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Clips from American Wedding (2003)

"why don't you go get those critters out of the car and we'll start on some cocktails?"
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"Ah, thank you. Right. I'll, uh, get the dogs."
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"There's one thing that'll make this wedding perfect."
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"No Stifler."
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"So, Finch, what are you gonna do with that fancy NYU diploma?"
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"I'll frame it. Then I'll write my memoirs."
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"Well, you should come to law school, man. You know I could use the company."
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"Kids, Michelle's parents are here. Come on. We're waiting."
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"Oh, crumbs on the shirt. That's bad. Okay. That's fine."
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"I'll change. I'll change."
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"Fuckers."
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"Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milk shake."
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"What's up?"
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"That's right."
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"Oh, cake, huh? Hope it's good."
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"Oh, gee. Thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, fucker."
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"Oh. Fuckin' right, doggy! That's good cake!"
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"Holy shit!"
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"Hey."
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"[Giggles]"
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"Congratulation, jism. [Laughs]"
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"Excuse me. Stifler."
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"Hey, Jim. Stifler."
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"- What are you doing here? - Happy fuck day, ass mouth."
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"Put the cake down. Check it out. I made it myself."
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"- That's very cute. - What happened to my invite? Got lost in the mail, fuckface?"
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"I don't want to discuss this. Quiet! Oh, quiet yourself."
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"I think I can spell... Seriously, man. Seriously..."
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"Jim, look what you did. Look what I did?"
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"Look at this shit. What am I supposed to do now?"
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"Are you happy now, man? Why are you here?"
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"My dick looks like a corn dog. I got cake all over my balls."
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"Oh, you're fucked now, Jim. [Cackles]"
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"[Growling, Barks]"
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"[Groans]"
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"This dog's great! Is it weird that it feels good?"
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"All right. [Dog Growling]"
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"What about the dining room? I know you'll just love him."
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"- Jesus, Stifler. - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"- [Jim] Stop enjoying it so much. - Lick it off!"
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo.!"
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"Son of a... You little shit."
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"- You gotta take your pants off, man. - [Gasping]"
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"[Gasping, Screaming]"
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"- Jim. - No, it's not what it looks like."
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"- What are you doing, son? Jim. - My dogs!"
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"- I-I-I was just trying to get him off, Dad. - That is your son?"
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"Back away from the animal."
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"Hey, great party. Uh, Mr. And Mrs. Flaherty, I presume."
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"[Stifler] Hey, where are you going?"
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"Well, uh, lunch is, uh, served."
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"I-I really hope that, uh... that-that we can just..."
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"that we can all just forget about this and-and-and move on..."
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"and start again... start again fresh."
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"Jim, if you hope to be the provider and protector for our firstborn daughter,"
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"you have a long way to go."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"They think you're an angel..."
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"and-and I'm... I'm just some ungrateful dog-rapist."
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"They just think they raised a proper, little band girl."
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"And-And besides, sometimes it's... it's nice to be a little more traditional."
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"How so? How-How do you mean traditional? I'm thinking about the wedding."
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"One day where-where everyone's eyes are on me for a change."
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"and, Isn't she elegant?"
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"Shit, I've got a frosted ass crack. Hey, Finch,"
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"you want this for here or to go?"
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"A witty saying proves nothing. Voltaire."
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"Suck my dick. Ron Jeremy."
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"[Skipped item nr. 238]"
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"Oh, boys. Anybody seen the bride's parents?"
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"No? Hmm."
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"Wait a second."
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"Wait a second. Come on, Stifler."
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"This isn't a graduation party. Time to go."
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"Wait. Hold on. Jim's getting married, isn't he?"
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"Holy fuckin' shit! This is major!"
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"Do you have the slightest idea of how important this is? We get to have a bachelor party."
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"Yes! We celebrate the death ofJim with a party in his honor."
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"Titties, ta-tas, casabas, bazoongas all up in our friggin' faces!"
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"Buck up, fellas. Show some enthusiasm."
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"It's gonna be fuckin' great. Oh, my God!"
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"[Door Closes] Finch, he-he does make a good point."
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"Yeah, he does."
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"You never heard me say that."
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"I do not deserve a girl this cool."
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"Michelle said the wedding was doable, right?"
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"A wedding. A wedding, yeah."
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"You know, I promised her her wedding... you know, the wedding of her dreams."
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"Okay. What's the problem?"
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"She's gonna wanna dance Fred Astaire kind of shit."
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"I can't do that. I can't... She learned all that from band camp."
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"Okay, so you take lessons, you know, right away."
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"Lessons. Okay. I have to convince her parents that I'm not a shithead."
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"Challenging. Indeed, challenging."
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"What else? I don't know what else."
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"That's the thing. She cares too much to tell me."
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"She doesn't want me to worry that she might be worried."
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"So I'm worried."
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"Recon."
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"You mean, like-like spying on, uh... like spying on Michelle?"
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"Spying is deceitful."
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"This is... This is true. This is good. Guys, here's to the next step."
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"Would you please shut up with that stepping? Put your glass down."
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"[Light Rock]"
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"Were right to bide your time"
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"Well, the good things are never free"
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"Do the colors of the rainbow"
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"Look the same to everyone"
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"We'll find a wonderful place somewhere. I promise. We'll keep looking."
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"Is everything okay in here? The study can get a little chilly."
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"Do you have enough blankets? We're fine. Thank you."
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"I-I was kind of hoping that, uh..."
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"that someday soon we could have a little talk."
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"I'd really like to tell you why I think I'll make a good husband."
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"Whenever you get a chance."
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"- Oh, why is that? Come on. - [Dog Grunts]"
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"See, I was saying that soon... we could talk."
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"This... This right now is-is sort of the preliminary talk..."
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"before the future... longer talk,"
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"which would be like a... a quiet, uh, private dinner talk."
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