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Clips from The Detour - The Dilemma (S02E02)

"I-I-I mean we're gonna stay here,"
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"and we're gonna figure this shit out."
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"Together."
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"All right? As a team."
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"Okay."
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"Okay?"
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"and that ain't a hell of a lot. So every theory is on the table."
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"You know, when J.R. was in the office,"
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"he was always arguing in Chinese."
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"- He was. - O-Or... Or in Spanish."
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"All I'm saying is that this is a pretty big universe."
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"And if every theory's on the table..."
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"_"
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"Look, no money in."
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"He is being challenged"
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"We got ourselves a "Brewster's Millions.""
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"Why the Chinese?"
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"Damn it!"
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"China!"
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"China!"
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"They're our new enemies!"
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"What'd you say?"
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"Can we play darts on the dart board?"
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"Darts?"
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"- Yeah. - Darts."
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"Yeah, me and my buddy Bruce like to play darts."
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"Bruce..."
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"How can you think about darts"
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"when that is happening?"
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"We just like to play darts."
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"W-Why are you so mad?"
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"Go ahead, man."
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"_ You don't get it, Mike, okay?"
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"I been... I've been with him for three months, okay?"
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"And... And the one thing he says, family is everything."
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"But I don't think it's that kind of family, all right? I know that world."
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"I've seen "Goodfellas" like a hundred times."
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"I didn't say Italian Mafia. I said a Mafia."
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"Could be Yakuza. He speaks Chinese!"
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"- That's China! - Guys, look at this."
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"The guy who registered our domain name,"
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"he lives 6 blocks away."
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"Ari Voo... Voo... Voo... V..."
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"Shelly, you're in H.R. How do you pronounce that name?"
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"Sh-Shel... What is that name?"
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"- Russians. - He's got to know something."
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"They always do."
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"- You're right. - We should go."
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"- I hate these guys. - We should go."
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"- Let's go. - Let's go!"
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"_"
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"Here it is. Here it is."
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"Ari Voo... Voo..."
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"Ari Voo... Voo... Voo... What is his name?"
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"We have answers! We want questions!"
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"- Who do you work for?! - Ari!"
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"What the hell is going on out here?"
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"- You Ari? - Yeah."
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"- You're Ari? - Yes."
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"- Okay, what are you? - I'm a web developer. Why?"
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"This guy's ISIS."
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"Yeah."
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"Hold on. Hold on, I'm getting a call."
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"This could be J.R. Hold on."
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"J.R. You're..."
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"Babe? Yeah..."
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"No, I got... I got... No. I got something to tell you."
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"I got..."
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"Wait, wait. What number is this?"
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"What do you mean a burner?"
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"This is for Bruce!"
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"No, he's my boss. That's not..."
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"Well, that doesn't make any sense."
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"Stop throwing garbage!"
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"Hey, guys, go easy, okay? Uh..."
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"I may have been wrong."
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"ISIS!"
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"- So, he's really... - Yeah."
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"I... I mean, it's diabolical."
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"Yeah. He's always done this kind of shit."
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"So, none of this was real?"
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"Ah..."
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"We should go. We're gonna miss our ride."
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"What? We're gonna take a tour bus home?"
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"Yeah, I'm sorry. Do you want to take the subway home,"
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"like a rat? People belong above ground."
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"Okay. Let's take a cab, then."
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"I don't have a job. We can't afford a cab."
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"That is gonna be way more expensive."
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"You did?"
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"What do you think, I'm an idiot?"
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"That's so smart."
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"Your husband has some good ideas."
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"So, where do you think your dad is now?"
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"He's probably on a flight to another country."
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"- Hola. - Hey."
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"My dad's not here right now."
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"- I know that. - How do you know?"
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"I track him on my phone."
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"- That's creepy. - For business purposes."
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"May I come in?"
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"My parents didn't say you were coming."
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"Do your parents tell you everything?"
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"No. They don't tell us anything."
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"Ah. They really should."
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"Mom said not to let anyone in."
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"She can parent us when she's here."
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"I'm in charge."
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"- A-Are you... - Our dad's boss? Yes."
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"No. Are... Are you really our..."
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"Our dad's boss? Yes, dummy!"
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"Fun fact, on your left was the Jefferson Market prison,"
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"the world's only art deco prison."
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"It was later converted into a prison for women."
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"You really want to go to jail?"
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"- But I might have to. - There's got to be another way."
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"There's not."
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"- For you. - Where'd you get that?"
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"Thought it would dull the pain."
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"It does."
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