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Clips from American Wedding (2003)

"You don't have to be embarrassed if you want to add more spiciness to our relationship."
American Wedding (2003)
"[Jim's Dad] Bye-bye. [Phone Beeps Off]"
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"Who was that?"
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"Uh, that was my dad."
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"You know how he is. But everything is, uh... everything is okay now."
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"I think I know what you're gonna ask me."
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"Michelle. Oh, my God."
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"could not be more thrilled for you, Jim."
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"I mean, your cheeks, they're flush. I wish your mother could be here."
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"Your pants. I got the pants!"
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"I got the pants! Please!"
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"Now,"
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"I'm a road that drives away"
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"I'm a streetlight shining"
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"unifying, eternal,"
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"You know, when is the right time? Is there a right time?"
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"Come on! You cannot run You cannot hide it"
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"Not, uh... Not so bad, huh? All right."
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"The good news for you... What's that?"
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"- Motion seconded. - Motion carried."
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"[Scoffs]"
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"Hi. How are you? Congratulations."
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"Jesus! Damn it, Stifler."
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"[Jim's Mom] Jim, honey. Shit."
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"[Thuds] Stifler, get up."
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"[Laughs]"
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"- Don't go in there. Lord knows what they'll do to you. - I love this dog!"
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"Well, it's just this one day."
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"I've just never walked into a room and..."
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"and had everyone go, Ooh, and, Ahh,"
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"That is exactly how our wedding is going to be."
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"I promise."
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"Chicks and boobs. Tits and ass."
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"You know, there's that whole tradition: the first dance at the reception."
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"But doable. What else?"
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"Extra attention means you're concerned."
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"And you"
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"And not buy into my misery"
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"Good talking to you."
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"No. No, these aren't gonna work."
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"Wow."
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"Hey, Finch, I think they got your size."
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"I already called upJim's mom, got the info."
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"I'm working, dude. Well, dude..."
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"- You're not invited! - Hold!"
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"I've been looking out for your sex life since high school. You what?"
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"The first girl he ever hooked up with..."
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"What? I can dance."
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"[Skipped item nr. 362]"
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"[Exhales Deeply] Fuck this shit. It's not worth it."
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"Michelle wants a dress that she can't get."
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"The dress she wants is Amsale. They have a store in Chicago."
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"Now, if we leave right now,"
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"Dude... Hey, I got shotgun."
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"just relax, take it slow..."
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"[Smack]"
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"Oh, hey. Gettin' a little frisky. [Smack]"
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"What's happening here?"
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"- Not so much. - All right. Let's, uh..."
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"Hi. Where's the girl? [Gasps]"
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"- Come on. Is that all you got? - [Gasps]"
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"I... How did you get up the nerve to check out a gay bar?"
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"- You guys know Leslie Summers? - Uh, we're trying to find her."
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"No. Y-You know Leslie... He knows Leslie S... Okay, look."
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"I'm sure Leslie always helps associates of assholes."
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"Give us a drink."
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"They all say she's crazy"
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"She's a maniac, maniac"
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"And she's dancing like she's never danced before"
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"Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth"
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"She's got it"
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"Yeah, baby, she's got it"
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"I tell you somebody's fooling around"
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"Ohhh-oh"
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"If I should find a helping hand"
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"Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you."
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"They are expecting your call. Go ahead. This is so cool. Oh."
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"Well, that worked out."
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"Nice to meet you. You're reading Descartes."
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"Cogito ergo sum. I think, therefore I am."
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"Hungry."
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"He didn't want to do it. He said he didn't want to ruin what we had..."
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"might be a little bit different than mine."
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"Mich, you're in love. Shh."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey, I hate to be nosy and impolite, but, um,"
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"I don't know. I mean, you look so nice, I feel underdressed."
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"Oh, looks like you found Samantha's Sweets."
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"- What do you call those again, sir? - Double Lisianthus."
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"See if I forgot anything. I don't think... Oh. Oh, oh."
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"Look, maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think... I think..."
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"Follow my lead."
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"[Skipped item nr. 710]"
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"- [Chuckles] - Cadence."
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"Being smart is so hard. [Chuckles]"
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"Hey, I'm gonna give you a quote to live by."
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"What about her parents? I think her mom kind of likes me."
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"This shit is crazy."
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"I'm... If-lf-lf you weren't married."
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"It's-It's deeper than that."
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"We're sick of all your crying Will you ever shut up"
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"Whoops. [Giggles]"
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"- [Gasps] - You naughty girl."
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"[Giggles]"
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"You know. Yeah. Thing? Mm-hmm."
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"Baby Drivin'you crazy"
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"And make you move Uh-huh"
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"Because I'm freakin'you, baby Drivin'you crazy"
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"I'm freakin'you baby Drivin'..."
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"Thank you, but you... you're the cute one."
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"It puts the dress in the drawer and it does as it's told."
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"You didn't get to cleaning, little bitch fucker? Huh? Ow!"
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"I'm freakin'you, baby"
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"That you ever met was me"
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"He's... He's a... He's a maniac. And you're a maniac, you know that?"
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"Jesus!"
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"That's-That's right. At Tall Oaks."
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"Hey. Jim, I cannot believe you."
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"But I will have some of that wine, sir."
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"Yes. Evidently. What else would you be here for?"
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