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Clips from The Office - Launch Party (S04E04)

"Isn't 7:00 p.m. a little late for a lunch party?"
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"And I got all of this."
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"Angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid."
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"It is awful. You've made this day awful."
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"Then it would say "Lanch Party," Kevin."
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"Would it really be better if it said "Lanch Party"?"
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"It's supposed to say "Launch.""
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"Okay, wow, easy, booster seat."
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""Plan a party, Angela. Oh, and the entire world will see it."
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""Oh, and here are four idiots who will do nothing but weigh you down."
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""Oh, and your cat's still dead.""
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"Got it. Carb up."
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"Hey, if you want to win, you got to fuel like a winner."
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"ANDY: Okay, we start."
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"As soon as I make this shot."
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"Hey! Go!"
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"Yeah!"
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"What would you say if I told you we could pull a prank on Dwight,"
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"at the same time, not be working?"
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"What? He's going through a breakup."
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"Yeah. I'm aware of that, but he's also being super-annoying,"
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"Got one!"
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"Three reams! In your face, machines!"
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"What kind of prank are you thinking?"
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"What if I told you I could offer free shipping?"
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"Sure, I'll hold."
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"Not sure. Just became self-aware."
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"So much to figure out."
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"I think I am programmed to be your enemy."
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"I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper."
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"This happens to computers and robots sometimes."
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"You heard me right. I did so well last February,"
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"that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise."
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"Yes, it's too tight."
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"Really?"
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"It just looks bad."
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"Um..."
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"Hey, what's hanging?"
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"Setting up the webcam for the party."
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"Good, okay, cool."
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"How many pounds do you think I can lose by 7:00?"
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"(PHONE RINGING) I had one of those big..."
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"Just one second. We're in a meeting. I'll see if he's available."
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"Why don't you want to go tonight? What..."
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"All your friends are going to be there... My friends?"
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"It'll be fun. Michael, I was terminated."
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"All right. Thank you."
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"Go by yourself."
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"No. No."
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"No. If I go by myself, everybody will think I'm a big loser."
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"What? Jeez, Michael!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry. It's just the first girl that popped into my head."
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"I'll find somebody that I haven't slept with."
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"(HORN BLARING)"
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"Nice."
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"Website check, please."
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"305. You, my friend, are winning handsomely."
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"It just made another sale. 380."
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"You, my friend, are in a very close second."
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"Okay, why don't you just lay off, lady?"
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"What do you want me to do? Not announce it? 412."
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"So, this is the dealio."
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"and given me two tickets to the big party in New York, tonight."
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"What are you doing this evening?"
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"Look at that."
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"Sure, we'll go."
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"All right. Well, fight it out amongst yourselves."
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"I was thinking Pammy,"
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"I'm sorry. What?"
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"One of the tickets is for him."
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"Just let me know who the winner is."
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"I won."
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"Tie goes to the girlfriend."
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"You did what?"
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"No. That's exactly what you're not supposed to do, damn it!"
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"when you could have the personal touch of a salesman?"
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"(GROANING)"
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"Yeah? Yeah."
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"(MESSENGER BEEPS)"
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""Here's a suggestion, computer."
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""I assume you read binary, so why don't you zero, one, one,"
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""one, one, one, zero, one, one, zero, one, one?""
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"and learned every fact about everything and mastered the violin."
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"And sold more paper."
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"I asked for assorted cutlery, and I got back spoons."
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"I want to understand what you're saying,"
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"Phyllis, these are spoons."
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"which have prongs or tiny spears on top."
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"Hey, man. What's up, man?"
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"Oh, yeah? Kelly ordered this online."
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"What are you doing?"
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"and every sale counts."
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"But you get to put the paper in this little shopping cart and then it says,"
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""Thanks for shopping with Dunder Mifflin.""
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"Damn it, Kelly! It knows! It knows what you did!"
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"Return it! Return it now!"
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"over 500 sheets of paper, you get back to your desk"
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"You don't understand."
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"I'm going to tell it that you were responsible."
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"Who's "it"?"
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"There you go."
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"Not so much anymore."
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"When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me,"
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"but I never intended to use them."
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"What did I intend to do with them?"
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"maybe use them."
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"All right, I'm ready to go, and I'm calling shotgun."
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"I'm driving?"
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"Yes. Thank you."
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"All right. Let me just say goodbye to Pam."
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"Oh, yeah. You better say goodbye to Pam. Say goodbye to Pam."
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"(HUMMING)"
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"I don't know when I'll be back again"
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"Yes, I do, tomorrow I'll be back"
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"Yeah, so you know what? Why don't you guys take off a little bit early tonight?"
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"Because there's a party."
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"See you guys tomorrow."
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"(MESSENGER BEEPING)"
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