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Clips from The Office - Launch Party (S04E04)

"We are accomplices. I'm not going to jail for this."
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"I'm keeping him until I get what I want."
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"What did he say?"
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"but because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights."
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"I have to hang these."
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"Hey!"
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"Michael just called the pizza place with a list of demands."
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"while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end."
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"Will you help me put it over there?"
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"Yes, I will. Okay."
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"Hey, quick question."
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"Yeah?"
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"What do we got here?"
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"And that's why I knew. You?"
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"Wow."
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"Can I start talking?"
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"that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer."
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"So take that, (BLEEP)."
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"What are you doing?"
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"But do I like her or not?"
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"Because if I like her, then I can't back down."
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"I guess he wanted to get out of here before the cops find out."
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"I can hear you, man. Shut up,"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, no. No."
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"What other choice did you have?"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"What will you do?"
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"Yeah."
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"And the rest is out of our hands."
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"Okay."
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"Not now, Dwight. Please, not the time."
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"(RINGING)"
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"(SINGING) If you change your mind"
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"(FRIENDS SINGING ON PHONE)"
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"Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me"
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"Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me"
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"That's all I ask of you, Angela."
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"MICHAEL: Here we go."
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"This is the guy that beat the computer."
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"I'm hot. I'm so hot."
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"That's why everybody..."
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"Wanna head back?"
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"And the same thing goes for quarterly reports. They are unreadable."
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"Blech!"
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"like if we have a bad quarter, put in a storm cloud."
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"And when we have a good quarter,"
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"fireworks or a racecar."
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"and then at the last minute, it hits a wall and bounces away."
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"We are all just dying to see it go right into the corner."
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"Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room."
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"I saw it. I saw it, and it was amazing."
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"Who said I didn't see it? Did Jim say that I didn't see it?"
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"I saw it."
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"Why, oh, why do we keep printing this on white?"
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"No! Come on!"
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"Yeah! I know."
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"It's never going to happen."
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"Maybe we could have some sort of riddle?"
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"Wait for it."
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"Like something that you have to look for, sort of a Where's Waldo?"
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"That was so awesome."
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"Some days I am just on fire. What can I say?"
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"Hey, Meredith. How are you feeling?"
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"I never thanked you for coming to the hospital."
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"Oh, please. It was my pleasure. Well, we all came, so..."
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"Well, I really appreciate you coming."
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"(IN SINGSONG VOICE) I'm singling you out."
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"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)"
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"and I was wondering if you could sign my cast."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"All right."
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"PAM: Michael, this is the press release I was telling you about."
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"Ryan wants you to share it with everyone."
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"He does."
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"Okay. Attention."
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"Earthlings, I have some news."
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"Beep, beep, beep."
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"Beep, beep, beep. Okay."
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"Today is the big day that I'm heading to New York to attend a party"
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"with sushi and important people."
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"On an unrelated note, if anybody has an interesting anecdote"
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"that is not boring and easy to memorize,"
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"please drop by my office before I leave. Thank you."
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"It is my brain-grandchild."
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"And to celebrate its birth,"
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"at a very exclusive nightclub."
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"including yours truly, will be partying with New York City's finest."
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"and that by 6:00, the website will be the new best salesman in the company."
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"That's ridiculous. I'm not gonna be beaten by a website."
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"That's from Ryan? Does it mention if he's seeing anybody?"
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"No, it doesn't. I'll find out tonight."
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"I can make more sales than a computer."
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"Waste of time."
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"Waste of time. The website's going to win."
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"I don't care, but yes."
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"I don't care, and you won't. You'll see."
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"Dwight mercy-killed Angela's cat."
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"It's very complicated."
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"who were both already prone to unpleasantness."
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"Stanley, you're dancing."
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"No, I'm not."
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"Look, at the end of the day, Apple's apple is flying at 30,000 feet."
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"You can use your own office or do it in the hall."
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"Convergence, viral marketing, we're going guerilla,"
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"while keeping an eye on the street, Wall Street."
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"I don't want to reinvent the wheel here."
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"In other words, it is what it is."
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"And then I will say something positive like, "Kudos,""
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"or, "Job well done.""
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"Or, "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah!""
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"I can't tell if he's mocking me."
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"Just ignore him."
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"I was mocking."
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"Yes! Like a chime or a bell."
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"Or a gong."
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"Go to my car, open the trunk, inside you will see many pelts."
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"Under the smallest one is a case. Inside that case is a bear horn."
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"Yes!"
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