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Clips from Bruno (2009)

"Who wants me to beat this..."
Bruno (2009)
"Get him, motherfucker!"
Bruno (2009)
"Tell him we don't have no faggots here in Arkansas. Take that shit somewhere else."
Bruno (2009)
"But because of the law, we had to be a bit inventive."
Bruno (2009)
"I feel this is the biggest step you'll ever make in your lifetime."
Bruno (2009)
"We were happy. We had each other."
Bruno (2009)
"And we had O.J. back,"
Bruno (2009)
"although he did cost us a MacBook Pro."
Bruno (2009)
"I've written a song"
Bruno (2009)
"and just make love forever"
Bruno (2009)
"War's just based on hate and fear"
Bruno (2009)
"Stop fighting, North and South Korea"
Bruno (2009)
"You are Bruno, dove of peace"
Bruno (2009)
"You are Bruno, dove of peace"
Bruno (2009)
"In every village and every town"
Bruno (2009)
"What's up? I'm Bruno."
Bruno (2009)
"I live in Austria's coolest city, Vienna. No big deal. Whatever."
Bruno (2009)
"Aus. Chlamydia."
Bruno (2009)
"Why is autism so cool at the moment?"
Bruno (2009)
"-Because it's funny. -Great."
Bruno (2009)
"Through Funkyzeit, ich have done interviews"
Bruno (2009)
"You are watching Funkyzeit programme with Bruno, and it's really a great show."
Bruno (2009)
"-Like this? -Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Bruno (2009)
"You are watching Funkyzeit programme with Bruno."
Bruno (2009)
"Yo, man. Fuck, man. Welcome to the jungle."
Bruno (2009)
"Maybe show a bit of skin or something like that."
Bruno (2009)
"-No, I don't think so. -Or what about just like one Kugelsack?"
Bruno (2009)
"And the most exciting and amazing thing in the town,"
Bruno (2009)
"from the fashion streets of Milan, only for the German girls, my great hairs."
Bruno (2009)
"Yo, man."
Bruno (2009)
"Modelling, a lot of people think it's easy."
Bruno (2009)
"so you have to make sure your walk is good. And, yeah."
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah, it's really hard, 'cause you've gotta remember, like,"
Bruno (2009)
"and then, like, which one now?"
Bruno (2009)
"Right leg again, and then, like, the left one. And then sometimes you even have to turn."
Bruno (2009)
"You have to lose some weight."
Bruno (2009)
"-The kettle is calling the pot black. -Yeah?"
Bruno (2009)
"Put your shoulders back. This is a fashion show, not a slave auction."
Bruno (2009)
"He's also mein stylist."
Bruno (2009)
"-Do you think the glasses are too much? -Yeah, I'd lose them."
Bruno (2009)
"He's also my nutritionist."
Bruno (2009)
"I have a second assistant, but ich can't remember its name."
Bruno (2009)
"Once, for 7 minutes with Milli from Milli und Vanilli. No big deal. Whatever."
Bruno (2009)
"But for the last 9 years, ich have been head uber heels in love"
Bruno (2009)
"We're just like an ordinary couple, you know, boring, stay-at-home types."
Bruno (2009)
"-How much do you want? -Just half a glass. Otherwise I get too giggly."
Bruno (2009)
"In September 2008, I left for Milan Fashion Week"
Bruno (2009)
"So I wore the jewel of mein wardrobe, a suit made entirely out of Velcro."
Bruno (2009)
"-Also... Yeah. -Can you go out, please?"
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah. Okay, no listen. We haven't finished the thing."
Bruno (2009)
"-Thank you. -Can someone help this guy?"
Bruno (2009)
"Wait. Get me out of this. Get me out of this."
Bruno (2009)
"For the second time in a century,"
Bruno (2009)
"just because he was brave enough to try something new."
Bruno (2009)
"I'm sorry."
Bruno (2009)
"-I'm so sorry I humiliate you. -Okay. Gotta go."
