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Clips from Bruno (2009)

"Yes, ma'am? Stand up, please. Go ahead."
Bruno (2009)
"Listen, I don't see how you can even walk out of here with that baby in your hands"
Bruno (2009)
"Please welcome Shatonya Miggins from the State Child Services Department."
Bruno (2009)
"What would be the opinion, the legal opinion of the state,"
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"which is empowered to look after children and their welfare?"
Bruno (2009)
"And at this time, we're taking the child into protective custody."
Bruno (2009)
"-You are not doing that. You're not taking... -The child is going..."
Bruno (2009)
"Come on! Back!"
Bruno (2009)
"Give me my baby back!"
Bruno (2009)
"O.J.! Give me my baby! Give me my..."
Bruno (2009)
"O.J.!"
Bruno (2009)
"O.J.! Give me my baby back!"
Bruno (2009)
"You want some pie today?"
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"since I was, you know, 4 years old."
Bruno (2009)
"-Since you was 4? -Yeah."
Bruno (2009)
"Is that your boy? He's pretty."
Bruno (2009)
"That was my boy. He got taken away today."
Bruno (2009)
"I think he was about, I don't know, 6 or..."
Bruno (2009)
"Lutz."
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"Get that out of my face."
Bruno (2009)
"Can you look? The key, I think, is over there, just..."
Bruno (2009)
"No, I can't do this."
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah, Brian, I need you up here on 20 immediately."
Bruno (2009)
"And they're asking... They've been staying at the hotel for a while"
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"and wanted to know if I can get the key for them because they can't get out of bed."
Bruno (2009)
"I'm pretty freaking flipping right now."
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"-Come in. -Can you tell me what's going on?"
Bruno (2009)
"You were not meant to see this. You find the key, I can get out of this."
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"No. This is not what was supposed to be going on in here."
Bruno (2009)
"You're telling me, honey."
Bruno (2009)
"I should be chained to a 6'4" Norwegian with a PhD in sucking dick."
Bruno (2009)
"That's not my concern."
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"Okay, well, listen, one other thing."
Bruno (2009)
"Can you switch off the television? Because I made a fart,"
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"and I am on the verge of buying Mr. Magorium's Wunderbar Emporium."
Bruno (2009)
"That's unfortunate."
Bruno (2009)
"No, but I refuse to pay for Mr. Magorium's Wunderbar Emporium."
Bruno (2009)
"No, I'm afraid we are not gonna be doing that."
Bruno (2009)
"Hey, listen, you. What's your name? Hi. What's your name?"
Bruno (2009)
"-Hey, don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you. -Hey, girlfriend."
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"Also, great. Maybe they can let us out."
Bruno (2009)
"Please. My assistant's about to shit on my balls."
Bruno (2009)
"What's going on here?"
Bruno (2009)
"What does it look like, Paul Blart?"
Bruno (2009)
"Ich was at a low point. Bruno had hit rock Arsch."
Bruno (2009)
"Lutz had gone, und ich had only 9 Freunds left on MeinSpace."
Bruno (2009)
"All the most famous stars in the world,"
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"Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kevin Spacey, they all had one thing in common."
Bruno (2009)
"To become famous, I would have to quit guys."
Bruno (2009)
"Ich just needed to find a cock-aholics anonymous."
Bruno (2009)
"Things have got to change. I want to become straight."
Bruno (2009)
"If it doesn't remind you about some of the behaviour"
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"that you engaged in when you put your lips around it."
Bruno (2009)
"If it doesn't remind you of that, then I say go for it"
Bruno (2009)
"If it does remind you of that, then I say put it down,"
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"give it away, let a friend hold it until you know in your mind"
Bruno (2009)
"you're ready to pick it up again and it wouldn't remind you of that."
Bruno (2009)
"Und what about if I put a flute up my stinker?"
Bruno (2009)
"That... I wouldn't do that either because it would remind you of the former lifestyle."
Bruno (2009)
"So you don't put any woodwind instruments up your Arschwitz."
Bruno (2009)
"-Absolutely not. You know why? -Why?"
Bruno (2009)
"Because that would harm my body. That would hurt..."
Bruno (2009)
"-Only if you lose the reed. -Okay."
Bruno (2009)
"Well, that would... That would be bad."
Bruno (2009)
"Is there any music that I shouldn't listen to? Any bands?"
Bruno (2009)
"Sinead O'Connor. The Indigo Girls."
Bruno (2009)
"Of course, the Village People."
Bruno (2009)
"When I become straight, you know, a Kuntmeister,"
Bruno (2009)
"are there any new hobbies that I should take up?"
Bruno (2009)
"-Do you enjoy hiking? Lifting weights? -Sure."
Bruno (2009)
"Man, there's nothing like just working out"
Bruno (2009)
"and lifting weights and building your muscles"
Bruno (2009)
"around some other men who are not gay."
Bruno (2009)
"How do you spot the homosexual?"
Bruno (2009)
"Because some of them don't even dress no different than myself or you."
Bruno (2009)
"If a terrorist has infiltrated a police department"
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"and he dresses like the policemen, how would you know that's him?"
Bruno (2009)
"What are obvious things that we can look for?"
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"Obvious is a person that's being extremely nice to them to start with."
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"you know that they are a homosexual?"
Bruno (2009)
"Most likely."
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"They probably would attack from behind."
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"So, again, if I am a homosexual,"
Bruno (2009)
"-Boom! You done moved in the wrong range. -Right."
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"Okay."
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"Und the homosexual, you know, has got you down here."
Bruno (2009)
"-Right. -I go to pull this down."
Bruno (2009)
"-I want to lock this, lock this leg here. -Touching."
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"-Yeah. -Hit with the elbow."
Bruno (2009)
"Boom. As I roll across."
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"Here, you know."
Bruno (2009)
"Und disarm the dildo?"
Bruno (2009)
"Is it harder to defend against a black dildo?"
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"-No. -Great."
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"-So, I'm attacking. -Boom."
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"-Like that. -Let's say I go down and I..."
Bruno (2009)
"Depending on his range. Boom. Then to his face. Boom."
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"Okay? Kick around, boom."
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"Okay. Thank you very much. Fantastisch."
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"-Okay. -It's very useful."
Bruno (2009)
"That's just totally different than what I've ever tried to, you know, work with."
Bruno (2009)
"It's ironic that you should have amazing blow job lips."
Bruno (2009)
"Well, these lips were made to praise Jesus."
Bruno (2009)
"Well..."
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"where I'll be surrounded just by straight guys?"
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"-Hurry up. Get in here. -Was?"
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"But do you have something, maybe a double..."
Bruno (2009)
"I said, get down! Do push ups."
Bruno (2009)
"This line right here is a line that you don't cross."
Bruno (2009)
"This is TAC Alley. TAC Officer's..."
Bruno (2009)
"You're in it again. This is my alley."
Bruno (2009)
"I don't want to be in your alley."
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah, well, get out of it. Your finger's in my alley."
Bruno (2009)
"By the way, where's your uniform? Go get your uniform on."
Bruno (2009)
"Oh, my gosh."
Bruno (2009)
"What's up with the scarf?"
Bruno (2009)
"That is, like, it's my own thing."
Bruno (2009)
"Let me introduce you to somebody. Captain Miles."
Bruno (2009)
"Candidate, what are you doing?"
Bruno (2009)
"Stand at the position of attention, candidate."
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