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Clips from Bruno (2009)

"I want you to hear what this fool is saying."
Bruno (2009)
"Can you be quiet?"
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"Hello, hello. Hey, can you come in?"
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"Do any of you guys want to make some more money?"
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"-I'm Bruno. Great to have you here. -It's nice to meet you."
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"Come and sit on our great furniture."
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"These are our Mexican chair people."
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"If you sit on that one."
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"How important is it for you to help other people?"
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"Helping other people is so vital to my life."
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"It's like the air that I breathe and the water that I drink."
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"-Please, have some water. -It is extremely, extremely important for me."
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"You give love to other people and you get love back in spades."
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"Great. You must be hungry. Let's bring in some food."
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"Oh, my God."
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"-Have some. -Yeah, this is really bad for me."
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"I'm sorry. This is really not good."
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"We're leaving."
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"Come back, please. Can you please come back?"
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"Minimum Santzgaut."
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"Puffy Vater?"
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"Stevie Wunderbar?"
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"Wilhelm Schmidt?"
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"Bradolf Pittler?"
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"I actually got an interview mit Harrison Ford."
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"-Very good. Very good. -Yes."
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"So, you probably already know, today we're going to be looking at a new TV show,"
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"A-List Celebrity Max Out mit Bruno."
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"-Howdy, I'm Lloyd Robinson. -Lloyd, Denny Bond."
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"Hi. Hi. Great."
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"We won't go there, please."
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"difficult issue on the phone."
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"the network's obviously gonna be very interested. So take a look."
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"-Absolutely. -Congratulations."
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"Who's ready to max out with loads of celebrities? I am."
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"Because das ist A-List Celebrity Max Out."
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"-How are you? -Great. Thank you for having me."
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"Okay, so this is the part of the show,"
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"it's called Future Kinder. People who are pregnant,"
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"we've managed to get the ultrasound photos."
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"Jamie Lynn Spears. I mean, is she a celebrity?"
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"No."
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"All right. What do you think there? Is that a white-trash foetus?"
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"Yeah. Totally."
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"She's got her arms up like she's a A-lister."
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"Newsflash, you're in a C-lister's womb. Am I right?"
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"Worse. I think, like, D."
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"Do you think this kid is retarded?"
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"Definitely the hands look way too big,"
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"Und now, my exclusive interview mit Harrison Ford"
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"is only moments away. But first, some more dancing mit Bruno."
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"It's my one-on-one, exclusive interview mit Harrison Ford."
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"-Also, here I am mit Harrison Ford. -Fuck off!"
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"That's actually mine."
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"The end bit was Lloyd's idea."
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"So if you could describe this show in one sentence..."
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"Can anybody give me one sentence?"
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"-Go ahead. -The worst piece of crap I have ever seen."
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"What sick human being came up with something like this?"
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"I wanted to poke my eyes out with hot needles."
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"-from listening to this. -You can't. You can't."
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"-We need to distract him. -You can't."
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"-Kiss me. -No."
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"unless they had some sort of a mental or moral defect."
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"Everything."
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"Let me have a look at those."
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"Is this the dancing of a talentless idiot?"
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"-I would say that it is. -Yeah, yeah."
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"Please, where you going?"
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"Please, this is my career. I put all my money into this."
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"I'm here with Congressman Ron Paul,"
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"who was the 2008 presidential candidate."
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"So tell me, who are you wearing?"
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"And I'm pretty, in that sense, pretty ordinary."
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"Yeah, you were great in there. Have you done a lot of television before?"
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"Well, off and on throughout the years. This last year, a tremendous amount."
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"-or maybe some oysters? -No, I'm okay."
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"I'm gonna light some candles if it's okay."
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"Really loosens you up."
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"Has anyone ever told you you look like Enrique Iglesias?"
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"Of course not. You're much cuter."
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"I love music."
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"-All right! Get out of here! -What?"
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"-All right, this has ended. -What's going on?"
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"That guy is queerer than the blazes. He took his clothes off. Let's get going."
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"-What happened? -He's queer. He's crazy."
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"He put a hit on me. He took his clothes off."
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"I couldn't even schtupp RuPaul."
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"How would I become weltfamous?"
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"from the pop dance group Milli und Vanilli."
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"Is he in heaven? And if so, is he in the VIP section there?"
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"Can I ask him if he has any advice for me?"
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"He says there's some sort of thing that you will set up, like a foundation or something,"
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"where there will be other people involved that will benefit."
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"Okay, that's a great idea, 'cause if I do that, then I'll definitely become world famous."
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"Absolutely."
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"-Can I kiss him now? -Of course."
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"despite having an eyeful of Schpunken."
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"Charity was a great way to become famous."
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"Also, Bruno just needed to find the hottest world tragedy to fix."
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"I want a charity that doesn't involve too much effort,"
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"Is there something that you, like, that you believe in?"
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"-So... -Great."
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"Like, after us, in order to help for our future."
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"Saving some kind of extinct animal. What's going extinct right now?"
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"That's so bad. Never mind. I was gonna say make bracelets out of a..."
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"That's not gonna really work though, because you need the..."
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"You can't take from the extinct animal."
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"-Yeah, no, it is. -What's the new one? What's Dar-five?"
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"-Yeah. -Yeah."
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"Ich was going to become famous by solving a world problem."
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"Luckily, there was still one shithole left to fix,"
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"Mein Plan was to get both sides to sign a peace deal in front of the world's press,"
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"Why are you so anti-hummus?"
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"I mean, isn't pita bread the real enemy?"
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"-Hummus has nothing to do with Hamas. -Do you think"
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"there is a relation between Hamas and hummus?"
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"So was the founder of Hamas a chef?"
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"He had created the food and then got lots of followers."
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"It's vegetarian. It's healthy. It's beans."
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