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Clips from Scrubs - My Dream Job (S02E02)

"I said, I think you may not be the worst resident ever,"
Scrubs
"Why am I not leaving, Dr Reid?"
Scrubs
"I don't want to miss you breaking down"
Scrubs
"and weeping in front of everyone."
Scrubs
"My God, you're right."
Scrubs
"Everybody have a good one."
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"If we ever miss you,"
Scrubs
"every few minutes and say, "I've never satisfied a woman.""
Scrubs
"Dr Cox..."
Scrubs
"Maybe it would be easier if I told you"
Scrubs
"Dream job."
Scrubs
"Wow..."
Scrubs
"This is it. Last man standing."
Scrubs
"What are the four differential diagnoses"
Scrubs
"- Murphy. - Aneurysm."
Scrubs
"Ronk!"
Scrubs
"I don't know, sir. Yes? No? I'm barely here."
Scrubs
"While you work hard,"
Scrubs
"What do you do when you have to pee?"
Scrubs
"That was my ass."
Scrubs
"This is my chance to shine."
Scrubs
"I'm gonna hang around until you forgive me."
Scrubs
"Little anonymous donation"
Scrubs
"I don't care if I hurt his feelings, I got absolutely crushed tonight."
Scrubs
"Howdy, Mop-Top."
Scrubs
"Ask me if I'll go out drinking Wednesday night."
Scrubs
"We've been dancing the same dance for years now."
Scrubs
"Come on, look at this floor. You could practically eat off of it."
Scrubs
"Give them a big kiss for us."
Scrubs
"- I'll see ya later. - Later, dude."
Scrubs
"You shut up. You're an angry man."
Scrubs
"Remember you told me I wasn't the worst resident that ever lived?"
Scrubs
"You have no idea how much that meant to me."
Scrubs
"That may come up tomorrow."
Scrubs
"with Carla in the other room."
Scrubs
"- A double wedding? - No."
Scrubs
"Free pitcher."
Scrubs
"- Trying to add a little drama. - I felt it."
Scrubs
"I saw your paycheck. I make more than you do."
Scrubs
"A wallet, a money clip."
Scrubs
"really ask yourself, if there isn't some other profession"
Scrubs
"would have to be simultaneously incapacitated."
Scrubs
"What are you talking about? I introduced Schmitty and Dan."
Scrubs
"since the second I got here, dying for an excuse to blow it off."
Scrubs
"That's good, good sauce."
Scrubs
"Holy crap. Run away. Run away. Run away."
Scrubs
""My crotch, you've punched me in the crotch.""
Scrubs
"Is there something else that's bothering you?"
Scrubs
"Turk and I both knew who was responsible for all this."
Scrubs
"Excuse me there, Bobbo."
Scrubs
"I can't believe you didn't tell me."
Scrubs
"Oh, God!"
Scrubs
"and, oh, my God, is that guy on fire?"
Scrubs
"Morning."
Scrubs
"- Yeah. - Yes."
Scrubs
"with 20 KCL at 100ccs an hour."
Scrubs
"Do you have any interesting patients?"
Scrubs
"Her name's Sharona."
Scrubs
"What's up, chica? Whoa!"
Scrubs
"You go home. I'll meet you there later."
Scrubs
"I get it. But you seem to be making a really big deal out of this."
Scrubs
"but they were getting along better."
Scrubs
"See you."
Scrubs
"Johnny. Investment banker. So, no."
Scrubs
"Last night, you totally kicked our asses cos we deserved it."
Scrubs
"- Spence, this is Dr Cox and... - Don't bother. Don't care."
Scrubs
"to be rehashing our college sexual conquests"
Scrubs
"You have to have that desire,"
Scrubs
"The hell with it. I'm going in."
Scrubs
"Right in the nose. Yeah."
Scrubs
"Nurse Espinoza,"
Scrubs
"Would you eat off the floor?"
Scrubs
"OK, he hasn't said a word in over ten minutes."
Scrubs
"Things are different now. We have a kid together."
Scrubs
"How is that law degree working out for you, Ted?"
Scrubs
"- Hey, congratulations. - For what, jackass?"
Scrubs
"But you said it was his. And you said something else."
Scrubs
"The key is to jump on any easy question and impress him early."
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"- Murphy. - Pass."
Scrubs
"For the big dog."
Scrubs
"No way I could access the personnel files."
Scrubs
"- You're not airline pilots. - Look, Dr Cox..."
Scrubs
"From one hell to another."
Scrubs
"Who else? Who else did you bang?"
Scrubs
"I can't, I have a presentation."
Scrubs
"you should see a lawyer who didn't need five tries"
Scrubs
"No one? Self-five."
Scrubs
"it's impossible to see the light at the end of the tunnel."
Scrubs
"I'm supposed to be happy cos somebody did something right?"
Scrubs
"You're welcome."
Scrubs
"you might be better suited for."
Scrubs
"Wanna get a beer later?"
Scrubs
"When do we eat?"
Scrubs
"I'd like to try an anti-seizure medication"
Scrubs
"Spence here got me through a lot of hard times."
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"- How about that guy? - Yeah."
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"Hey, man, how am I supposed to finish this memo?"
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"This is not a good day to be late."
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"- Right, shall we get started? - Yes!"
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"- Dorian. - Ischemia."
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"when they stopped drinking."
Scrubs
"to have a janitor make more than you?"
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"- Ferrets are nice. - They're mean."
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"- I'm OK with it. - Dr Reid."
Scrubs
"you still struggle to break into the middle of the pack."
Scrubs
"Part of being a doctor is learning to deal with the unexpected."
Scrubs
"Some days I sit out here for hours, downing cold one after cold one."
Scrubs
"I've decided not to accept the being-dumped thing."
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"You're cleaning the same spot you were this morning."
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"Do you have any idea what that feels like?"
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"is a giant electric melon-baller. Guess what?"
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"Nope."
Scrubs
"I'm gonna miss you guys."
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"- Dorian. - Pericarditis."
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"- Would you? - Would I what?"
Scrubs
"What I've got you on is D-five half normal saline"
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"Check it out."
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