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Clips from Crazyhead - Penguin or Cow? (S01E01)

"It's not healthy."
Crazyhead
"We should jet wash these guys off the pavement."
Crazyhead
"I screwed it up."
Crazyhead
"I couldn't stop them killing my dad."
Crazyhead
"I know you're upset,"
Crazyhead
"My dad tried to warn me."
Crazyhead
"Are you going out?"
Crazyhead
"Every night"
Crazyhead
"Every night..."
Crazyhead
"Hi. - Hi."
Crazyhead
"Is that Beyonce? It's Raquel."
Crazyhead
"Oh"
Crazyhead
"Suzanne's changed. She's a bloodsucking monster."
Crazyhead
"Whoa, easy."
Crazyhead
"Who the hell are you? - I'm Harry."
Crazyhead
"Just meeting you like this."
Crazyhead
"I'm glad it happened."
Crazyhead
"Now, one of them saved my life."
Crazyhead
"Why would they do that?"
Crazyhead
"I couldn't let you kill Raquel."
Crazyhead
"Oh, she doesn't know it yet, but she's special."
Crazyhead
"I'm going to catch you"
Crazyhead
"Oh, ah oh"
Crazyhead
"I want to taste the way that you bleed"
Crazyhead
"Oh, oh oh-oh"
Crazyhead
"You're my kill of the night."
Crazyhead
"She knows the pricks who took Suzanne."
Crazyhead
"She's going to tell us where they're holding her."
Crazyhead
"I need an ice pole."
Crazyhead
"That'd be awkward."
Crazyhead
"OK, right, you go and wait in the car"
Crazyhead
"before I shove something in you."
Crazyhead
"You see someone coming in the house, you call us."
Crazyhead
"Oh, you make one joke."
Crazyhead
"Fine. I'll go and wait in the car"
Crazyhead
"like an obedient, shitty little puppet."
Crazyhead
"Nice."
Crazyhead
"Yeah, I know. You should see the art he brings home."
Crazyhead
"I've got no idea what any of it is,"
Crazyhead
"Yeah, we could go to the new place with the cupcakes."
Crazyhead
"Aw, no, no. No-one's pelvic floor is what it used to be."
Crazyhead
"I got hiccups the other day."
Crazyhead
"Little bit of wee came out."
Crazyhead
"See you tomorrow."
Crazyhead
"All right, love, bye-bye."
Crazyhead
"Bedtime! Yes."
Crazyhead
"Mum? Who are they?"
Crazyhead
"They're friends of Mummy's."
Crazyhead
"Hello."
Crazyhead
"You all right? - Hi."
Crazyhead
"Why don't you let me put him to bed, and then we can talk?"
Crazyhead
"Let me put him to bed and then you can do what it is you need to do."
Crazyhead
"Please?"
Crazyhead
"That's your muffins to take to school tomorrow."
Crazyhead
"Don't let them burn."
Crazyhead
"Do you think one of you could take his muffins out the oven?"
Crazyhead
"We didn't come round to help out with your home baking."
Crazyhead
"You want to hurry this along, take the muffins out of the oven."
Crazyhead
"Mum, they're going to burn, Mum. OK, OK. Fine."
Crazyhead
"I'll get the muffins. There's a cooling tray in the oven door."
Crazyhead
"Yeah, I think we're done with the muffin talk."
Crazyhead
"Your muffin days are over."
Crazyhead
"I'm fine! It's just the muffins!"
Crazyhead
"Are my muffins burned?"
Crazyhead
"No. Say goodnight to Raquel."
Crazyhead
"Night-night. - Night."
Crazyhead
"Mind the bedbugs don't bite,"
Crazyhead
"How did you find me?"
Crazyhead
"You dropped your phone at the ice rink."
Crazyhead
"You've more than got it coming."
Crazyhead
"And I guarantee, it would hurt."
Crazyhead
"Like... shooting a grapefruit in reverse."
Crazyhead
"Where are they keeping her? I don't know anything about that."
Crazyhead
"But I can find out."
Crazyhead
"I'll make some calls."
Crazyhead
"Raquel?"
Crazyhead
"Raquel, you OK?"
Crazyhead
"I'm going to need a minute."
Crazyhead
"OK, maybe more like 30."
Crazyhead
"You don't know..."
Crazyhead
"I'm Sid the Snake."
Crazyhead
"Good try, cutie-pie."
Crazyhead
"You think this is about getting your friend back."
Crazyhead
"You have no idea what's coming down the track."
Crazyhead
"A big, nasty-ass train full of demons!"
Crazyhead
"I don't know. - Where is she?"
Crazyhead
"Where is she?! - Mum?"
Crazyhead
"Situation critical. Over and out."
Crazyhead
"The kid starts crying or does anything even vaguely annoying,"
Crazyhead
"Because that's 800 count Egyptian cotton."
Crazyhead
"Do you want to stop being a total dick and pour me a glass of wine?"
Crazyhead
"Hm."
Crazyhead
"We'll brush each other's hair and shit."
Crazyhead
"Will your brother be there? He's at work."
Crazyhead
"He'll be back later. OK."
Crazyhead
"Amy?"
Crazyhead
"I know you're probably about to go do some heavy petting"
Crazyhead
"but before you do that, just give me a chance to set out my stall,"
Crazyhead
"An informed choice?"
Crazyhead
"Between me and her dickhead brother."
Crazyhead
"cock-mouthed, but my heart is pure."
Crazyhead
"I'd never hurt you. I'd never shit on you,"
Crazyhead
"in either the metaphorical or literal sense of the word."
Crazyhead
"Just putting that out there. Jake..."
Crazyhead
"I really like you, as a friend."
Crazyhead
"It's a big decision. It's huge."
Crazyhead
"Night."
Crazyhead
"Nice try, man."
Crazyhead
"I'll find you something to sleep in."
Crazyhead
"What if they've already killed her?"
Crazyhead
"Well, they're not usually this organised."
Crazyhead
"We need to be ready to kick some arse,"
Crazyhead
"Penguin or cow? - Penguin. - Right."
Crazyhead
"Ooh! When you went after the she-prick on your own like that,"
Crazyhead
"that was very definitely kick arse."
Crazyhead
"So, I'm not just a wet,"
Crazyhead
"I think you can do better with spoon face, but the attitude?"
Crazyhead
"It's a whole new you. Ooh, erm..."
Crazyhead
"I feel like my little girl grew a set of balls - lady balls."
Crazyhead
"Shall I make is some tea? Yeah, it'd be great actually, if you could."
Crazyhead
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