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Clips from Scrubs - My Dream Job (S02E02)

"- My life changed that day. - Man, that was a long time ago."
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"are getting married."
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"The point is, we've really grown up."
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"The Cadillac of all hangover cures."
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"- It feels warm in my tummy. - Good morning, angels."
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"Did you have one too many Daiquiris last night?"
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"He's the scary man you told me about last night."
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"- That he didn't know it yet. - That's exactly right."
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"If the next words aren't "See you," the third will be,"
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"- That guy? - Yeah."
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"I don't know."
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"- Ronk. - When do people yell "stat"?"
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"Kinda never. Bambi, rounds."
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"- Dammit. - Run, Johnny, run."
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"Every year, Kelso picks a resident"
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"- Excuse me? - Should we get started? Yes."
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"Dr... Young Asian Fellow,"
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"Dr Murphy and Dr Eager Beaver, step forward."
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"of the persistent ST elevation on any EKG?"
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"Dr Murphy."
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"Dr Reid! A moment, please."
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"- No, you didn't. - I did."
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"Every time I turn around, Dr Kelso's riding me."
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"Kelso worries he's not scary, so he picks somebody to be his bitch."
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"Who he picks is totally random."
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"Unless you throw a needle in his face."
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"OK, I didn't tell you the kid was yours and you're upset."
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"It's mostly just the kid thing."
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"I didn't want you to feel pressured to be with me."
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"I am so, so sorry,"
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"but no matter what you say, you don't have a leg to stand on."
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"I don't know about that, Perry."
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"Sounds like she's trying to protect your relationship."
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"Some mothers say the only way to get a guy to marry you"
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"Stupid mothers who got even meaner"
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"Do you have any idea what it feels like"
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"Why, Christopher?"
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"I've saved up 500 bucks."
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"Where would you put that if you were me?"
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"You could get Schmitty and Dan a wedding gift. Dan wants a ferret."
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"Let's go do something special tonight. My treat."
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"We gotta kinda lay low tonight. We're on backup call."
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"See, now, this is the proper way to lay low."
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"I mean, honestly, does it get any better?"
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"Why do you keep looking at me like that?"
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"People."
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"Those sutures look awful, don't you think, Ted?"
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"I know what you're doing, sir, the whole keep-us-scared thing."
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"Even if you hadn't just missed blinding me earlier,"
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"You're easily startled, you're constantly overwhelmed."
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"I chose you because I am hoping that you will ask yourself,"
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"I'm not the girl they're singing about in My Sharona."
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"Don't get me wrong. I wanna be with the kid."
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"I'm damn sure gonna be with the kid."
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"...I just don't see us working out."
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"Nothing like cold beers in a Jacuzzi. Am I right, Ed?"
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"The only way we have to go in is if there was some catastrophe."
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"In breaking news, there's been a multiple car pile-up on the throughway."
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"Whether it's someone who won't take no for an answer."
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"Or being shaken to your very core."
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"Sometimes it's just having to work in wet grundies."
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"No, you look. If someone had asked me just this morning,"
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"for you two geniuses, I would have said, that's not possible."
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"The only problem is I'm fresh out of blue ribbons,"
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"for a lifetime supply of my foot up your ass."
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"Go home. You're not fit to work tonight."
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"Great speech. You guys are in trouble."
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"After what happened, I was in no mood to be messed with."
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"You know what? At least what I do matters. OK?"
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"The smart money says you'll be cleaning it tomorrow."
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"Why don't I just come by then,"
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"and you can tell me how what you do day after day"
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"makes even the slightest bit of difference in this world?"
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"Crockett."
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"Tubbs."
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"No."
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"You know, you are being very immature"
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"I was afraid of you, and now I can talk to you,"
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"like how your hair's been looking springy lately,"
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"Dr Kelso's starting to get to me,"
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"Sorry, kid, but I'm dealing with my own stuff right now."
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"Oh, God."
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"Man, why'd you even show up this weekend?"
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"OK, I didn't really introduce them."
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"I'm the one who accidentally saw them under the foosball table."
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"You just blow into town and get us into trouble."
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"What? I made you guys go out tonight?"
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"- You wanna go out...? - Sorry."
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"So maybe you should stop being all mad at me when, really,"
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"you're just pissed because you hate your jobs."
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"Ted, he's trying to break my spirit."
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"I'm sorry. Of course you do."
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"Dr Reid, I'm afraid that nothing you've described"
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"constitutes harassment."
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"Swing and a miss, eh, Dr Reid?"
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"The next time you decide to make a stink over nothing,"
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"I have stress-induced dyslexia and you know that, Dr Oslek."
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"One gets angry and walks away,"
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"the other's too stubborn to go after them."
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"Before you know it, you sleep with some pharmaceutical rep,"
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"I'm convincing my mom that the thing in my suitcase"
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"I'm not going home until you promise you're coming with me."
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"Bring dinner."
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"You're a father. Can you believe it?"
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"I didn't get a lot of sleep thinking about what Spence had said."
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"Look, I'm sorry I was such a jerk yesterday. OK?"
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"As I bent down to eat that peppered floor turkey,"
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"unaware that the cleanser the janitor uses"
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"The reason we're doctors is because we have"
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"That was disgusting."
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"because at the end of your second year,"
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"And sacrifice."
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"Tell them the ferret only eats fresh vegetables."
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"Really, all you can hope for is an occasional thank-you."
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"I'm starting to think you may not be the worst resident that ever lived."
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"- How cool was that? - Shut up."
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"- I wasn't even mad at Jordan. - No?"
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"You? Come on."
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"You're gonna be a very scary... I mean, great."
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"Eight seconds ago?"
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