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Clips from Bruno (2009)

"So we're making progress."
Bruno (2009)
"I don't care where you put them. Give them back."
Bruno (2009)
"This is about gaining something for your own people"
Bruno (2009)
"-But in any case... -All right, okay. Take it easy, girlfriend."
Bruno (2009)
"-All right. -Civil rights..."
Bruno (2009)
"If I did not get these queens to sign a peace deal soon,"
Bruno (2009)
"I would not become famous."
Bruno (2009)
"So I decided to think outside the Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung."
Bruno (2009)
"I've written a song that I think is gonna help us make peace."
Bruno (2009)
"I've written a song"
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"It's time for this war to end"
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"Jews and Hindus, you be friends"
Bruno (2009)
"This is the Middle East"
Bruno (2009)
"Creating love is my mission"
Bruno (2009)
"Don't kill each other"
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"Shoot a Christian"
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"Ich bin Bruno, dove of peace"
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"Ich bin Bruno, dove of peace"
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah, a bit more than that."
Bruno (2009)
"Ich was out of options."
Bruno (2009)
"My song hadn't worked, und I didn't have enough ecstasy for everyone."
Bruno (2009)
"Ich was ready to give up when I suddenly remembered something"
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"that the Jude had said."
Bruno (2009)
"In the last few years, people were kidnapped,"
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"and then they would broadcast it to the whole world."
Bruno (2009)
"Ich would become famous by getting kidnapped."
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"that if you've got a gun on you, you're gonna pull it out"
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"-and shoot me in the head. Are you ready? -Yeah."
Bruno (2009)
"And I want the best guys in the business to kidnap me. Al-Qaeda is so 2001."
Bruno (2009)
"Can I give you guys a word of advice?"
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"Get out. Get out now."
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"But Bruno had a new plan."
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"It involved stopping off in Africa"
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"on the way home for a little bit of shopping."
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"on the cover of every magazine."
Bruno (2009)
"und held a casting for the hottest baby photo shoot ever."
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"We're gonna do like this religious theme"
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"where my baby is gonna be on a crucifix playing Jesus"
Bruno (2009)
"even though my baby's black. So it's pretty cool, no?"
Bruno (2009)
"That's cool. It's kind of like that Madonna video."
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah, it's really edgy. You know, we're turning it on its head."
Bruno (2009)
"Would you be ready for your baby to be strung up on a crucifix next to mine?"
Bruno (2009)
"Is your baby comfortable with bees, wasps and hornets?"
Bruno (2009)
"George is comfortable with everything. He's fine."
Bruno (2009)
"Is he comfortable with dead or dying animals?"
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"Yes."
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"Great."
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"Amateur science?"
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"What do you mean by that?"
Bruno (2009)
"You know, some untrained people conducting scientific experiments."
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"-Should be fine. -You know,"
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"-Okay. -And so it's a yes."
Bruno (2009)
"Is she okay with extremely rapid acceleration?"
Bruno (2009)
"Yes."
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"-Okay. -Yes."
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"Does she always have to be in a car seat, or can she just, like, freestyle it?"
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah. You can freestyle it, put her in a car seat. Whatever."
Bruno (2009)
"If it looks better without the car seat..."
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"Of course. Of course."
Bruno (2009)
"So what? You're travelling fast. You're not gonna kill it."
Bruno (2009)
"Of course. Of course."
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"Is your baby fine with antiquated heavy machinery?"
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah, she's fine. She's been around that."
Bruno (2009)
"Would she be fine to operate them?"
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"-Yes. -Great."
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"Yes."
Bruno (2009)
"Excellent. Does he like it?"
Bruno (2009)
"-Loves it. -Good."
Bruno (2009)
"She's about 30 pounds."
Bruno (2009)
"Can Olivia lose 10 pounds in the next week?"
Bruno (2009)
"In the next week, 7 days."
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah. I'd have to do whatever I could."
Bruno (2009)
"If there's a problem losing the weight,"
Bruno (2009)
"would you be ready to have Olivia undergo liposuction?"
Bruno (2009)
"then, yeah, we'd have to do that."
Bruno (2009)
"pushing a wheelbarrow with another baby as a Jew in it into an oven."
Bruno (2009)
"Into an oven?"
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"-Great, if she got the job. That's great. -Yeah."
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"You see a lot of them out here."
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"I gotta say, I love American people, and I love African-American people."
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"-Yeah. -Most people think that a child"
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"It is, like, really difficult, you know,"
Bruno (2009)
"bringing up a child without another parent. Am I right?"
Bruno (2009)
"-Right. -Right."
Bruno (2009)
"I'm hoping that I don't grow old alone. Am I right?"
Bruno (2009)
"True that. True that."
Bruno (2009)
"I'm hoping that I find Mr. Right. Am I right?"
Bruno (2009)
"-No! -No!"
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"-All right, now... -Listen, you're just jealous"
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"Go get them!"
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"You brought your son here today?"
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"All right, this is..."
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"-What? -Where did they allow you"
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"to get your baby from? Is your baby from Australia?"
Bruno (2009)
"No big deal. Whatever."
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"And I flew back here to America,"
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"Well, it is full of African-Americans."
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"It's full of Africans. It's full of people of African descent."
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"No. That's a racist thing to call them. African-Americans is the right word."
Bruno (2009)
"No. African-Americans are here."
Bruno (2009)
"No, they're called African-Americans, girlfriend."
Bruno (2009)
"All right. So how did you find your son?"
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"I swapped him."
Bruno (2009)
"-You swapped him? -What?"
Bruno (2009)
"Swapped the baby for what?"
Bruno (2009)
"-For an iPod. -What?"
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"Not just any iPod."
Bruno (2009)
"All right, but wait a second. You are the baby's father now."
Bruno (2009)
"And you chose to dress that baby up in a T-shirt that says what?"
Bruno (2009)
"That's not the baby's name, is it?"
Bruno (2009)
"O.J."
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"like how some people walk in the park with dogs to pick up girls,"
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"I don't know. What do you think?"
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"I guess to demonstrate how much you love the child."
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"That's the first shot."
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"Let's see the next picture."
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"You're gonna burn in hell for that one."
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"All right. Do we have another photo, or is that the last one?"
Bruno (2009)
"There we go."
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"-What is that? -Someone's scared."
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