Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Office - Launch Party (S04E04)

"Yes! Ten reams for the U.S. District Court!"
The Office
"Did I happen to mention the 40 reams for the Battered Women's Shelter?"
The Office
"No!"
The Office
"Yeah. A long time ago, but I liked it."
The Office
"I wanted to get him Oh, the Places You'll Go!"
The Office
"Two kisses."
The Office
"One for me. One for Jan."
The Office
"You guys should come over for dinner, you and Pam."
The Office
"That would be fun. Friday? That would be fun."
The Office
"Yes. Actually, I will tell you right now."
The Office
"Okay."
The Office
"No. No. I'm sure that's not."
The Office
"We're already in the city."
The Office
"The main part, with the buildings. What am I supposed to do?"
The Office
"What do you want me to do tonight?"
The Office
"And if you tell me"
The Office
"that I have to drive back to Scranton to the satellite party,"
The Office
"I am going to throw up."
The Office
"Okay, I am going to throw up."
The Office
"I'm throwing up. You're making me throw up, Ryan."
The Office
"You know what this is like? I'll tell you what this is like."
The Office
"This is like when the freshmen would throw a party"
The Office
"Actually, I withdrew from consideration."
The Office
"Yeah. I withdrew too."
The Office
"Four, three, two, one!"
The Office
"Yes!"
The Office
"(BOTH WHOOPING)"
The Office
"I am very happy to report that our very own Dwight Schrute"
The Office
"has crushed his electronic nemesis, if you will,"
The Office
"by a whopping 52 reams."
The Office
"Reams."
The Office
"Fifty-two reams!"
The Office
"No, no. No, the first part."
The Office
"Dwight has defeated the computer."
The Office
"I didn't ask you to do it for me."
The Office
"You didn't have to."
The Office
"How do you tell someone it's over?"
The Office
"You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recipient is your notary?"
The Office
"Hello, Pam."
The Office
"Hello. Hey,"
The Office
"do you have any men that you can fix me up with?"
The Office
"I would like to have a relationship with a man."
The Office
"All right, who wants to party?"
The Office
"Why aren't you in New York?"
The Office
"You said you weren't coming back and we could leave early."
The Office
"I think I faked Stanley out, too."
The Office
"Who else thought that I was leaving and that you could all go home early?"
The Office
"Right? We can have a killer party right here in Scranton."
The Office
"Thank you."
The Office
"No, no, no. This is going to be nothing like the party you've been planning."
The Office
"This is going to be good, and everybody's gonna come."
The Office
"He beat the computer."
The Office
"Hey, good for you. Good for you! Scranton power."
The Office
"Angela, I'd like you to come into my office in 10 minutes."
The Office
"Bring something to write with and something to write on."
The Office
"It was a pretty disappointing day."
The Office
"I wasn't as important as I thought I was"
The Office
"to a certain young executive who I'd cared about."
The Office
"How are we doing on time?"
The Office
""Beer, light beer, streamers, orchids,"
The Office
"Those are just things. This is how I want it to feel."
The Office
"I would like this party to be sexier,"
The Office
"cooler, more important..."
The Office
""Chocolates, someone famous"?"
The Office
"I want it to embarrass all other parties."
The Office
"watch on the webcam and say, "Wow, how did they get Al Roker to come?""
The Office
"I can't do this. Yes, you can."
The Office
"Yes, you can. I know you can."
The Office
"I wouldn't say that if I didn't 100% believe it."
The Office
"Because we don't have a lot of time."
The Office
"I'll get the pizza!"
The Office
"What do you think of Angela?"
The Office
"I think she's efficient."
The Office
"I hadn't noticed."
The Office
"What do you think? Crazy, right?"
The Office
"Isn't that part of the fun?"
The Office
"No. I think you should date Kelly."
The Office
"She works here, too. How is that any different?"
The Office
"She works in the annex."
The Office
"KEVIN: Wait."
The Office
"All right. You know what? I don't understand"
The Office
"Oscar, talk to him."
The Office
"Michael, there's a very big difference between these two pizza places,"
The Office
"both in quality of ingredients and in overall taste."
The Office
"Which one did you order from?"
The Office
"(ALL SCOFFING) Pizza By Alfredo."
The Office
"All right, you know what? Okay, okay, what is better?"
The Office
"Medium amount of good pizza. Medium amount of good pizza."
The Office
"Oh, no, it's bad. It's real bad."
The Office
"You can pick one of these things."
The Office
"It should take you no time at all if you put the care into it that you normally do."
The Office
"Ow!"
The Office
"You looking for dinner and a movie?"
The Office
"Hello."
The Office
"that just got thrown out the window,"
The Office
"so now I have to pull together a whole new party,"
The Office
"and my useless number two quit."
The Office
"So now there's no one in charge of orchids,"
The Office
"And my upper back itches, and it's itched all day,"
The Office
"and I can't reach it. And Kevin had Greek food for lunch again!"
The Office
"Really?"
The Office
"PAM: The Pizza By Alfredo guy is here."
The Office
"You don't have to say it like that."
The Office
"I said it normal."
The Office
"Hey. Hey."
The Office
"$63.50, and that's not including tip."
The Office
"Right. I have a coupon,"
The Office
"so half of $63.50 and half the tip on $63.50..."
The Office
"Half-off coupons only apply to orders of two pizzas."
The Office
"Yeah, no, I told them on the phone I was ordering eight pizzas."
The Office
"You didn't actually think that I was going to spend 60 bucks on pizza?"
The Office
"KEVIN: It's not pizza. Okay."
The Office
"It doesn't say it anywhere on the coupon, and if it's your policy,"
The Office
"It is your problem."
The Office
"That's no way to do business, okay? I ordered"
The Office
"It's a great story. It's $63.50, and that's not including tip."
The Office
"I'm not giving that to you."
The Office
"No. No! You're not... No!"
The Office
"You are not going anywhere! You're going to stay here"
The Office
"until we figure this out! What?"
The Office
Show more clips