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Clips from Seinfeld - The Revenge (S02E02)

"Because this place is my country..."
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"...and I'm the president, and that's my Constitution."
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"I'm not responsible."
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"So anybody leaves anything here, you could just take it."
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"You have a license to steal."
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"You are like the James Bond of laundry."
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"- You ever hear of a bank? - Come on, let's go."
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"No, you can't let him get away with this."
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"- Which one is he? - That's him over there."
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"The one that looks like a blowfish."
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"- Oh, yeah. I see him. - Yeah."
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"Hey, thanks for doing this."
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"Why pass up the opportunity to go to prison?"
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"This is the most exciting thing I've ever done."
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"Yeah, it is kind of cool."
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"I can't believe we're doing this. It's the kind of thing they do in the movies."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"Maybe we should call this off."
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"Come on, what's the big deal?"
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"We're just gonna put a little concrete in the washing machine."
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"- And what's gonna happen? - Well, it'll mix up with the water..."
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"...and then, by the end of the cycle, it'll be a solid block."
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"If only you could put your mind to something worthwhile."
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"You're like Lex Luthor."
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"You keep him busy."
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"...and I'll come by, and while you're keeping him busy..."
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"...l'll slip it in his drink."
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"Wouldn't it be easier just to punch him in the mouth?"
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"Come on. They're terrible."
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"They got no infield."
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"- Excuse me. - Yeah."
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"I'm gonna get some food. You want some?"
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"No."
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"Hi."
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"God bless you."
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"Really, I mean that. I am not one of those people..."
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"When I thank somebody, I really thank them."
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"So thank you."
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"- You're welcome. - People don't say God bless you..."
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"...as much as they used to. Have you noticed that?"
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"No."
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"Nudist colony? Really?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. I love nudist colonies."
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"They help me unwind."
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"I've never been to a nudist colony."
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"Oh, really? Oh, you should go. They're great. They're great."
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"Of course, when it's over, it's hard to get used to all this clothing, you know."
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"So a lot of times I'll just lock the door to my office..."
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"...and I'll just sit there naked."
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"- Seriously? - Oh, yeah."
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"I usually work naked a couple hours a day."
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"Glenda, can I ask you a favour?"
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"Could I have this seat?"
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"What do you have to sit here for? There are plenty of other seats."
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"Okay, okay. Fine."
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"I cook naked, I clean..."
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"Naked, naked, naked."
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"Who are you?"
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"Oh, you don't want to know, mister. I'm trouble."
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"Big trouble."
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"What about the gentle cycle? You ever use that?"
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"Do you think it's effeminate for a man to put clothes in a gentle cycle?"
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"What about fine fabrics? How do you deal with that kind of temperament?"
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"What about stonewashing? You ever witness one of those?"
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"I didn't realize it was a full box."
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"If you don't give up the chair..."
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"...the wig is coming off."
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"I don't wear a wig."
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"No, I'm sorry. I don't really have a phone."
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"In fact, I don't really have an apartment."
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"I kind of sleep around."
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"Would you close your eyes a second?"
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"I want to tell you a secret about my bra."
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"Hello, Rick."
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"Hey, look who's here."
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"That's right, Ricky boy, it's me."
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"You know something, Costanza, I'm a very lucky man."
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"I've always been lucky."
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"Things just to seem to fall right in my lap."
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"You wouldn't believe it if I told you."
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"Maybe I've been a little rough on you."
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"Why should we let personal differences..."
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"...get in the way of business?"
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"Hey, how about a toast, huh?"
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"- Everybody, a toast! - Rick."
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"Everyone, I want to propose a toast..."
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"...that made that possible. - Rick."
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"I'd also like to welcome back into the fold..."
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"...who, although he really didn't have a very good year..."
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"How you blew that McConnell deal, I'll never know..."
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"...but, hey, what the hell, huh?"
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"We've always enjoyed his antics around the office."
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"Anything you want to add to this?"
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"Drink up!"
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"I like history, the Civil War."
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"Well, to teach something, you really have to know a lot about it."
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"- I think you need a degree. - Yeah, that's true."
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"- Hey, don't... - What?"
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"Oh, my God, the money."
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"- The 1 500, where'd you find it? - It was in my laundry."
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"In your laundry? The whole time?"
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"I told you not to mix in our guys."
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"What did we figure the damage on that machine would be?"
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"I'm on the roof!"
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"Well? What are you waiting for?"
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"Elaine, take a walk with me to the Laundromat."
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"I got to pay this guy the money."
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"I like horses. Maybe I could be a stable boy."
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"I can't. I'm going to a movie!"
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"People like the idea of revenge."
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"You ever hear the expression: The best revenge is living well?"
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"...the best way to get back at someone..."
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"...is by being happy and successful in your own life."
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"You know, those movies where his whole family gets wiped out..."
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"...by some street scum. You think you could go up to him:"
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"Charlie, forget the.357. You need a custom-made suit and a convertible..."
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"...new carpeting, French doors, a divan."
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"That'll show those punks."
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"What is he worried about?"
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