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Clips from The Office - Launch Party (S04E04)

"Good business is about respect and accountability and follow-through."
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"and pull the rug out from under somebody, do you?"
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"Dwight, please escort this young man into the conference room."
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"Right now. Get into the conference room."
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"I'm not going in there. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are."
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"Please. Thank you."
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"This is stupid."
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"No, you don't even know what stupid is."
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"It's about to get all stupid up in here!"
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"You find anything?"
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"Why can't you guys do it?"
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"Because we're looking up jail time."
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"He's one of the kids that sneaks onto my farm and steals my hemp."
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"You ready to give me my discount now?"
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"We're a paper company."
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"The best paper company in the whole wide world, okay?"
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"All right, Dwight, knock it off."
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"You'd better think about what you are doing, young man."
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"You better think about what you're doing."
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"No! I'm an adult. I don't have to think or do anything."
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"You're a kid. You're a little, snot-nosed punk kid"
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"who thinks he's better than everybody else,"
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"because he's some hotshot."
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"So stop being a disrespectful little jerk, okay?"
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"Sales?"
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"Yes, sales. You sell pizza. Last time I checked, that's called sales."
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"You're such a loser."
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"What did you just call him?"
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"A loser. What did you say?"
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"A loser. What?"
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"A loser. What was that word?"
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"Stop getting him to say it!"
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"I can make him talk, Michael."
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"DWIGHT: Michael! PAM: Michael!"
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"MICHAEL: Stop talking all at once!"
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"You need to let him go."
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"The world would be a better place if people were held accountable for their actions."
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"Yes, but not by kidnapping them."
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"I'm not kidnapping him."
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"As a hostage."
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"I think you're over-thinking it."
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"I think you're under-thinking it."
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"Yes. Is Alfredo there?"
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"May I speak to a manager, then?"
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"Okay, could you tell the manager that I am keeping his delivery kid"
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"until I get my discount on the eight pizzas I ordered?"
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"Yes, I know it is not on the coupon."
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"Also, I would like him to throw in two, three pizzas,"
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"just for our... Ransom."
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"...trouble."
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"Okay. All right."
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"He said no."
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"No. No."
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"Okay."
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"Why are you looking at her like that?"
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"We're all accomplices now anyway, so we figured we might as well eat."
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"We would like to order some good pizza from Alfredo's Pizza Cafe"
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"I needed another hour. It could have been done in another hour."
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"I think it looks good."
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"That's why you're not in charge, Meredith."
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"How did you..."
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"Where'd you..."
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"It's just ice. It'll melt all over the floor."
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"Excuse me."
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"(WHISPERING) I stole it."
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"Michael? Ryan wants to introduce the branch managers in a few minutes."
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"I'll just wave and introduce myself."
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"If I take a pizza,"
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"I'm all over it. Good."
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"Good pizza. Yeah?"
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"Cheese? Or do we have other flavors?"
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"Different stuff."
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"Which one is this? Perfect."
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"Do you remember what you said to me on my first day at work,"
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""Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time"
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"You came up to my desk and you said,"
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""This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this,"
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""but that mixed-berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired.""
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"Yup."
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"Can we make it a different moment?"
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"Nope."
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"Is this thing on? Give me a signal when you want me to start."
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"And now from my old hometown, Scranton, Pennsylvania, my former boss,"
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"Michael Scott."
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"Hey, I just think you should know"
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"How about that image? Crystal clear."
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"If anyone out there is listening, I am being held here against my will."
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"I'm a minor."
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"Ow!"
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"You said your upper back itched."
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"I didn't ask you to scratch it."
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"Look, Angela, I know this is weird because we work together,"
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"and because up until and possibly including now I've repulsed you,"
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"I'm not dating you."
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"So Angela is stubborn as a mule."
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"If you're going number one, you've got 10 more seconds."
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"Hey, have you seen Jim?"
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"Hey, what are you doing? I'm just scaring him."
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"Now the trick is to make him think you're going to do something to him."
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"Hey, hey, hey, stop it. Stop it."
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"No. God. Oh, my God."
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"(RINGING)"
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"This is Michael."
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"First off, thanks for the shout out."
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"You're breaking up. I can't hear you."
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"saying that he's being held against his..."
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"I want you to go in there"
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"and pay him for the pizzas and give him a generous tip,"
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"no more than 10%."
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"Here we go, 65. You know what?"
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"Here's two more."
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"See you. Drive safely."
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"Now what?"
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"Now we wait and hope that nothing happens."
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"All right. I assume I'm going to be reimbursed for the pizzas?"
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"A toast."
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"Hello? Hey. Hang on a second."
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"(RINGING)"
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"Hello. Hang on."
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"I'll be first in line"
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