Bruno (2009)
"Bye, baby, I love you."
Bruno (2009)
"Ich arrived in LA"
Bruno (2009)
"No photos, please. Do you want another Diana on your hands?"
Bruno (2009)
"So my name's Bruno. I was born in Klagenfurt."
Bruno (2009)
"I'm 19 years old. And, of course, you'll know me as the host of Funkyzeit."
Bruno (2009)
"Okay. Well, I understand that you took a look at a side"
Bruno (2009)
"that I wanted you to think about from the Jerry Maguire show."
Bruno (2009)
"Okay, great."
Bruno (2009)
"-"Jerry enters." -No."
Bruno (2009)
"-"Dorothy seated." -Just start with the word "hello.""
Bruno (2009)
""Hello. Hello."
Bruno (2009)
""I'm looking for my wife!"
Bruno (2009)
""I couldn't hear your voice or laugh about it with you.""
Bruno (2009)
"-All right, let me stop... Wait. -No, wait, wait. I..."
Bruno (2009)
"Let me stop for 2 minutes. Let me stop you right there."
Bruno (2009)
"Nowhere in the script does it say"
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"he pauses for an inordinate period of time."
Bruno (2009)
"-Can you make that happen? -No."
Bruno (2009)
"-What? -I definitely cannot."
Bruno (2009)
"But he did get me a starring role in a top TV show as an extra."
Bruno (2009)
"All right, picture's next. Last looks, please."
Bruno (2009)
"Set."
Bruno (2009)
"it gives me no pleasure at all to speak to you this afternoon."
Bruno (2009)
"The defendant, as you know,"
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"So I was pained to learn that his debts"
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"compelled him to accept hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes."
Bruno (2009)
"-Cut! -Just do a little bit less."
Bruno (2009)
"-More or less? -Less."
Bruno (2009)
"Sure. Thank you."
Bruno (2009)
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,"
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"As you know, the defendant has served our municipality as city controller"
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"for more than 12 years,"
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"and I have known him personally for most of that time."
Bruno (2009)
"So I was very pained to learn that"
Bruno (2009)
"his personal debts compelled him to accept bribes."
Bruno (2009)
"-Cut! -Here, I'll take that."
Bruno (2009)
"has served this municipality as city controller for more than 12 years,"
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"and I have personally known him for most of that time."
Bruno (2009)
"That is why I was very pained to learn..."
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"This way."
Bruno (2009)
"You were actually my second choice."
Bruno (2009)
"I was going to go to the salon that maintains Salma Hayek's inner thighs,"
Bruno (2009)
"because she's got the Elle Style Awards."
Bruno (2009)
"And they said they're, like, really, really exhausted after they do her."
Bruno (2009)
"They're exhausted after they wax Salma Hayek?"
Bruno (2009)
"She must have a lot of hair."
Bruno (2009)
"-Okay. There we go. -There's not much."
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah, sure."
Bruno (2009)
"There you go. Now there's wax in there."
Bruno (2009)
"Telephone."
Bruno (2009)
"-Hello? -Hey, how you doing, man?"
Bruno (2009)
"Lloyd, hi. How are you?"
Bruno (2009)
"I just got off the phone with the network. They've agreed to do a screening."
Bruno (2009)
"Great! Das is all maximum Santzgaut!"
Bruno (2009)
"In 2 days. I got them to pay for a focus group for the show."
Bruno (2009)
"I did. I got you clean."
Bruno (2009)
"What?"
Bruno (2009)
"She's just washing my Arschwitz."
Bruno (2009)
"Is there any way we can get something together enough to put it on?"
Bruno (2009)
"-Okay, sure. -All right. I'm gonna call them right now."
Bruno (2009)
"No, lotion."
Bruno (2009)
"Could you take your finger out of my Arschenholer?"
Bruno (2009)
"Who's got the audio?"
Bruno (2009)
"I want to hear the audio back. I want you to hear..."
Bruno (2009)
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