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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - This Isn't Us (S03E03)

"Louis, you used the hot tub?"
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"Louis, I told you..."
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"Heating the hot tub costs too much money."
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"It's time for us to go."
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"Hey. Sorry, I didn't realize how far away my new house is."
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"Man, you missed so much."
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"Brian went on a run about Trent's sisters,"
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"Trent blew a gasket."
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"Aw, man!"
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"I say ankle..."
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"edgy but not trashy."
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"No, bicep all day. That way when we flex,"
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"How 'bout our elbows?"
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"That way if we all throw in, it'll make a whole pie."
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"reminds me of Trent's sister on prom night."
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"Okay, Brian."
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"This is Emery,"
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"my public-school brother."
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"You... you're such a funny man."
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"Two brothers."
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"Well, what can I do for you?"
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"We're worried that the school blazers"
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"It has intricate basting stitches along the welt pocket."
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"You'll only get that level of detail"
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"This is a very serious claim."
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"I'll check into it right away."
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"I'm glad you boys brought it up."
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"Well, the school motto is "Vox Clamantis in Veritate"..."
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"We stand and face east for the alma mater."
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"♪ Boys once more and men we'll be ♪"
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"♪ And girls as well since '63 ♪"
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"♪ St. Orlando's, proud and free ♪"
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"Hey, hey, boss. How's the new house?"
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"Did you know there's a Little Peru?"
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"What's all this?"
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"Mr. Bolton thinks it's gonna generate more revenue."
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"Check it out."
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"He changed the name? I've only been out two days!"
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"- Hey, Louis. - Michael."
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"I didn't see you come in."
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"I thought you wanted to be a silent partner."
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"sitting on all that chicken money."
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"Then I decided to get my hands dirty."
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"You do know I wrote a bunch of his songs, right?"
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"I just wish you would've run this past me first."
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"♪ Now that I've been mowing you, my lawn ♪"
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"I tried mowing you a "J.""
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"It's not great."
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"We can't afford to have fun!"
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"Yes, we can."
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"Michael Bolton gave me a big check for merchandising profits."
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"We're not house poor anymore. We're house comfortable."
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"What? It was a huge check."
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"at the bank, and they thought I had a gun."
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"It's all in the books."
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"They burned."
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"What?"
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"It was a small fire in the file cabinet."
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"I put it out before it reached Evan's report cards."
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"We also lost your white jeans."
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"There was a fire."
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"- Mm-hmm. - In the file cabinet."
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"A small one."
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"We're not house poor."
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"I don't understand."
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"Why don't you want us to enjoy our new house?"
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"I'm not comfortable being this comfortable."
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"What's wrong with comfortable?"
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"We used to sell furniture with that exact slogan."
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"If we get too comfortable,"
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"then we'll be satisfied with what we have."
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"Better than what?"
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"Because pushing is what got us here."
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"And now that we're here,"
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"So, that's it?"
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"We're done?"
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"We've achieved the dream?"
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"Now we just sit around sipping Mai Tais"
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"and playing Scrabble while I watch you get old?"
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"I'm just saying that if we don't enjoy what we have,"
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"then we don't have anything."
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"Struggling is all I've ever known."
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"So, if there really wasn't a fire..."
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"Let them go."
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"Well, hello, boys."
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"Anybody wanna earn $5 caddying?"
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"You're going out to play golf?"
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"Yes, I haven't gotten around to that yet."
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"It's my vacation."
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"But you said you'd look into it right away."
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"Look."
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"It's not your fault."
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"Those who can't wear the blazer"
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"will always try to tear it off you."
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"The other day, I saw one getting on a bus"
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"I'm sorry your brother dragged you into this nonsense."
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"He's the best person I know."
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"If he's concerned about these blazers, then so am I."
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"of salves and tinctures, not of casual promises."
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"Hoo-ahh!"
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"I know you're new to private school,"
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"because I would be ashamed to attend a school"
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"What?"
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"No young man should be forced to attend a school he doesn't respect."
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"I'm revoking your admission."
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"Sorry I'm late, guys. Biking is hard."
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"So, I went to the library"
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"Yeah, actually, I don't think we're gonna do that."
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"No, he means we're not getting tattoos."
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"I want Judaism to remain an option."
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"We talked about it, and you weren't here, so."
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"Dude, take it easy."
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"It is to me! I thought getting a tattoo"
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"would be a cool way not to forget each other,"
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"but clearly it's already happened."
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"You know what?"
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"You guys probably aren't going to be popular anyways."
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"Good luck with high school, losers."
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"Mail me back my Tecmo Bowl."
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"Yeah, I'll mail it back to you."
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