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Clips from The Mindy Project - Hooking Up Is Hard (S01E01)

"Hey."
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"We're used to it. Used to it."
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"I don't think it smells bad."
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"So, I don't know, I just have this feeling"
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"because you didn't really like our plans tonight."
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"Am I too old for you?"
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"I'm just trying to figure out"
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"[Romantic elevator music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Okay, this is massively awkward,"
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"It is actually a virtue."
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"Maybe not for you"
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"how hard is that?"
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"And your guitar playing, while technically proficient,"
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"There is a small knife at your house."
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"I would hate for Duncan to hurt himself."
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"[Bell dings] So good day to you."
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"Just so you know."
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"Not now... in an elevator."
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"I met a woman at the merch table"
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"of a performance of The Lion King."
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"Let's just say she felt the love last night."
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"Mindy, did a--"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, God, Jeremy, I'm so sorry."
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"Wow. Jeremy, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"I forgot I was wearing this."
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"I spend so many nights here now,"
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"and I'm scared of getting murdered."
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"So I figure, if I'm wearing this,"
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"murderers will think I'm a murderer"
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"and they'll just go, "Eh,"
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"too many cooks in the kitchen.""
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"You know, you're here constantly."
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"and then stop working, or to marry old,"
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"and then when the guy died, inherit all his money."
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"But old guys think I have sass mouth."
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"No, you're going about it all wrong, Mindy."
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"I mean, yeah, it's hard to mix work and love."
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"But it's not hard to mix work and sex."
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"and I met this very nubile Russian ballerina"
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"at an Internet cafe."
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"Hey, man, don't tell me sex stories."
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"Oh. I mean, tell me more about--yeah."
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"Come on. All I'm saying is,"
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"I don't know, casual arrangement."
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"I don't know. Remember, we tried that,"
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"and it kinda sucked. That wasn't casual for you."
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"You loved me. Okay. I don't know that I loved you--"
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"You were deeply and fully in love with me."
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"I again--I think that-- No, it's okay."
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"to start enjoying life, skip the date,"
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"move on to the good part."
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"[Screams] Ow!"
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"Are you kidding me? Why are you wearing that?"
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"Hey, Danny. Can you trade mouses with me?"
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"Mine's all oily."
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"Wait, why are the midwives here?"
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"Because this morning when I came to work"
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"I was greeted by water coming from my ceiling,"
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"because their stupid water birth tub exploded over the weekend."
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"You know what this joker does?"
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"He gives me this Healing Anger book by some new-age weirdo."
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"Chinese communists, maybe."
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"Hi, Mindy. Don't "Hi" me, Deslaurier."
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"You might trick some of our patients"
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"that you have going on, but you can't trick us"
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"into saying hi to you. Hi."
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"Hi. Damn it. What do you say, Duncan?"
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"(Dr. Castellano) That's lame. Got your--"
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"Oh, hey, no one told me about the cool convention."
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"Hi, Duncan. Hey, Morgan."
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"but before that, did you ever engage"
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"in anything kind of, like, casual?"
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"and I'm just trying to, like, find a life partner"
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"'Cause, take it from me, they are the pits."
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"I wasn't really opening it up to the floor,"
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"so you can just-- No, no, I'm invested now."
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"Okay. Listen to me."
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"a bunch of gross sex with randos."
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"I was never--"
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"You are like a little baby deer, you know?"
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"You got little white spots on you,"
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"and you're eating a bottle of milk,"
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"and you got to wait for your ten-point buck."
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"under, like, a canopy in the forest,"
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"And I really want that."
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"Just getting kind of impatient, you know."
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"I want to have fun."
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"We're in the no one-night stand club together."
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"Maybe Saturday night you and I could meet up"
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"and make our lunches for the week."
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"Oh, God."
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"Hey. Hi."
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"Yes. Laser hair removal"
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"the shadow at least, which will help."
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"I'm talking about how to help pick a guy for stuff."
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"Oh. Well, the key, Mindy, is to find a man"
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"who you're attracted to... Okay."
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"But you don't respect and you can't see a future with."
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"Draco Malfoy."
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"[Muzak playing]"
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"Ugh."
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"Let's examine that "Ugh" for a moment."
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"It's actually a very fascinating emotion."
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"of contamination."
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"Okay, I get it, Brendan."
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"Choose to ignore if you like."
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"Brendan, um..."
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"Would you be interested"
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"in, um, me coming over..."
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"To your house..."
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"I am so sorry."
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"when I say "Hang out,""
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"I mean, like--do you know what I'm talking about?"
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"Yeah, I get it. Whoa."
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"We're gonna hang out."
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"(Mindy) Guys, I am so nervous"
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"Okay, I love you having random hook-ups."
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"I don't know. The last time"
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"she tried this was in college,"
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