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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"The terrorists!"
American Dad! (2005)
"You ruined everything!"
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"Everything?"
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"I was finally making friends. How could you ruin my party?"
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"Sorry. I thought you asked how did I ruin it."
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"I'm, like, "You were there, baby.""
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"Dad, what you did was racial profiling. The Memaris had nothing to do with that gazebo."
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"They're trying to destroy us and you want proof?"
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"- Yes! - Well, that's fair. I'll go get some."
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"- Dr Cohen? - Sure, why not?"
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"Very nice. I wish Francine kept hers this clean."
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"All I was trying to do was keep my country and family safe!"
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"I hear ya. All I was trying to do was keep my little sister safe"
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"by killing her boyfriend and eating his brain."
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"Let's be friends."
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"I must have some special power. Think, Roger, think."
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"You won't know if you don't try."
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"It's times like this I wish I had a wife so I could turn to her and say:"
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"Burning down the gazebo? Smith, you have taken us to the next level."
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"About that. I'm not sure I'm Ranger material. I'm thinking about hanging up my kerchief."
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"- No problem. - Really? I can just quit?"
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"Sure, it's easy. Just ask the last guy who wanted out."
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"We're gonna take your skin."
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"This psycho is putting on South Pacific and stepping on all my lines."
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"You didn't find proof the Memaris are terrorists."
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"Listen, Miss Freedom Hater, they'll strike again,"
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"and I have to get them off the street."
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"Guard! Oh, wait a second. It's a front hook. I see it. I see it."
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"Oh, Stan. Thank you."
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"You turned our yard into a prison camp?"
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"Detention centre. By keeping them here, they can't strike again."
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"- You can't do this! - The United States Patriot Act says I can."
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"- Let them out. This isn't funny. - Linda's making a run for the gate."
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"- We didn't do anything. - Terrorist says what?"
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"- What? - I thought so."
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"High-five!"
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"- Hey, is that my dad's sweatshirt? - I'm having a fat day. What are you doing?"
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"Take me with you!"
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"Until you give me details of your next attack, I'm depriving you of sleep."
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"- It's two in the afternoon. - No sleep!"
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"Sure would be nice to feel the gentle embrace of the sandman's spell"
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"- Release the Memaris. - They're human beings. They have rights."
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"- But only if he's drunk and the Cowboys win. - Come on! Let's get the Memaris!"
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"Hey, stop! You can't go in there! That's my house!"
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"Oh! Got boob. Come on, no trespassing!"
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"Roger, stopping for that burrito cost us 20 minutes."
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"Can't run away on an empty stomach."
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"Then close your eyes and hold on. We're gonna fly!"
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"Sorry. You don't know if you don't try."
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"I'm gonna lie... I'm gonna lie down."
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"Don't you all get it? Since they've been locked up, there hasn't been a single attack."
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"- Oh, no! The power went out. - Oh, my God! They've struck again!"
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"They're like vampires! Or gays!"
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"You can't imprison the entire neighbourhood! Oh!"
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"you pull a gun, I pretend I'm gonna do what you want,"
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"then I pull out my gun, we do our little John Woo stand-off."
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"and we have "nobody got shot" sex."
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"Hey! Hey, where are you goi? Francine?"
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"Why did you pull a gun on me if you didn't want to have sex?"
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"Are you kidding? Smith, you take things too far."
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"I mean, the whole electrical grid? My PlayStation runs on electricity."
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"- And my Sonicare! - And Todd's Sonicare. You're out, Smith."
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"I guess I'll never find my special power."
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"I'll check the transformer. You'll buy the beers later, right?"
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"Can't do it, pal. I gotta work on my toast for your wedding."
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"Jim, look. Behind this bush. There's a turd made of solid gold."
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"And it's studded with diamonds and gems..."
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"Yeah, it's pretty bad. I think it's the transformer."
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"- Where's Mike? - He didn't show up for work today."
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"- That ain't like him. - Yeah, well, you know Mike."
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"Yeah, yeah. Sure thing."
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"Hey! Hey, hold on a second!"
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"- Is there a problem? - I'll say there's a problem."
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"Mondays, right? Thanks."
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"Jim and Abby can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message."
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"Pick up. Something incredible's happened. It'll change our..."
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"- Idiot! I told you not to answer. - Sorry, I forgot."
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"You're crazy!"
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"Easy on the tequila. How many shooters are you gonna do?"
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"All I wanted was to reconnect with the neighbours,"
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"Chicken satay, you filthy evildoers?"
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"We've got strawberry margaritas. Who wants to get bombed?"
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""Shock and..." Sorry, girls. He's taken."
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"Mr Smith? I was down at the transformer that caused the blackout, and found this."
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"A clue! And there's a name tag. Now all we have to do is find this Stan Smith, and..."
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"Wait a minute. That's impossible!"
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"Unless somehow they brainwashed me to do their bidding!"
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"- Have you lost your mind? - It's the only logical explanation."
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"A patriot and a terrorist are going in there, and only one of us is coming out."
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"I told you, as soon as my father dies, I will wear the ring."
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"Please! I have a family!"
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"- To new friends. - You guys, I have a confession to make."
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"This wasn't a theme party. I was just covering for Stan."
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"he's still a hundred times better than our last neighbours."
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"They were black."
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"Stan, there's a party going on. Can't you take a break?"
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"- Not until I crack! - Stan, hold it."
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"I know I've been giving you a hard time for scaring away all my friends."
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"But I've got to say, this is the greatest party I've ever thrown."
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"It's got its advantages. But let's make a deal."
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"From now on, you protect the world from terrorists,"
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"- Here's our hosts! Smile, you two. - No, no! I look terrible!"
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"In today's world, perfectly nice gets you perfectly dead."
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"You understand. Come on."
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"I was friends with everyone on the block."
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"What?"
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""Sports and Leisure" for the wedge."
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"and just be a normal husband so I could have some friends."
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"Oh, Stan. Really? You promise you'll be good?"
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"I'll be better than good. I'll be fun! Starting now."
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"And I'll be fun at Costco when we're shopping for bulk paper towels!"
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"She must be 16 by now. You could totally hit that."
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"You're one of us now."
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"I think I made my point. Eloquent."
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"It was easy. I yelled "Terrorists!" and everyone ran away."
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"Hello. A phone bill."
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"Just get comfortable, and we'll take a look."
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"- Tic Tacs. - Doctor!"
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"Why are you going through my purse?"
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""Stop eating bread, you fat pig. Look at your thighs. You disgust me!""
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