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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - This Isn't Us (S03E03)

"You know what? We're done."
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"Oh, and, Dave?"
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"Wisconsin?"
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"Wisconsin!"
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"Comfortable, right?"
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"Hmm."
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"Evan lost his spot at St. Orlando's"
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"We'll make our own private school."
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"And you'll do better than any of those St. Orlando's kids."
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"We'll up your C.L.C., hire you a private tutor,"
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"have Grandma make you a blazer."
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"What?"
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"Or did you forget that you're married to a real-estate pimp?"
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"My family hears voices in the walls."
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"constitute a "phenomena stigma.""
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"We're moving on back."
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"_"
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"He wants to put a veggie burger on the menu."
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"and they're not my friends anymore."
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"_"
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"Did you find our cat?"
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"We're homeless."
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"Can I please go to St. Orlando's next year, Mommy?"
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"for the restaurant, and I think we should take it."
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"I want to own our house, and this deal will let us do that."
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"You're right, but we're not buying this house."
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"You wanna buy this house?"
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"You get our son into St. Orlando's."
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"You're throwing all your stuff away?"
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"It's crazy that you're gonna be going"
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"to a different high school next year."
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"We'll still hang out all the time."
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"Plus, we got the whole summer to chill."
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"Why are you guys moving, anyway?"
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"I can't wait to introduce you to my khakis."
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"We'll have to divide these"
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"since we're getting our own rooms."
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"and I'll take the carnivores?"
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"Or we divide them by geologic time period."
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"Dammit. Yeah."
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"Aww, the boys' height chart. Look how much they've grown."
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"And quit stopping to reminisce."
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"Every pair tells a story."
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"Hard to believe that was only three years ago."
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"Hmm. It's for the best."
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"Before you know it, the new house will feel the same as the old one."
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"♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know ♪"
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"They make less eye contact, which I appreciate."
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"Check it out! We've got double Pop Tart ovens!"
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"More like double waste of electricity."
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"Evan: Hello."
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"No, Ma. It's the intercom system."
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"Right, boys?"
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"Welcome to the Huangs' new house."
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"Brenda, hold my calls."
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"Hold all the calls, Brenda. Intercom's closed."
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"It wastes electricity. If you need to communicate, yell."
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"These things don't cost that much."
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"You think I'm being extreme?"
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"It's easy to look at this place and think we're rich now,"
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"But the truth is,"
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"poverty is right outside those double French doors."
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"I don't hear anything."
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"We used up all our savings to buy this place,"
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"You've heard the term "house poor"?"
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"I thought we were in good financial shape."
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"Michael Bolton just became a partner in the restaurant."
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"If that's not the definition of "stable," I don't know what is."
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"And the books don't lie."
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"and taxes, we're barely scraping by."
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"to becoming my worst nightmare... being homeless."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Saving money on dry cleaning"
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"Hoo-ahhh!"
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"Kind of like our family."
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"You should have the school look into it, just to be sure."
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"I don't know."
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"Evan, there could be kids stuck in a factory"
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"I'm talking about kids our age."
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"What if Cousin Hennessy was forced to make this?"
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"Have you seen his craftsmanship?"
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"Disaster."
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"We're house poor."
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"A lady sat on half of my towel for 16 blocks."
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"It doesn't mean we stop being a crew."
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"tattooed across our backs."
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"Or, just like something else."
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"How 'bout a pizza?"
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"We each get a slice on our bodies,"
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"and when we're together we form a whole pie."
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"Daddies, lock up your daughters."
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"but it's not for the ladies."
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"Everyone in the neighborhood does."
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"She held a moment of silence at our last HOA meeting."
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"It happens whenever I have NutraSweet."
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"It's probably just trapped gas."
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"Will you tell Carol-Joan that?"
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"From me?"
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"Of course."
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"Okay, well, I'm gonna see if I can return"
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"these light bulbs at the grocery store."
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"I'll take you."
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"We'll take my car so you can save gas money."
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"It's always so nice"
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"Bye."
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"A hot tub?"
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"You've been holding out on me."
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"Hey, what say we fire this cauldron up"
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"You can't afford not to."
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"Come on, enjoy this thing before you go back to work tomorrow."
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"Jessica will never know."
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"Well, think of other ways to make up for it."
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"The heating bill is the same,"
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"Hey, four out of five patients find that hilarious."
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"And an economical way to dry your trunks, huh?"
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"Turn!"
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"Hey! How was the store?"
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"Good! They let me return three light bulbs."
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