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Clips from Seinfeld - The Keys (S03E03)

"- What are you talking about? - Look out the window, you'll see."
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"Hey, Georgie!"
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"What?"
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"It's my cuticle."
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"What, you know Jerry?"
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"- Yeah, I know Jerry. - How do you know him?"
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"- What's the difference? - Because I know him too..."
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"- I'm coming down. - Hey, will you tell Kramer I'm outside?"
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"What, you know Kramer?"
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"- Hi. - Hello."
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"Hey, Mike!"
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"Come on up! The fight's almost starting."
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"- You're watching the fight at Jerry's? - Yeah."
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"Oh, great."
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"What's going on?"
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"Hey, pal."
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"You're not getting that space."
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"I mean, I'll sleep in my car if I have to."
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"He was down there."
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"- No. It doesn't matter. He was here- - Hey, Jerry."
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"You're looking tremendous."
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"What, are you on some regimen?"
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"Yeah, 25-percent bran flakes."
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"The 40 percent was too much, so I found a store to make it special."
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"That's killer! Killer!"
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"Come on."
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"Hey!"
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"- Your friend here has real problems. - Me?"
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"Going in front-first isn't sneaking!"
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"You went in front-first because you saw me backing up!"
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"I went front-first because I can make it front-first. Pull out! I'll show you!"
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"You got a prayer."
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"I go in front-first all the time."
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"- Did you talk to him? - Yeah."
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"I did a number on him."
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"I can't believe it. What'd you say?"
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"I told him a pack of teenagers in a convertible were terrorizing us..."
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"...and they followed us into the city."
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"Yeah. By the time I got to the end of the story..."
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"...he was so relieved we were alive, he couldn't care less about the car."
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"You are a genius. It's as simple as that."
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"I only wish I could teach you, but, you know, it's inborn."
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"By the way, thanks for inviting me to the flea market."
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"- Great. - I didn't know."
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"Oh, so that's why you were acting so funny."
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"Well, I didn't know you wanted to go."
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"- Who's talking to you? - We just didn't think of you."
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"- You said it, sister. - Every time I leave my house now..."
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"...I have to call everybody and ask if they wanna do what I'm doing?"
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"People forget. Look at Home Alone. They forgot."
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"Great move telling him, by the way. Real smart move."
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"I didn't know I wasn't supposed to say anything."
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"I'm so sorry. Really."
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"I'm sorry. I don't care for that sorry."
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"- ...was that a good sorry? - It was a so-so sorry."
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"Hey! Move this car! I gotta get through!"
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"You heard the man."
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"Like you're not just gonna back it in if I do that."
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"Well, somebody better move something soon!"
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"They had to move the cars so the truck could get through, right?"
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"These guys don't trust each other, so they got two nonpartisan drivers..."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, it's interesting, under that pressure, what you're capable of."
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"- Right. - I learned a lot about myself."
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"- What did you do to my car? - I couldn't help it!"
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"Elaine moved the mirror! I got discombobulated!"
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"Like you've ever been bobulated."
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"I thought you said you were a good driver."
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"No, I never said I was a good driver, I said, I was a good parker."
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"I think you said driver."
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"Parker. I never said driver. I said, parker. Great parker."
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"That's not the way it was. Move it up."
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"No, you weren't. Stop there."
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"- Do you mind? - Do you?"
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"Somebody better move these cars."
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"Do you know who you are?"
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"...everything gets disrupted and disjointed?"
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"- Enough! - No! Don't do it!"
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"Are we gonna stay here all night?"
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"Why don't you just flip a coin, already."
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"No, this is a matter of principle."
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"That would be saying anybody can pull into any space any way they want."
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"I'm making a stand here. I'm saying no to headfirst parking!"
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"We put up with too much crap in this city!"
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"We're not putting up with headfirst parking!"
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"Maybe if you hadn't been pontificating about what a great parker you were..."
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"...you might have got the space."
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"He could have pulled up to that car and backed in..."
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"...but he chose to go in headfirst."
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"No, he couldn't, because the other car was already backing in."
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"You just spit on me!"
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"Don't you raise your voice to me."
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"Hey, Matthew."
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"Hi, Jerry."
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"I hear your father's closing his store."
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"- No. Nothing. - What's happened to Daddy?"
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"We're not going to have any money?"
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"- We're out of money? - No, of course not."
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"Jerry says Daddy's closing the store."
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"He's going out of business."
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"I didn't..."
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"I don't know about your friend Jerry."
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"He says some stupid things sometimes."
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"- Congratulations. - What for?"
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"No, I'm not pregnant."
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"- Are you sure you're not pregnant? - Yes, I'm sure!"
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"- That's weird. - Come on, Matthew."
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"- No! - Come on, Matthew!"
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"Hey, do you think I'm a phoney?"
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"- What? - Mike thinks I'm a phoney."
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"- You gotta open the vault. - Open my vault?!"
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"- Open your vault. - Once I open the vault..."
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"- ...it ceases to be a vault. - You have no choice."
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"The vault."
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"You know why you can't go in front-first? I'll tell you why."
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"Because it signals a breakdown in the social order."
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"- Why are you asking him? - Who's talking to you?"
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"He's right! Never!"
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"What if you got 10 car lengths?"
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"Should you pull all the way to the front car?"
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