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Clips from Seinfeld - The Keys (S03E03)

"If you got 10 car lengths..."
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"When do you ever have 10 car lengths?"
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"This guy tried to sneak into my space."
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"I really hate people who do that. I hope you don't let him get away with it."
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"Thank you for your support."
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"- Hey, George, nice hat. - Yeah, thanks."
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"- Sure, it would. - No! Get out of here, Newman."
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"- Let me try it. - No! Stop it!"
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"- Let him try it on. - I don't want him to!"
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"All right! You wanna try on the hat?! Try on the hat!"
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"Stop it, George! Stop it. I was defending your parking."
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"- Come on, George! - Okay, just keep the hat!"
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"That's it. The fight's already started. I'm going upstairs."
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"- I'm not going if he's going! - Me either!"
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"- Well, I'm going. - If he's going, I'm not going!"
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"- I won't go if Jerry's not. - Why won't you go if I go?"
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"- No. Don't, Jerry. - Like you didn't call me a phoney!"
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"- Thanks! Real good! - All right."
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"I think you completely misunderstood what I said."
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"I meant it in a complimentary way."
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"That sort of thing?"
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"- You know, slang. - Use it in a sentence."
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"Man, that Michael Jordan is so phoney."
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"Why did you tell him?!"
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"Come on, who wants to watch the fight?"
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"Okay, whose cars are these? Let's move them. Let's go."
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"Let's go, or I'm gonna write both of you a ticket in about two minutes."
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"Officer, he backed up from down the street!"
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"All right, you move your car. It's his space. You can't go in headfirst."
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"Wait a second."
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"Why can't he go in headfirst?"
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"He said the guy was just sitting over there."
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"What are you talking about? This guy was here first."
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"No, it's his space!"
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"You're gonna have to go to the bathroom!"
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"Seven."
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"Nine."
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"Ten."
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"Because they think, If I don't get this one, I may never get a space."
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"You know. I'll circle for months until somebody goes out to the Hamptons."
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"...than parking spaces."
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"The problem is, car manufacturers are building hundreds of thousands..."
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"...of new cars every year."
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"They're not making any new spaces."
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"You go to the auto show, they got that big revolving turntable..."
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"In parking lots, they have this compact car only spot."
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"You gotta put some beg into it."
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"Well, what for?"
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"...and see that look of disappointment on her face."
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"Well, I'm very disappointed in George and Elaine."
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"- Yeah? What did you talk about? - Actually, we talked about you."
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"I'm locking the vault. It's a vault!"
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"Why did you tell me that if I can't say anything?"
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"Yeah. Blame it on me because you can't drive, George."
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"- I can make a left from the right lane. - I'm sure you could."
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"Dreams can come true. What did I tell you?"
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"Will you just park it, already?"
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"I can't pass it on."
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"What, are you crazy? What are you doing?"
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"- What am I gonna say? - I don't know."
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"Okay. Now listen."
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"We were at the tollbooth at the Henry Hudson Parkway, okay?"
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"But-But they were in this really- Like a souped-up car, you know?"
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"And so he turned off the road really suddenly..."
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"Hey, Jerry. You know, your friend here is a real piece of work!"
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"Hey, your friend Mike's outside. He wants to talk to you."
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"Once he passed his front bumper, it's no longer his space."
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"I love that."
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"It was a thing of beauty. You really had to be there to appreciate it."
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"Yeah. I'm sorry."
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"Well, you're pregnant."
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"I thought she was pregnant."
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"- He thinks you're a phoney? - But I can't say anything..."
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"I can't. I told Kramer I was vaulting it."
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"- It's your house! - I don't have to go."
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"People will kill each other for a parking space in New York."
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"Everybody in New York City knows there's gotta be way more cars..."
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"You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night."
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"A flea market? You went to a flea market?"
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"Sounds like you did some pretty nifty manoeuvring."
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"Well, I mean, as long as you're okay, that..."
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"Chaos! It reduces us to jungle law."
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"Yeah."
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"What a bald paradise that must have been."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"Hey!"
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"- A phoney? He called me a phoney? - A big phoney."
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"Okay. Please! Please tell me!"
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"- Well, please? - Not today, pal."
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"I'd always worry about that first moment where I take it off..."
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"- Is this for the fight? - Yeah. Starts in 35 minutes."
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"All right. I'll tell you, but you can't say anything to him."
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"Are you gonna move the car?"
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"Will you come on down? This guy's in my space!"
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"- Indiana. - Hey, Krame."
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"- How you doing? - Okay."
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"We don't have any money?"
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"You parked on 84th and Columbus, right?"
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"Yeah. He had some pretty interesting things to say."
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"I'm not sneaking!"
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"And then they fired a gun right up in the air!"
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"- You know this guy? - Yeah. Yeah, I know him."
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"- It's all taken care of. - You told him? What did you tell him?"
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"Why? I'll tell you why."
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"He can't pull in headfirst!"
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"...and there's nothing on it."
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"- ...because I'm not supposed to know. - You have to say something."
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