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Clips from Bruno (2009)

"-My asshole's just for shitting. -My asshole's just for shitting."
Bruno (2009)
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Bruno (2009)
"Okay, then."
Bruno (2009)
"He's the white Obama"
Bruno (2009)
"No."
Bruno (2009)
"They're too much like, "Look at me."
Bruno (2009)
"Stop!"
Bruno (2009)
"There's always one who's against it. Those..."
Bruno (2009)
"Hey, great. Is that Marc Jacobs?"
Bruno (2009)
"He could've been a midget. So he could have been 10."
Bruno (2009)
"And if he's just running with his pants down?"
Bruno (2009)
"Sir Officer Candidate, you could be a general in the Bitch Army the way you're going."
Bruno (2009)
"Hey. Great."
Bruno (2009)
"This is wonderful."
Bruno (2009)
"Who out there is proud to be straight?"
Bruno (2009)
"Plus, ich was now so famous"
Bruno (2009)
"-Set. -Action."
Bruno (2009)
"It's going to be fantastisch!"
Bruno (2009)
"You're both basically Chinese"
Bruno (2009)
"Und worst of all..."
Bruno (2009)
"when suddenly it hit me."
Bruno (2009)
"Coming in. Here. Boom."
Bruno (2009)
"He's only 19"
Bruno (2009)
"Thanks to Milli, ich could now see clearly"
Bruno (2009)
"-If he gives his permission... -What?"
Bruno (2009)
"Get out of my town. You all are sick."
Bruno (2009)
"No, it's not. I made a deal with the mother."
Bruno (2009)
"I'm wearing this."
Bruno (2009)
"It's very hard. Standing in heels all day, and everyone's watching you,"
Bruno (2009)
"No, that was to the lady who is... I'm in the salon, yes."
Bruno (2009)
"Straight pride."
Bruno (2009)
"-It's a very big moment. -That's right."
Bruno (2009)
"-Do you want some champagne? -I don't care for any. No."
Bruno (2009)
"a very interesting example of how it's gonna play out."
Bruno (2009)
"-these hostage videos? -Of course. Of course."
Bruno (2009)
"-Yeah, so keep it or abort it? -Abort it."
Bruno (2009)
"No. I gave him, like, a traditional African name."
Bruno (2009)
"the most important TV fashion show in any German-speaking country,"
Bruno (2009)
"Darfur is the big one now."
Bruno (2009)
"Good morning, cowboy. What's your name?"
Bruno (2009)
"No, Lloyd, I was not speaking to you. I was just talking to the woman here."
Bruno (2009)
"Hi, I love your hat. It's great."
Bruno (2009)
"Mein Plan was to become"
Bruno (2009)
"Bruno."
Bruno (2009)
"In! Autism."
Bruno (2009)
""Hey, everybody, look at me. Look at my glasses.""
Bruno (2009)
"Hey, yo, Bruno, where the bitches at?"
Bruno (2009)
"And he's Bruno, dove of peace"
Bruno (2009)
"What? I'm not coming."
Bruno (2009)
"Sorry."
Bruno (2009)
"-Sure. -I do a lot of them."
Bruno (2009)
"I wanna speak to Milli"
Bruno (2009)
"Save Dafar?"
Bruno (2009)
"looks like a kind of dirty wizard or a homeless Santa."
Bruno (2009)
"So. We're looking for 2 thieves to be on the crucifixes next to my baby."
Bruno (2009)
"We have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi officer"
Bruno (2009)
"Where are you from?"
Bruno (2009)
"No. No."
Bruno (2009)
"Hold on. Hold on. What's that?"
Bruno (2009)
"Give him back! Give me my baby back!"
Bruno (2009)
"Excuse me, can you unlock us? Please. Hello? Can you unlock us?"
Bruno (2009)
"Lutz! Lutz!"
Bruno (2009)
"Trap it, work the knees. Work the elbows."
Bruno (2009)
"-Push ups! Sit ups! -Push ups! Sit ups!"
Bruno (2009)
"This outfit is too matchy-matchy as it is,"
Bruno (2009)
"Although, I did once suffocate a hamster in Mykonos."
Bruno (2009)
"Sharing stories and saying how much we enjoy them."
Bruno (2009)
"Which one are you, Donny?"
Bruno (2009)
"I feel a bit vulnerable."
Bruno (2009)
"What's reverse cowgirl?"
Bruno (2009)
"Fuck, yeah."
Bruno (2009)
"Do as I say. Take that fucking shit off now!"
Bruno (2009)
"Sit the fuck down. Don't fuck around!"
Bruno (2009)
"for the host of the brand-new TV show, Straight Dave's Man Slammin' Maxout."
Bruno (2009)
"Who called me a faggot?"
Bruno (2009)
"You pussy-ass faggot motherfucker!"
Bruno (2009)
"we weren't gonna let it get us down."
Bruno (2009)
"a place for anal bleaching"
Bruno (2009)
"One of the balls?"
Bruno (2009)
"Hi. How are you?"
Bruno (2009)
"-Oh, my God. I feel it. You're getting so big. -Ja."
Bruno (2009)
"to shoot a new season of Funkyzeit."
Bruno (2009)
"Bruno had backstage access for the hottest show of the week, de la Prada."
Bruno (2009)
"the world had turned on Austria's greatest man"
Bruno (2009)
"-Why not? -Because you out. You humiliate me."
Bruno (2009)
"Cut. Sorry, I'm not feeling this one. Could we go again?"
Bruno (2009)
"My stinker is slightly burning. Is that normal?"
Bruno (2009)
"And I just feel like that's been my life."
Bruno (2009)
"-What's her name? -Jamie Lynn."
Bruno (2009)
""The host is a talentless idiot.""
Bruno (2009)
"but is gonna really make a difference, you know, really put me into the A-list."
Bruno (2009)
"You're confusing Hamas with hummus, I believe."
Bruno (2009)
"In fact, I know it will."
Bruno (2009)
"I don't like."
Bruno (2009)
"Ich was encouraged to leave the Middle East."
Bruno (2009)
"-Thirty pounds. -Yes. Approximately."
Bruno (2009)
"should have 2 parents."
Bruno (2009)
"'cause you know I can get any guy here."
Bruno (2009)
"that might be your cue to get maybe a down-low brother."
Bruno (2009)
"Take the baby."
Bruno (2009)
"-Was he? Was he about that age? -I don't know."
Bruno (2009)
"I did not press it."
Bruno (2009)
"I'm totally irresistible to gay guys. They see me und they want to schtupp me."
Bruno (2009)
"and I'm just trying to run in und kiss you..."
Bruno (2009)
"He can't do nothing from there."
Bruno (2009)
"So you were never gay?"
Bruno (2009)
"No, they were made for something else, but you're just not using it for them."
Bruno (2009)
"Are there any activities you suggest"
Bruno (2009)
"Dolce und Gabbana. Hello?"
Bruno (2009)
"-Salute! -Salute with your right hand."
Bruno (2009)
"you will prepare the way for other young men all over the world"
Bruno (2009)
""How did he change? How did you change, Bruno?""
Bruno (2009)
"Makes you think of all the hot guys in the world."
Bruno (2009)
"All right, God damn it."
Bruno (2009)
"Like, I'm sitting here, and..."
Bruno (2009)
"You'd be sitting like that,"
Bruno (2009)
"I'd be humping you like that."
Bruno (2009)
"-Thanks. -Okay. Great."
Bruno (2009)
"-Fuck! Take it off. -Okay. I'm..."
Bruno (2009)
"Okay. Help!"
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