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Clips from Seinfeld - The Revenge (S02E02)

"- Well, that's really not fair. - I know."
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"Well, okay, okay. What else do you like?"
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"Movies. I like to watch movies."
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"Do they pay people to watch movies?"
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"Projectionists."
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"- That's true. - But you got to know..."
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"And it's probably a union thing."
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"Those unions."
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"Okay, sports..."
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"...movies..."
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"What about a talk show host?"
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"Talk show host, that's good."
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"I think I'd be good at that."
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"I talk to people all the time."
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"Someone said once I'd be a good talk show host."
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"- Really? - Yeah, a couple of people."
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"How do you get that? Where do you start?"
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"Well, that's where it gets tricky."
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"You can't walk into a building and say, I want to be a talk show host."
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"I wouldn't think so."
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"It's all politics."
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"All right, okay, sports, movies, talk show host..."
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"What else?"
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"This could have been a huge mistake."
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"I guess not."
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"- What should I do? - Maybe you can just go back."
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"- Go back? - Yeah."
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"Pretend like it never happened."
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"You mean just walk in on Monday morning like it never happened?"
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"Sure. You're an emotional person."
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"People don't take you seriously."
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"Just go back."
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"- Pretend it never happened. - Never happened."
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"I was blowing off a little steam. So what?"
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"- So what? You're entitled. - I'm emotional."
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"That's right, you're emotional."
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"- Never happened. - Never happened."
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"To me, the most annoying thing..."
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"...about the couple of times I did work in an office..."
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"...is when you go in in the morning, you say hi to everyone..."
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"...and then, throughout the day..."
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"...you have to continue to greet these people..."
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"...all day, every time you see them."
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"Morning, Bill. Morning, Bob. How you doing? Fine."
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"Every time you pass, you've gotta come up with another greeting."
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"You start racking your brains."
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"You do the little eyebrow, you know, Hey."
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"You start coming up with nicknames for them."
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"How you doing?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I thought you quit."
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"What quit? Who quit?"
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"Bill, how was your weekend?"
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"Excellent weekend. What about your weekend?"
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"- Fine weekend. - Yeah, good weekend."
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"Went up to the Cape. Took the kids sailing."
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"Lisa was a little scared at first..."
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"...but that kid's gonna be a good sailor someday."
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"She's gonna be a fine sailor."
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"Ava, what happened to you Friday afternoon?"
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"- I got tied up. - I'll bet you did."
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"I want to remind everyone that the 1 0th anniversary party..."
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"...for Rick Barr Properties is gonna be Wednesday afternoon at 4:00..."
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"...in Lasky's Bar on Madison and 48th."
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"I want all of you to be there. This really means a lot to me."
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"Is that Costanza over there?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- What? - Am I crazy or didn't you quit?"
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"- When? - Friday."
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"Oh, what? That?"
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"Why, you took that seriously?"
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"- No brains, no ability? - Teasing."
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"Okay, I want you out of here."
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"...you just don't know my sense of humour."
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"I mean, Dan, don't I joke around all the time?"
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"You can't win. You can't beat me."
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"That's why I'm here, and you're there."
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"Because I'm a winner."
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"I'll always be a winner..."
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"This is what he said to me."
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"- That's not that? - No."
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"Well, if that's not that, what is that?"
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"I got some plans. I got plans."
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"- What kind of plans? - What's the difference?"
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"You don't wanna tell me?"
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"What, in his drink? Are you out of your mind?"
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"What are you, Peter Lorre?"
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"You don't understand. He's got this big party coming up."
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"He's been looking forward to this. This is gonna destroy the whole thing."
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"- What if you destroy him? - No, no, no. Don't worry."
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"It's perfectly safe. I researched it."
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"He might keel over."
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"- Well, what does that do? Big deal. - This is what they'd do in the movies."
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"It's the beautiful thing. It's like a movie."
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"You've really gone mental."
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"Where are you gonna get this Mickey? I can't believe I'm saying Mickey."
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"I got a source."
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"You got a Mickey source?"
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"And Elaine is gonna keep him busy."
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"Elaine? How did you rope her into this?"
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"I told her what a sexist he is. How he cheats on his wife."
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"- She knew that. - She didn't know he doesn't recycle."
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"What is the point of all this?"
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"- Revenge. - The best revenge is living well."
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"There's no chance of that."
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"- Did you get your laundry? - Yeah."
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"- What? - Newman jumped."
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"- Did he call you last night? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"What did you say?"
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"No. He jumped from the second floor."
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"- Oh, my God. - What? What's the matter?"
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"On Thursday when I came home, I had 1 500 dollars on me."
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"For some reason, I decided to hide it in my laundry bag..."
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"And then I took the laundry in on Friday!"
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"- Oh, come on, let's go. - Where? Where?"
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"To the Laundromat."
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"I never saw it."
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"Okay, come on, give the guy his money. What are you doing?"
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"I see. You put up a sign so you can do whatever you want."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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