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Clips from Bruno (2009)

"I've got an idea. Let's play a little bit of dress-up here."
Bruno (2009)
"It will be erotisch."
Bruno (2009)
"What is this? You gonna dress me like a man?"
Bruno (2009)
"No, it's just a beard."
Bruno (2009)
"-Am I supposed to wear a beard? -It's just a..."
Bruno (2009)
"I don't need a beard."
Bruno (2009)
"Once you put the..."
Bruno (2009)
"-Okay, I'm going to do this. -Right now!"
Bruno (2009)
"Get on your fucking knees and suck my spike here, bitch."
Bruno (2009)
"Don't call me gay!"
Bruno (2009)
"I'm gonna become straight. I'm gonna become uber straight."
Bruno (2009)
"I'm gonna be the straightest man who's ever lived."
Bruno (2009)
"What's up, Arkansas? How's everybody doing?"
Bruno (2009)
"Make some noise, everybody. Put your hands together. Make some noise"
Bruno (2009)
"Let me hear you say straight pride."
Bruno (2009)
"-Straight pride. -Straight pride."
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"the first thing I did was brick up the back door."
Bruno (2009)
"You know why? Because my asshole's just for shitting."
Bruno (2009)
"Whoever called me a faggot come up here, and I'll beat your Arsch."
Bruno (2009)
"Who called Straight Dave a faggot? Come up here."
Bruno (2009)
"Let him in."
Bruno (2009)
"Who wants to see me beat this fag's ass?"
Bruno (2009)
"Fuck him up!"
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"Beat his fucking ass!"
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"Kick his ass!"
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"Stop! Stop!"
Bruno (2009)
"The footage went everywhere, und Bruno became uber famous."
Bruno (2009)
"As for Lutz, we decided to get married in California."
Bruno (2009)
"Am I going to be able to meet her before we actually start?"
Bruno (2009)
"Sure."
Bruno (2009)
"I... I don't marry 2 men or 2 women."
Bruno (2009)
"If she's a man, then how did it give birth to our son?"
Bruno (2009)
"You gave birth to a little black child?"
Bruno (2009)
"Yes."
Bruno (2009)
"When did you have the baby?"
Bruno (2009)
"I don't even know why I'm asking that question."
Bruno (2009)
"But even though marriage was a nicht-nicht,"
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"that I was able to record mein very own charity video."
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"that I hope is gonna bring the world together"
Bruno (2009)
"Put down your guns and bombs"
Bruno (2009)
"He's come to heal the world"
Bruno (2009)
"and make all nations calmer"
Bruno (2009)
"I am the Austrian Jesus"
Bruno (2009)
"He is the white Obama"
Bruno (2009)
"You do it, fashion model You got the cute hos"
Bruno (2009)
"You know, I love black guys. I'm a chocoholic."
Bruno (2009)
"Du bist Bruno, dove of peace"
Bruno (2009)
"Bruno wants peace."
Bruno (2009)
"Either we gonna have peace, or we gonna have motherfucking war."
Bruno (2009)
"I have a dream for the Third World"
Bruno (2009)
"Clean water, food and teaching"
Bruno (2009)
"We need to rid the world of hunger"
Bruno (2009)
"I'm like Bono, except much younger"
Bruno (2009)
"Ich bin Bruno, dove of peace"
Bruno (2009)
"Hey, hey, he gay, he gay"
Bruno (2009)
"You know, like an afrikanischer..."
Bruno (2009)
"Something maybe a bit more crazy."
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah. And especially the turn. It's so scary."
Bruno (2009)
"Being the host from Funkyzeit"
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"means Bruno's always seated on the front row."
Bruno (2009)
"Mein personal assistant, Kookus, is my rock."
Bruno (2009)
"-Yeah. -"Everybody, like, stare at my glasses.""
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"-Thank you. -Yeah. Okay..."
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"Take... Get this off..."
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"Can you take..."
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"Bruno was schwarz-listed."
Bruno (2009)
"Ich realised that night that the fashion world was superficial und vacuous."
Bruno (2009)
"So, I decided instead to go to Los Angeles to become a celebrity."
Bruno (2009)
"And I wouldn't mind hearing you try that out."
Bruno (2009)
"-"Shut up, women." That was improvisation. -Fine."
Bruno (2009)
"Well. Speaking of rectums, let's get you clean."
Bruno (2009)
"I think you just scraped my anus."
Bruno (2009)
"Are you using Vaseline?"
Bruno (2009)
"Demi Moore has 2 of them in her house."
Bruno (2009)
"I think this focus group is really gonna be"
Bruno (2009)
"Okay, it is Britney's sister. I can't even remember her name."
Bruno (2009)
"-More champagne? -No, I'm fine, thanks."
Bruno (2009)
"In any group, there's always one."
Bruno (2009)
"And dancing. I used to be a dancer."
Bruno (2009)
"Well, good luck with your life."
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah. Global warming's only getting worse."
Bruno (2009)
"I'm really into doing something maybe for Africa."
Bruno (2009)
"Make bracelets out of the extinct animal?"
Bruno (2009)
"What's the coolest type of charity to get into at the moment?"
Bruno (2009)
"-Save Dafar, yeah. -Angelina Jolie."
Bruno (2009)
"Clooney's got Darfur."
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"making Bruno uber famous."
Bruno (2009)
"'Cause I'm not gonna be here forever. Will you, the Palestinians,"
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"whether you believe it, whether you were convinced to do that."
Bruno (2009)
"I'll be honest with you. I want to be famous."
Bruno (2009)
"Ich was encouraged to leave the Middle East."
Bruno (2009)
"Sure."
Bruno (2009)
"-Yes. -Great."
Bruno (2009)
"Is your baby fine with lit phosphorus?"
Bruno (2009)
"If that was a last resort and she didn't lose the few pounds,"
Bruno (2009)
"Congratulations. How do you feel?"
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"All right, all right. Now, you are a single parent."
Bruno (2009)
"-That's right. -Can we see your son?"
Bruno (2009)
"und I stopped over in this country called Africa, right?"
Bruno (2009)
"What is going on here?"
Bruno (2009)
"-You're making the audience leave. -They are scared of the truth."
Bruno (2009)
"And there's some contraption with a dildo on the end of it."
Bruno (2009)
"-Right. -So how do I protect against those guys?"
Bruno (2009)
"How should I protect myself from being attacked by homosexuals?"
Bruno (2009)
"Here. Boom. And then to the eyes."
Bruno (2009)
"Break his arms. Boom, break his ribs. Break his arms."
Bruno (2009)
"-Hurry up! -Hurry up! Let's go!"
Bruno (2009)
"Get out of my TAC Alley."
Bruno (2009)
"Salute with your right hand."
Bruno (2009)
"But he wants to come into your heart right now."
Bruno (2009)
"-Mike. Bruno. -Bruno."
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"Really fantastisch."
Bruno (2009)
"This is what rabbit look like."
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"You know, I really don't want to wake up tomorrow morning und find"
Bruno (2009)
"they appear to us to be terribly conventional."
Bruno (2009)
"And we find that somewhat irritating"
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"-Our honeymoon. -Yeah."
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"Wait. Yes."
Bruno (2009)
"Yes, well, I want to really make this heterosexual sex."
Bruno (2009)
"Straight Dave. Straight Dave."
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