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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - This Isn't Us (S03E03)

"Last time on "Fresh Off the Boat"..."
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"- I go to St. Orlando's Prep. - Private school."
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"It's no big deal."
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"Me and Alison are all good."
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"The new house has a hot tub."
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"It'll be just like MTV's Beach House."
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"So someone can go to private school."
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"How 'bout you take the herbivores"
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"Dibs on Jurassic!"
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"I am not losing one nickel of our security deposit."
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"and you spent the whole morning packing your pants."
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"I was wearing my white Wranglers"
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"the day I hung up the pantry shelves."
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"We're moving on up, Louis, like "The Jeffersons.""
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"You know, I've always fancied myself a Taiwanese Weezy."
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"I guess it's just hard to leave this place."
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"Very cozy."
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"♪ Homey, you don't know where I come from ♪"
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"♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪"
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"Mm, impressive new yard."
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"Squirrels look like they're better behaved here."
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"_"
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"- May I take your order? - Brenda, can you see"
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"if they can push that meeting from 4:00 to 5:00?"
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"I'm playing drive-thru."
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"Oh, I'm playing assistant."
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"Cheap and quiet."
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"like that half-naked Scottish duck you boys love."
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"Exactly, because poverty moves in silence."
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"and now we can't afford to live in it."
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"So no intercoms, no double ovens,"
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"I've run the numbers, Louis."
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"Between the high mortgage, higher bills, insurance,"
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"and making my blazer smell like London."
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"I know you're excited about private school,"
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"doesn't change you."
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"Like how Chris O'Donnell went to private school"
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"in "Scent of a Woman" and almost lost his integrity."
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"Hahh!"
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"I may look larger than life, but I'm still a little boy's 6."
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"Hey, look... made in China."
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"Hope it didn't come from a sweatshop."
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"I've been reading about child labor"
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"after the whole Kathy Lee Gifford controversy."
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"Sorry we can't afford to heat the hot tub."
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"That's the whole reason we came all the way over here."
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"I had to take two buses in flip-flops."
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"It's not our last summer!"
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"Which is why we should all get matching tattoos."
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"Seriously?"
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"When you're in a crew, you're in a crew for life."
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"So you're saying we should get each other's faces"
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"A crew pie!"
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"Brian's getting inked."
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"Well, there's an old joke about how many dentists"
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"- Yeah. - But we miss you."
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"Really? Even Deidre?"
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"We'll be back in a few hours."
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"Whoa!"
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"and make ourselves a little cannibal stew, huh?"
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"I'd love to, but it's off limits."
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"When she does the books, she'll see the gas bill."
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"Take cold showers for a week."
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"and your chest hair will be amazing."
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"Who cares about a lousy light bulb?"
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"Yeah."
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"Jessica!"
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"Oh, hey."
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"you had enough insulation up in your attic."
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"Ain't my first rodeo."
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"I mean, Walter belched the alphabet,"
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"our slices can dance to the music."
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"I say we go neck."
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"- Ouch! - No way!"
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"I want an office job someday."
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"Here we go!"
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"Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa."
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"I thought you had two brothers."
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"were made in China using child labor."
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"a voice crying for the truth."
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"♪ We face the dawn ♪"
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"♪ with brave full hearts ♪"
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"Far. I miss my old commute."
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"Louis: Michael Bolton's Cattleman's Ranch?"
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"Hmm. I'm a little confused."
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"I did, until I thought about Kenny Rogers"
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"Oh, it is. It really is."
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"But then again, so is this."
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"Louis!"
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"You got a moped?"
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"The yard at the old house would've been too small for one,"
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"I already factored it in when I ran the numbers."
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"- I lied. - Why would you say"
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"we're in financial trouble when we're not?"
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"Because I wanted us to buy this house,"
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"And why do we always have to push?"
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"what's the point of all the hard work if we can't enjoy it?"
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"Well, just loosen your grip a little."
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"You more than anyone deserves to enjoy the fruits of our labor."
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"about the blazer scandal."
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"What about the blazers?"
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"The blazers?"
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"The child labor? In China?"
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"Yes, first thing, when the new semester starts."
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"See that, Emery? First thing."
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"The truth is, these public school kids,"
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"they're worse than us..."
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"reeking of school lunches and two-in-one shampoos."
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"Let me tell you something about my brother."
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"You gave us your word you'd do something."
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"but you don't tell the headmaster how to do his job."
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"And you're new to brave little boys,"
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"Best of luck next year."
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"Think of us every time you face east."
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"and printed these out for our pizza tattoos."
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"We can't just leave it up to the tattoo guy."
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"You guys just decided this without me?"
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"I'm here now!"
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"Honestly, even if we did go to the same high school,"
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"You can't do anything fast except eat."
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