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Clips from The Mindy Project - Hooking Up Is Hard (S01E01)

"and she got so freaked out"
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"Gwen, first of all, Avi and I were sitting,"
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"looking at CDs in his CD binder."
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"I freaked out. If I can give you"
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"one piece of advice? Yeah."
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"Don't wear underwear."
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"Okay, I have never not worn underwear."
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"Can't he undress himself?"
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"Okay, I can't believe I'm agreeing with this,"
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"but it is so true, because every time"
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"All right, I can undress this guy."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, why have we stopped doing crunches,"
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"you maggots? Hey, why is your nurse running our boot camp?"
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"What'd you say?"
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"Hi, I'm looking for Danny."
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"Are you eye patch?"
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"[Laughs] I'm Jillian, but, yeah, I'm wearing an eye patch."
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"It's nice to meet you. Hi, nice to meet you."
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"I'm Mindy."
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"Can I just say, even though you only have one eye,"
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"you are so pretty."
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"I actually have two eyes."
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"This one's just injured temporarily, but it'll be back."
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"where old men go to complain about technology."
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"But I could also see it being--"
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"so you didn't have to stop in this outer area."
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"Oh, no, come on."
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"Yeah, but then we wouldn't be able to interact with her."
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"Hi, I'm Morgan Tookers."
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"Can I get a quick photo with you?"
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"Morgan, I don't want to have this talk again, okay?"
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"Danny, your girlfriend is so pretty."
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"She's not that much younger."
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"and I look like I could be your daughter."
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"We're heading out of here."
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"We're gonna go see a play."
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"Well, it's my friend's cabaret show."
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"of Golden Girls, and they recast all of the roles with guys."
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"What? It's very sexual."
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"There's a high, high chance of nudity."
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"Back in Otisville, I was in a production"
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"I played mom."
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"Ironically, the guy who played happy"
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"hung himself in his cell."
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"I made a reservation for sushi at 11:00."
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"11:00 at night? Wow, okay."
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"Eye patch, these plans"
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"sound just like the kind of in-your-face,"
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"Have a great time, you guys."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"Bye. See you. Take care."
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"I am already dead."
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"I was murdered. Yeah."
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"If you are a Lifetime executive,"
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"I would like to humbly offer up"
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"For the part of me, Freida Pinto"
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"or a young Halle Berry."
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"my life story, Mark Ruffalo."
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"[Buzzer]"
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"we're just gonna dive right in then."
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"So welcome."
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"You have a sweater on. Okay. Cool."
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"[Zipping] Thank you."
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"I've got some bad news."
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"It's 30 degrees out."
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"How long is the show?"
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"It's like a really loose structure,"
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"and there's a lot of audience participation."
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"And, at any second,"
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"one of the actors could just, like, pluck you out"
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"from the audience and onto the stage"
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"and in the scene. They just pluck you, yeah."
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"Yeah, yeah, and you just go with it."
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"It would be fun... Yeah."
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"I should get outta here."
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"Okay. You're cool?"
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"I'm so bummed!"
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"(Brendan) Can I get you a drink?"
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"Vodka. Vodka and what?"
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"Nothing. Just, like, in a Dixie cup."
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"If you do have some corn chips,"
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"I don't believe in snacking."
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"Anyhow, how was your day?"
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"It's getting better now."
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"Mm. How was your day?"
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"What?"
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"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
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"You know what?"
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"And urology."
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"What?"
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"Do you have a place that I could just freshen up?"
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"All right, what's in your medicine cabinet,"
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"you little weirdo reefer hippie?"
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"(Led panel voice) Hello, guest of Brendan."
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"[Playing Fleetwood Mac's Landslide]"
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"(Led panel voice) Please select the kind of shower you would like."
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"I don't want to take a shower."
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"(Led panel voice) Pulsating. Sir--"
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"Thunderstorm. I don't want to shower."
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"♪ and I saw my reflection ♪"
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"♪ Till the landslide brought me down ♪"
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"[Screams]"
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"♪ I've been afraid of changing ♪"
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"♪ but time makes you bolder ♪"
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"♪ The landslide will bring it down ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hey, you. Hey, there."
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"Don't move."
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"[Mellow rock playing]"
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"Hi."
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"Make yourself comfortable."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah. Oh, you know..."
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"Remember kama sutra?"
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"Slow to go fast, right?"
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"Cool. Why don't I undress you?"
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"You're gonna like it. Okay."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay. Um..."
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"Thank you. Okay, there."
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