Well, let me put it this way,Jerry. Timber!"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"How can I read my essay now? I don't believe my own words."
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"- Mr. Lincoln-- - [ Man ] Mr. Lincoln, I need your advice."
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"What can I do to make this a better country?"
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"Is this a good time to buy a house?"
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"- I can't get my boy to brush. - Would I look good with a mustache?"
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"I tried using turpentine, but that just made it worse."
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"My name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem!"
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"Mr.Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson..."
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"- and I have a problem. - I know your problem."
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"The Lincoln Memorial was too crowded."
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"just the Declaration of Independence..."
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"Maybe I should be going. I caught you at a bad time."
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"Wait! Please don't go. I get so lonely."
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"[ Wind Whistling ]"
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"[ Murmuring ]"
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"Oh.! Oh.! Oh.! Oh.!"
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"Rudy, my man, you're a miracle worker."
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"Your laundry, sir."
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"- Thank you. - Bart, are you ready to go to-- [ Screams ]"
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"- I'll room service you.! - Before you kill me..."
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"remember, this trip is all expenses paid."
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"- Thank you. - Oh, this guy is awful."
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"I know, honey, but just sit still."
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"- Welcome, everyone, to the awards luncheon. - [ Feedback ]"
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"Former Redskins great Alonzo Flowers..."
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"perennial third-party candidate Wilson DeFarge..."
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