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Clips from Married with Children - Poke High (S03E03)

"Let's face it, Steve, my record's history."
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"I really tried to hurt that kid, you know?"
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"I know, Al."
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"Hey, I got something to make you feel better."
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"Look at this."
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"I feel so alone."
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"She may not graduate,"
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"but she is the prettiest cheerleader in school."
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"Poke 'em, poke 'em in the snout!"
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"If they holler, let 'em go! Eeny, meeny, miney, mo!"
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"Polk High!"
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"Go, Matt!"
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"Come here!"
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"I'm yours!"
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"Why doesn't Matt ever play with the ball over by me?"
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"Yoo-hoo, Matt! Matt!"
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"Hey, don't pat him, pat me!"
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"Ow!"
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"[CROWD CHEERING]"
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"Yay, Kelly!"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Ah... Look at her, Marce."
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"See how she raises her legs higher than everyone else?"
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"Yes. But the other girls are standing up."
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"ANNOUNCER: And the point-after is good."
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"[CROWD APPLAUDING]"
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"You stink!"
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"Oh, Al, must the fact that your glory days are over"
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"drag us all down?"
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"I mean, even if your record is broken,"
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"you still hold the record"
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"for the most consecutive days without sex,"
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"You know, it's amazing."
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"You got to give Marcy a lot of credit."
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"I thought she'd be gloating,"
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"but she genuinely feels bad for me."
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"Those tight little buns"
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"squeezed into those tight little uniforms."
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"Spike me, baby."
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"the score, Polk, 14, Chester A. Arthur, 7."
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"This is discrimination."
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"You know, the guys on the team have it so easy."
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"A guy gets a little knee to the groin,"
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"Well, I'm cheering with a bunion,"
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"and I want some attention."
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"Water boy!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"so I decided to take out the water boy."
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"Meet the new water boy."
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"You don't even bathe. What do you know about water?"
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"I know if you spray some on a cheerleader's sweater,"
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"you get a cheap thrill."
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"I want water."
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"Oops."
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"This game is for the championship."
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"Yeah! Right!"
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"Here's the play we're gonna run."
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"Now, look--"
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"Go, Matt!"
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"Do I interrupt when you're speaking?"
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"Ow!"
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"[CROWD CHEERING]"
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"All right! Cheerleader huddle!"
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"All right, girls."
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"We're up, but it's close,"
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"and the guys really need your support."
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"Men always need a woman's support."
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"Nothing we can use."
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"That's why we must treasure these moments together."
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"tonight will be the traditional year-end slumber party"
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"at my place."
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"You seniors know what I mean."
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"and shake your dots for Polk High!"
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"[CHANTING] Our team is what?"
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"OTHERS [CHANTING]: Red hot!"
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"Our team is what?"
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"Red hot!"
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"Our team is R-E-D red H-O-T hot!"
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"Once we start we cannot stop!"
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"Uh-huh!"
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"Hike!"
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"[***]"
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"[CROWD GASPS]"
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"So when do the football players"
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"come over and talk to us?"
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"[SCOFFS]"
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"I can't wait till this game is over."
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"So, you want to come to my house tonight"
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"and play some records?"
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"No."
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"You're a geek."
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"and Polk is six minutes away from an undefeated season."
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"Ah, what else could happen to me?"
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"ANNOUNCER: Your attention, please."
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"Folks, I've just been told"
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"Red Grange is in the stands today."
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"[APPLAUSE]"
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"ANNOUNCER: Matt Gibson has the ball."
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"He cuts right."
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"He's running down the sidelines."
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"Matt, Matt!"
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"Yoo-hoo! Matt!"
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"[***]"
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"MARCY: So young, so young..."
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"Hey, number 21,"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"PEG: Poor Al. He's having such a miserable day."
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"Gee, I hope he doesn't realize this jacket cost $200."
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"AL: My record is going to hell."
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"No one will remember me."
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"And my wife is wearing a $200 jacket."
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"STEVE: I think if I get into fourth gear"
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"Oh, man, I'll tell Marcy on the way home."
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"It'll really turn her on."
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"ANNOUNCER: It's Polk with the ball."
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"They're up 21-14 with 20 seconds to go."
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"It lands in the hands of an Aryan."
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"He's lumbering into the end zone."
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"Touchdown!"
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"Yes!"
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