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Clips from The Detour - The Dilemma (S02E02)

"J.R. Jack Randall, father of Robin Randall."
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"I paid for this crown with my hard-earned money."
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"unless I pay them something called a duty."
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"Why should I give 15% of what I paid"
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"Do I look like I'm ready?"
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"♪ Juggling or even some mime ♪"
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"Nobody else uses that word."
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"I'm s... I'm just... I'm so sorry, honey."
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"I broke my [bleep] hands!"
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"Sweetie, uh..."
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"Or blood pressure. I-I'm not sure."
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"I need your phone. I need your phone."
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"- Hey! Come on, hold up. - Get away from me."
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"We're not seeing our kids."
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"- That, too. - One time, I swear it was Wookie."
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"Family is important. And I know that."
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"- Yakuza. - Yeah."
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"Everything bad starts in Russia."
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"Here it is."
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"I'm Greek, you moron."
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"- But how did he... - I don't know."
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"I bought a season pass when I got here, okay?"
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"Besides, it goes right by our house."
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"Oh, I'm a lot more than that."
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"No, honey, I don't want to go to jail."
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"So, um..."
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"- What? - Just no. I..."
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"Do you think my husband's hot?"
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"Golf hot? That's..."
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"I can't. I'm sorry. I can't."
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"Number three on the USPIS most-wanted list. The Big Tuna."
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"He has broken more mail and custom laws than anyone alive."
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"Well, except for number one and two."
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"a bogus operation like this."
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"I still don't see how you didn't figure that out."
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"She told you. I'm an idiot."
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"Look, if you want J.R., just bring him in here."
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"Leave us out of it. He's got nothing to do with us."
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"Well, that's not true, is it, Robin?"
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"You know someone who's been working with him"
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"from the beginning, don't you?"
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"I-I know I missed your birthday, Gummy Bear,"
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"but Daddy had a little run-in with the law."
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"Here, this'll make it up to you."
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"This used to belong to a famous Austrian princess."
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"She's always be a princess to me."
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"Ah."
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"Why are we hiding these pretty diamonds?"
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"You tell me, Gummy Bear."
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"But the U.S. government says I can't bring it home"
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"Duty. What does that sound like?"
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"- Poo? - Use your grown-up words."
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"- Shit? - That's it."
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"It's shit."
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"to a bunch of guys who don't work half as hard as your daddy?"
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"- Does that seem right? - I guess not."
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"Exactly. It's just a great big pile of doody."
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"Hey, there, Gummy Bear."
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"- Why are you back? - You're in trouble."
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"They seem pretty thick. Are you sure you can break them?"
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"I can if I believe."
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"How the hell can the shit show be here and not Mom?"
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"This is a new low. Where the hell is she?"
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"I don't know. I texted her, but she didn't respond."
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"- Call her. - Oh, uh,"
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"I deleted the phone off my phone, for more games."
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"Delilah, are you ready?"
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"- Um... - I'm not!"
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"without my crown?!"
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"Why are you back? Why now?"
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"Are you sick? Are you dying?"
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"- They're watching you. - Who?"
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"Goddamn Postal Inspection Service,"
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"- that's who. - Oh, my..."
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"- They know where you live. - Oh, really?"
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"The post office has my address? Wow. Color me shocked, Jack."
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"I don't have time for this."
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"What time is it?"
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"What? It's..."
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"Wait. No."
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"Da... Wai... That's my phone!"
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"I told you. People. Listening."
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"Here. For a new one."
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"- Get one of the pre-paid jobs. - No. I don't want your money."
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"You keep acting like this, you're gonna wind up in jail."
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"I have been clean for 14 years, okay?"
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"Now, I have to go to my daughter's school"
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"and watch her stupid talent show."
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"because it's a good-parent thing."
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"You were never in a talent show."
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"Never had any talent."
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"Love you, Beth!"
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"Okay. Next up... Next up, we have Delilah,"
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"A.K.A. Princess Ninja Starfish of Weird."
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"Whoo!"
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"Where's your crown, Princess?"
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"Oy."
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"A-one, a-two, a-three, four."
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"♪ It's fun being weird, it's fine being weird ♪"
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"♪ It's fun being weird ♪"
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"♪ You should try it sometime ♪"
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"♪ It's fun being weird, you should try it sometime ♪"
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"♪ You know what's even weirder? I'll give you a refresher ♪"
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"♪ Something that helps reduce high blood pressure ♪"
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"- So weird. - Yeah."
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"It's farting."
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