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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"- and I'm not going in the cup again. - Tie a knot in it, Francine!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- God, his genuine interest makes me sick! - Come on. He's perfectly nice."
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"- Say hi to Betty for me. - I would, but she died six months ago."
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"- The big C. - Cancer?"
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"You still have friends, like the washing machine, and the family of skillets."
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""Honey, are we driving to your sister's wedding?" "No, we're frying." Get it?"
American Dad! (2005)
"How about a courtesy laugh? They're your friends."
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"I wish I could just throw a party and reconnect with everyone."
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"- But, of course, I can't. - Why not?"
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"So, Laura, you had an abortion in college."
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"- Oh, I didn't mean... - No, you said it. Now we have to live with it."
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"It's kinda true. You don't have any special powers, do you?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, I can get my feelings hurt and throw a world-class hissy fit!"
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"- Thatjust leaves the new neighbours. - New neighbours?"
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"Well, maybe some other time. So, what part of Islam do you hail from?"
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"Enemies of freedom are in our neighbourhood."
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"Your mother is in denial, but we will be prepared."
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"That's why I have to join the dorky Scout Rangers?"
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"He stepped out, but my name's Joey. Can I help you, sir?"
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"Stand straight, Ranger. One day you'll look back on this day and..."
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"Nope, ocupado."
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"There are plenty of kids in heaven to play with."
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"Cousin Billy. The girl from Poltergeist."
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"I just want Greg to check out her sun-damaged skin."
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"That's the kind of leather I want for the couch."
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"It's a quirk. Indulge me."
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"Not very neighbourly!"
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"I promise to mislead, deceive, beguile, delu..."
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"- Under attack! - What? Under attack? Who's attacking us?"
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"The hyperbole police are coming to take you away and lock you up in Exaggeration-traz."
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"What have we here?"
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"Dammit!"
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"- The ability to walk through walls? - I don't know."
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"- Dad? - Thank God! Get me out of here!"
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"The good news is, in the time I've been locked up, I realised just how to do that."
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"I forgot to tell you. I invited Bob and Linda for brunch so I could apologise poolside."
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"I've acted horribly to you guys. I'm sorry."
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"- How could you do this to me? - It's not always about you, Francine."
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"What you're doing violates every tenet of a rational and just society."
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"Steve, I do have powers after all!"
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"I can shoot heat rays out of my fingertips. Look!"
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"as he warbles his sweet lilting lullaby..."
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"- Hey, there's Smith! Get him! - We're dead!"
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"I figured out what my special power is."
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"- What are you doing? - They've recruited others."
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"Let 'em go, Stan! It's been a fun ride, but it's over."
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"Come on, Francine. Not this old routine -"
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"Your arm gets tired, you drop your gun,"
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"No, no, Steve. Don't come near this bush."
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"- Oh, hey, Harlan. - Jeez, we got a mess here today, huh, Jim?"
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"- Hello? - Who... who is this? Where's Abby?"
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"It's like the world's worst pool party out there."
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"Or the world's best theme party."
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"Francine, what the hell are you doing? No fraternising!"
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"- Can this guy sell sadistic nutjob or what? - All right, that does it."
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"Hayley, grab the jumper cables. I have a prisoner to interrogate."
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"Stop! I'm not a terrorist! I can't even grow a beard!"
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"We know. We've encountered people like him before."
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"- You have? - Oh, sure."
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"I gotta say, even though Stan's a suspicious, xenophobic vigilante,"
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"Damn! Thatjabberjaw Tuttle's still watering his lawn."
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"This is the sixth time we've circled the block. I have to pee"
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"I won't get stuck talking to Mr Sincerely Wants To Know How You're Doing guy."
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"How ya doin'? Seriously, I genuinely wanna know."
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"No, the big letter C from the Coca-Cola sign. Fell right on top of her."
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"Betty died? How did I get so out of touch?"
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"Because your security clearances and background checks"
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"make people uncomfortable. Remember game night with the McLearys?"
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"And that's the last time I buy prewashed spinach in a bag."
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"I just wish that for one afternoon you could stop being CIA guy"
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"You'll throw that party, and it'll be the bestest party in the land!"
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"I'll be fun in the kitchen! In the bedroom! In the dining room!"
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"The alien in this video game is awesome He shoots laser beams, he levitates."
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"I'm a good listener. Know how rare that is in this universe?"
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"Yeah, that'll take down an F-14. Can't you do anything?"
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"I wish he'd get sick like ET."
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"- It's going to be a block party. - We'll provide burgers and beer,"
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"as long as you provide your charming selves."
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"- No cavity search? - Available on request."
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"Oh, you!"
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"Well, I'm so proud of you. You actually are being fun."
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"Oh, Francine. F-U-N. That spells "fun", and that's what I am. A guy who spells fun."
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""Memari"? Oh, God! Tell me they're not Italian."
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"- Holy Ayatollah! - Hi. We're your neighbours,"
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"Stan and Francine Smith. We came to invite you to our block party."
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"Bob and Linda Memari. We'd love to come."
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"My parents were from Iran, I was born in Cleveland."
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"We also have a Cleveland here in America. It'd be super if you didn't blow it up."
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"The block party starts at three and goes till question mark."
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"It's pot luck, so bring whatever you want."
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"But not smallpox! Kidding. Kind ofjoking, but not really."
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"The Rangers will teach you skills you need to survive,"
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"whether the apocalypse comes in six months or seven."
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"That's good. By the way, that's trademarked. You can't use that."
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"Well, good luck."
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"OK, Dudley Do-Right's gone."
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"Hey, Spider. Beer me."
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"You bet. Just undergoing a little last-minute funnification."
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"I think I'm fully strapped."
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"There might be some room left in the vast wasteland between your testicles and anus."
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"- I gotta go to a Rangers meeting. - Hold up."
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"Remember how I taught you Morse code?"
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"If you're ever taken hostage by a neighbour and end up on Al Jazeera,"
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"just blink your coordinates in Morse code, like this."
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"- Who's that woman in the tennis dress? - Karen. Wanna meet her?"
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"- Yeah. Nice. - Hey, Stan. Cheese platter?"
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"- Anyway, glad you could make it. - Are you frisking me?"
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"Hey, grab me a beer?"
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"Keep digging. Cold ones are at the bottom."
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"- What the hell are you doing? - I like to check orifices for explosives."
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"- Smith, you are hereby an official Ranger... - Awesome!"
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"...if you can recite the oath before the flame hits your hand."
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"- And show us your penis. - Dude, we don't do that."
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"- No! - Holy crap, Smith."
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"- That was awesome! - That was really cool."
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"- What was that for? - For being such a good sport."
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"That's enough sangria. You know, our neighbours are OK."
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"They're like international Chex Mix -"
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"eat 'em by the handful, they all taste American."
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"I guess what I'm trying to say is, deep down we're all..."
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