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Clips from Married with Children - Poke High (S03E03)

"It's now Polk, 21, Chester A. Arthur, 20,"
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"I haven't asked you for much."
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"You haven't given me much."
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"Come on, Aryans!"
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"Rommel fakes back to pass."
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"The Aryans take the lead, 22-21,"
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"with 10 seconds to go in the game."
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"PEG: Oh, God."
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"Now I'm gonna have to hear"
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"about his stupid record"
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"for the rest of my life."
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"I'm going to Disneyland."
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"There's still 10 seconds left."
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"Anything can happen."
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"Steve, there's three things I'm sure of in this life:"
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"One is I'll be selling shoes till the day I die."
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"Two is Peggy'll win the lottery the very next day."
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"And three is there's no way Polk's gonna win this game."
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"Only way Polk can win"
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"is if they run the kickoff all the way back"
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"for a touchdown."
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"That's impossible."
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"I can't believe this."
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"The last play of the last game."
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"I've done all this,"
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"and he didn't even notice me."
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"And he never will."
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"ANNOUNCER: There's the kickoff."
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"Matt Gibson takes it deep in his own end zone."
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"He's at the 10. He's hit."
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"and heads up field."
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"He cuts right. He could go all the way!"
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"No! No! Somebody stop him!"
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"Anybody!"
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"Matt! Matt! Over here!"
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"ANNOUNCER: He's at midfield all alone."
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"Nobody can catch him!"
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"Gibson is down!"
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"[LAUGHING] [GUNSHOT]"
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"The Aryans win 22-21."
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"Huh-ho, heartbreak!"
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"homework, my house, midnightish?"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Well, I know you're upset,"
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"but maybe next time you'll know better"
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"than to bet on a high school football game."
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"That was Reverend Felcher."
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"Church is another place the Bundys are not allowed."
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"Ah, it's the freeway ban that really hurts."
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"Tell her what she did was wrong,"
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"and she disgraced the entire family,"
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"which is not an easy thing to do."
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"I'll handle it, Peg."
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"Hi, Daddy."
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"Kelly, sit down here a minute."
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"Kelly, I want to talk to you"
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"about what happened this afternoon."
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"[***]"
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"I failed."
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"Daddy, we're talking."
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"a good place to start"
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"Get him alone with no distractions."
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"Lenny."
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"Very good."
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"First word..."
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"Do you think you could get that out?"
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"I can get you good seats."
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"for touchdowns in a season?"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Poke High!"
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"Oh, honey, look at our little girl."
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"ALL [CHANTING]: Poke 'em in! Poke 'em out!"
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"the Chester A. Arthur Aryans, nothing."
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"MARCY: Look at those young boys."
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"Spike me."
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"All right, now, listen up."
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"Don't mind me. I'm just here to cheer."
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"What do they give us?"
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"Maybe he'll stand up for us."
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"There's the snap. The ball pops loose."
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"You owe me."
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"Now he breaks a tackle and cuts left"
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"And there's the gun! It's over!"
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"Honey, you've got to talk to Kelly."
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"I mean, I'm famous for it,"
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"Well, now a lot of the guys on the team"
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"ANNOUNCER: And late in the second quarter,"
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"He spots Himmler open in the end zone."
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"What's wrong,"
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"Good. Good."
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"I did."
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"AL: Damn it!"
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"What do you think, Ms. Mount?"
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"Now, watch this, Al."
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"They're almost finished."
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"A Penthouse, a night light,"
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"[ALL SHOUTING]"
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"I'm so proud of her."
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"and no high school kid's gonna break that one."
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"Hey! Do you mind?"
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"All right, now, get out there"
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"ANNOUNCER: And we're late in the fourth quarter,"
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"He's at the 20, the 30."
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