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Clips from Crazyhead - Penguin or Cow? (S01E01)

"She'll suck you dry. - Got you."
Crazyhead
"Tyler says hi. - Why does he say hi?"
Crazyhead
"For her, because she's a demon."
Crazyhead
"I can't tell who is a demon and who isn't."
Crazyhead
"but it looks like he's on acid."
Crazyhead
"Well, do you want to get a coffee after drop-off?"
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"She didn't."
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"You say hello."
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"Sleep tight."
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"and if they do, squish them with a big book."
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"You listen to me, OK?"
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"No matter what you hear, you stay in bed."
Crazyhead
"So, I guess I've got it coming for what I did to Sawyer?"
Crazyhead
"But there is one way your little boy gets to keep his mum."
Crazyhead
"I'll do anything. The pricks you're with, they took our friend."
Crazyhead
"She's the only way of finding Suzanne."
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"I'm Sid the Snake."
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"You come to my home."
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"Where's my friend?!"
Crazyhead
"you're going to a hotel."
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"Is he going to piss or shit himself?"
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"I don't think you should be on your own."
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"You can... stay at mine?"
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"We could have a sleepover?"
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"I'll call you."
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"I intimate touching"
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"I oral pleasure / full penetrative sexual intercourse,"
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"so you can make an informed choice."
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"Yeah, yeah, cos he's the dickhead in the mix."
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"I love you."
Crazyhead
"So, there you go."
Crazyhead
"Take your time."
Crazyhead
"If they wanted to kill her, they could've done it in the forest."
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"I still don't get why they took her and left me."
Crazyhead
"The demon single mum said something"
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"delusional, shitty little princess with a big spoon face?"
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"That's probably the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
Crazyhead
"Raquel came to my home."
Crazyhead
"Well, for very obvious reasons, I can't let that happen."
Crazyhead
"We lock her in a basement shitting in a bucket,"
Crazyhead
"she won't be in the right place emotionally."
Crazyhead
"Just chill out. "Chill out"?"
Crazyhead
"That blonde bitch tried to strangle me, with a toy snake!"
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"She's totally ruined this bra."
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"I'm having a sleepover."
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"That's a good look for you."
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"Sure."
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"Thanks."
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"Unspoken."
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"You really need me to do that?"
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"No. I'm sorry."
Crazyhead
"You just hang around in your penguin costume,"
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"Erm, yeah, sorry."
Crazyhead
"When I'm back in town, maybe we could meet up?"
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"It... it's just really, really bad timing."
Crazyhead
"I'll call you. OK, bye."
Crazyhead
"I know I give you fever tonight"
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"Dancing to my rhythm"
Crazyhead
"Shake it for the living"
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"So, it's OK to kidnap me and keep me prisoner,"
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"but it's not OK to see me pissing in a bucket?"
Crazyhead
"Ah, ah!"
Crazyhead
"Before you chow down, there's something I need you to do for me."
Crazyhead
"No such thing as a free lunch, right?"
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"Help me!"
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"Oh, please!"
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"Oh!"
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"out of bed after having sex with my brother?"
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"I think so. It made me wet the bed."
Crazyhead
"It could be worse. It could have made you go number two. God!"
Crazyhead
"The first time, I saw Suzanne eating cheese."
Crazyhead
"I saw Suzanne running through the woods and then it happened -"
Crazyhead
"I saw her running through the woods."
Crazyhead
"It's totally freaking me out."
Crazyhead
"I can't end up like my mum."
Crazyhead
"Your mum never had me, dumb-arse."
Crazyhead
"Got the devil's disease"
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"He put the devil in me"
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"Don't let it end like this"
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"Oh, and you go"
Crazyhead
"You walk out on me, baby"
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"You are"
Crazyhead
"Hi."
Crazyhead
"Right. Well, I just want to say that..."
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"The bedding. - Yeah..."
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"I'm sorry about that."
Crazyhead
"That only happens when it's really good."
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"Big-time."
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"It was great."
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"Sorry."
Crazyhead
"Can you believe this shit?"
Crazyhead
"I showed him all the things that he didn't understand"
Crazyhead
"Whoa-oa"
Crazyhead
"These feelings have to run both ways otherwise it's just like..."
Crazyhead
"Some leftovers."
Crazyhead
"Like gho-o-osts they want me"
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"To make 'em all, all, all"
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"They won't let go"
Crazyhead
"What? Seriously? She's half-demon and you can see the future?"
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"Like a banana. - Something dick-shaped, then."
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"An apple or a pear is fine."
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"Raquel!"
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"They're coming. Let's go."
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"I can't. What are you talking about?"
Crazyhead
"Suzanne, get in. You'll feed really soon, I promise."
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"Hit it."
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"They said they'd feed me."
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"Amy?"
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"Ah..."
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"Hey!"
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"Do you remember when we were eight,"
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"And you've never let anyone hurt me."
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"Suzanne, Suzanne, Suzanne!"
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"everything we've been through together."
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"I've got you."
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"What we have..."
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"...can't end like this."
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"Oh..."
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"The undead don't die so easily."
Crazyhead
"You clean that mess up"
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