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Clips from The Mindy Project - Hooking Up Is Hard (S01E01)

"Can you bend your arm, please?"
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"I'm slack. Your head is crazy big."
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"Ow! Ow! Here we go."
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"Okay. You don't have to take that kind of tone."
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"I'm just trying to help."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I thought it would be sexy to undress you."
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"You know what, contacts are disposable."
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"This night is not."
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"Oh, God. Are you serious?"
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"Did you just really say that?"
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"Let me do this."
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"I brought a friend to hang out with too."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Dr. L?"
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"Morgan, what are you doing here?"
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"Funny story."
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"This is not what it looks like."
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"We are just hanging out."
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"That's exactly what it looks like."
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"You cannot tell Dr. Castellano."
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"It was not supposed to happen. No problem."
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"That's fine. Hey, what's up, man?"
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"How are you? Hey, good to see you."
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"Don't-- We were accidental friends."
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"Can you get off--"
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"It's out there now, and I need you"
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"Tell me you get it."
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"Whew."
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"How long's this little bromance been going on?"
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"We're not bros, Morgan."
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"We were actually about to become intimate."
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"Ooh, Dr. Lahiri!"
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"Stop tickling me."
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"When were you gonna tell me you had a boyfriend?"
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"I don't have a boyfriend. Can I be the best man at the wedding?"
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"No, Morgan, we're not-- Don't answer now,"
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"but know that it's something I really want."
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"Do you understand what I'm saying?"
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"[Quietly] Is this a casual sexual encounter?"
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"Yes. Nope!"
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"I'm talking to my friend in private."
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"Why don't you and Duncan go to the arcade"
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"or something? The arcade is closed for rats."
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"Morgan! It's not right."
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"Yes, okay, it might be a bad idea,"
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"I know it's wrong, but I gotta have those smushed pennies."
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"Look, I won't tell anyone about your Deslaurier"
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"and I'll probably forget."
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"Thank you so much. Okay."
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"Hey, Duncan, you sure you want to eat that, buddy?"
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"They're delicious. What are they, poison?"
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"so I'd say, yes, that's government-subsidized poison."
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"It's really good."
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"Okay, if you open the email, you die."
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"You know what, I'm gonna go, all right?"
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"I've gained nothing from it."
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"Mm."
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"Yeah."
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"Aoki, Aoki, don't open it."
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"Don't open the email. Don't open the email."
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"[Wheezing]"
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"Asthma attack."
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"God, Morgan, why do you have a mannequin head"
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"and Bossypants in here?"
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"I wanted to see how Tina Fey can juggle it all."
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"Okay, okay, here, here. Take it."
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"Oh, my God."
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"He needs to calm down."
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"There is a strong link between panic"
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"You can't just wave a dream catcher"
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"at a respiratory condition, Brendan."
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"Morgan, listen to me,"
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"I need you to envision the most relaxing place"
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"in the whole world."
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"What is that?"
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"The quarry. What?"
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"The quarry. Good, the quarry. The quarry."
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"It's nice. It's got a lot of rocks."
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"Well, they shouldn't be, Morgan. No judging."
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"Morgan, picture that you're in a beautiful ocean"
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"and you're going for a nice, calming swim."
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"What if she doesn't like my body?"
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"I have handles."
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"I have love handles. Forget the beach."
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"Back to the quarry."
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"There's no such thing as pre-dawn of time."
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"The beginning is the beginning. There's no before."
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"Just please stop it, okay?"
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"Now these rocks are gonna start to snuggle you,"
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"and you're starting to feel safe."
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"We're gonna take a nice, smooth, cool stone."
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"Whoa."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Duncan, I'm okay, man."
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"Morgan, I'm gonna take you to the hospital..."
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"Yeah. So you can get looked at."
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"He's fine. Oh."
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"So, if you want me to look the other way while you do him,"
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"I can wait."
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"You want to do that?"
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"Seven, reverse,"
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"skip, skip,"
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"blue, wild card, red, uno, what?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"I didn't even get to go."
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"Dr. L, these two cool guys"
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"spent the night together, just like we did."
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"Guys, I tried to have a hook-up tonight,"
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"and it went horribly."
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"Maybe it'll be better next time."
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"I don't think so. I tried for a guy"
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"that I don't respect. Guess what, guys."
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"No sex, and now I respect him."
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"See, I told you you got attached."
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"My only consolation is that you are here."
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"So it means that your evening went as badly as mine."
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"Hey. Damn it."
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"Thank you."
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"how terrible it smells in this doctors' lounge,"
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