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Clips from Bruno (2009)

"Austria. And what are your impressions of the American people?"
Bruno (2009)
"You're the best. You guys are the best."
Bruno (2009)
"No, no, no."
Bruno (2009)
"Well, honey, you need to get it together. Sugar, you're lost and confused."
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah, sure."
Bruno (2009)
"I was in the Middle East, like, solving the crisis there."
Bruno (2009)
"Africa is a continent, not a country, baby. Get it right."
Bruno (2009)
"No, fool."
Bruno (2009)
"One that was, like, limited edition, red. A U2 iPod. Heard of it?"
Bruno (2009)
"Gayby."
Bruno (2009)
"So what's the baby's name?"
Bruno (2009)
"Stand up, please."
Bruno (2009)
"I think you're using him as an accessory."
Bruno (2009)
"I think maybe because he's a black baby that might be your cue,"
Bruno (2009)
"I gotta be honest. He's a real dick magnet."
Bruno (2009)
"You brought some photographs that you took with the child because..."
Bruno (2009)
"We're going to put them up on this screen."
Bruno (2009)
"That's some mess."
Bruno (2009)
"If I'm having fun, I want little O.J. to come with me."
Bruno (2009)
"I want him to have fun with me."
Bruno (2009)
"without someone stopping you and taking that baby out of your possession."
Bruno (2009)
"All right, well, you know, there is a finale to this talk show."
Bruno (2009)
"This child is here illegally."
Bruno (2009)
"Get off me. That is my baby."
Bruno (2009)
"Give me my baby! Give him back!"
Bruno (2009)
"Give me my baby! O.J.!"
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah. I haven't had any carbs for 15 years,"
Bruno (2009)
"I'm so sorry. Gosh. What is he, about 2?"
Bruno (2009)
"Move that out of my... No, Lutz."
Bruno (2009)
"Hello? Engineering."
Bruno (2009)
"Hello, I apologise for the state of the room."
Bruno (2009)
"But can I assure you, the toilet is absolutely spotless."
Bruno (2009)
"Well, no, it's 2 guys handcuffed together on a bed."
Bruno (2009)
"Now, can you just look under that shelf..."
Bruno (2009)
"-No, don't even talk to me. -You're cute."
Bruno (2009)
"You're like a Latino Paul Giamatti."
Bruno (2009)
"Please, can you unlock us?"
Bruno (2009)
"Bruno."
Bruno (2009)
"I was about to give up on my dream of celebrity,"
Bruno (2009)
"They were all straight."
Bruno (2009)
"-Awesome. -Once I'm straight,"
Bruno (2009)
"can I still play the clarinet?"
Bruno (2009)
"and play the clarinet with everything inside of you."
Bruno (2009)
"If they get close to you, hit them and leave the situation."
Bruno (2009)
"Very hard to do."
Bruno (2009)
"-Amazing. -You know?"
Bruno (2009)
"It's kind of like terrorists."
Bruno (2009)
"So if someone approaches you in the street und is being very, very nice to you,"
Bruno (2009)
"Let's say the homosexual has got you on the ground."
Bruno (2009)
"How do you protect yourself from a dildo?"
Bruno (2009)
"So let's say I'm trying..."
Bruno (2009)
"Like that. You know?"
Bruno (2009)
"Yes."
Bruno (2009)
"One is just as easy as the other to defend against."
Bruno (2009)
"How do you defend yourself against the man with 2 dildos?"
Bruno (2009)
"-Homosexual attacking your bum. -Leg here."
Bruno (2009)
"And then come in and break his arm. Take it here, take him out."
Bruno (2009)
"-Let's go! Let's go! -Let's go! Let's go!"
Bruno (2009)
"Make this bed. Hurry up. Make the bed."
Bruno (2009)
"Make the bed!"
Bruno (2009)
"Could you hold the sheet over there?"
Bruno (2009)
"I'm not holding anything."
Bruno (2009)
"-Get down. Get down. -Was?"
Bruno (2009)
"Not yet."
Bruno (2009)
"Do it!"
Bruno (2009)
"Head and eyes straight forward. Stand still, candidate."
Bruno (2009)
"That is not part of the uniform, candidate. You need to take that off."
Bruno (2009)
"-Get down, candidate! Now! -Do it!"
Bruno (2009)
"-Front in the rest position. -Get down, you!"
Bruno (2009)
"What are you talking... What are you trying to say, candidate?"
Bruno (2009)
"Get out of my TAC Alley."
Bruno (2009)
"Are you ready to make that change?"
Bruno (2009)
"No, I'm not."
Bruno (2009)
"Absolutely."
Bruno (2009)
"-Hi. -Hello."
Bruno (2009)
"-You ever been hunting? -I've never killed an animal."
Bruno (2009)
"Didn't see anything."
Bruno (2009)
"We were just talking about vaginas."
Bruno (2009)
"About what?"
Bruno (2009)
"Vaginas. The woman's vagina."
Bruno (2009)
"Yes."
Bruno (2009)
"Really wonderful things."
Bruno (2009)
"No, we aren't, either."
Bruno (2009)
"I ain't any one of them. I'm Donny."
Bruno (2009)
"I've never been out of the city before."
Bruno (2009)
"You know, I'm 19 years old, I've got a perfect body."
Bruno (2009)
"that I'm torn in my Arschenholer."
Bruno (2009)
"Me, either, definitely."
Bruno (2009)
"You look decent in that."
Bruno (2009)
"that they complain so much."
Bruno (2009)
"We need many of the things"
Bruno (2009)
"They're often talking about one thing and then another and then another,"
Bruno (2009)
"That would be missionary or reverse cowgirl."
Bruno (2009)
"And then when you're facing me, that's called cowgirl."
Bruno (2009)
"And then when you're turned the opposite way, it's reverse cowgirl."
Bruno (2009)
"-Power driver. -Right."
Bruno (2009)
"You'd be bent over, like a dog does it."
Bruno (2009)
"Yeah. Great."
Bruno (2009)
"That was great."
Bruno (2009)
"You're doing a great job."
Bruno (2009)
"Thank you."
Bruno (2009)
"Look me in the eye. You can do this."
Bruno (2009)
"-Look her in the eye. -This is a fucking swingers party. Okay?"
Bruno (2009)
"If you don't want pussy, if you don't want fucking..."
Bruno (2009)
"telling me to look him in the fucking eye. Right?"
Bruno (2009)
"-We should reschedule. -Sit the fuck down."
Bruno (2009)
"-Don't... You fold them. -Fuck."
Bruno (2009)
"Come on, it will be fun."
Bruno (2009)
"Take it off! Now!"
Bruno (2009)
"Und then I'll be famous. You'll see. You'll see."
Bruno (2009)
"You guys ready to see a little ass kicking tonight?"
Bruno (2009)
"Give it up for Straight Dave!"
Bruno (2009)
"Are you ready for some man-slamming action?"
Bruno (2009)
"Who's ready for an old-fashioned heterofest?"
Bruno (2009)
"Are you 100% hetero like me?"
Bruno (2009)
"-Straight pride. -Straight pride."
Bruno (2009)
"Let me hear you say that."
Bruno (2009)
"It's great to have an evening with straight people."
Bruno (2009)
"It's great not to have any fags here."
Bruno (2009)
"You're a faggot!"
Bruno (2009)
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