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Clips from American Wedding (2003)

"[Yipping] Let him finish."
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"[Dog Panting]"
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"[Yipping] I'm talking to you."
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"- [Mrs. Flaherty] Shh. - Okay."
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"You guys in a sporting goods store. Very good."
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"Aw, beautiful."
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"Jim needs to learn to dance for his wedding."
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"You know, I think he's screwed."
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"Of course he's screwed. He's getting married."
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"I can't wait to see this disaster."
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"What makes you think you're invited?"
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"[Slurping]"
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"I'm preparing for the festivities."
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"It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker."
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"'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out."
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"Ooh, yep, that's what I'm talking about. [Laughs]"
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"[Jim] All right, Stifler. Um,"
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"Look, you're... you're okay."
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"You're okay. I-I-I mean, uh... I mean, I like you."
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"Yeah, great. You can blow me after practice."
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"- [Yelling] - Come on. Work it! Hustle!"
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"See, my mom didn't know that there was a misunderstanding. Push it! Move it!"
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"Dude, how the hell do you even think you're getting married?"
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"Ohhhh! Ohh!"
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"[Laughs]"
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"The first tits this guy ever saw..."
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"were because of me."
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"was at my party at my cottage."
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"The Stif-man showed him the way."
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"- Can I get a Hallelujah? - Hallelujah, Stifler!"
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"But, my fuckers,"
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"this mofo right here does not want the Stif-meister,"
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"the grand, fucking facilitator to attend the wedding."
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"Who sucks donkey dick? Jim sucks donkey dick!"
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"Jim sucks donkey dick! The answer's no. Okay? I'm sorry."
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"The answer's no. I can dance."
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"Jim sucks donkey dick! Jim sucks donkey dick!"
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"[Stifler] Five, six, seven, eight."
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"Okay. Now-Now what exactly is this here?"
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"Left box turn. Left box turn."
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"Hi. Stop looking into my eyes. Sorry. Sorry."
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"How do you... How do you know how to do this?"
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"My mom made me take it for three fucking years. Yeah?"
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"Yeah, I hated it. No, you're really good."
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"Uh, you should take ballet or something."
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"Fuckface! What part of This sucks my ass do you not under-fuckin'-stand?"
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"This is exactly what I'm talking about, Steven. You can't behave like this."
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"I-I-lf you want to come to the wedding, I'm sorry, you cannot act like this."
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"Are you saying I'm impolite or something?"
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"Impolite would be an improvement. Look,"
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"just... just try not to be, uh, you know, uh,"
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"you."
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"Hey, wait, Stifler. Stifler, hold on."
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"Wait. Okay. Wh-What if, uh... What if you, uh, plan the bachelor party?"
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"With a dildo show? Sure."
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"Look. Just... If you can find the time, uh, to fit it in,"
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"go ahead, surprise me."
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"Sorry, chief. That only gets you halfway there."
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"Why? Why ha... What do you mean?"
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"I need assurances that I'm gonna get some quality action at this wedding."
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"I'm sor... I can't... I can't make that promise."
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"Well, let me put it to you this way, Jimbo."
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"No pussy, no dancing. Okay?"
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"No pussy, no dancing. How's that for polite? [Raspberries]"
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"[Cackles]"
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"Jim, your suspicions are confirmed."
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"we can get there by the time they close... a three-hour drive."
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"A three-hour drive? Kick fuckin'ass."
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"Are we going to Chicago to see titties?"
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"We are talking about getting Michelle a dress in Chicago."
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"Now, please, vanish."
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"Hey, Finch, what's the capital ofThailand?"
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"Bangkok! [Yelps]"
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"[Groaning]"
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"[Stifler] Let's get this dress shit over with."
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"The strip bar has got free hot wings before 7:00."
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"Now, Jim, let me handle this."
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"These are my people. They're gay?"
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"No, you bleeding imbecile. They have style. They're cultured."
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"- They're sophisticated. - So they're gay."
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"So, mademoiselle, I'm sure that you can appreciate..."
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"that monsieur here is stuck right between Scylla and Charybdis."
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"[Chuckles] Yes, I'm afraid he's no Ulysses."
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"- Okay, what's happening here? - You need to speak to my dressmaker."
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"That's who would actually make the dress. And I'm afraid Leslie has gone for the day."
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"Everybody here in the small town"
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"Looks used and abused today"
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"All right. She-She said she'd probably be at one of these bars here on Halstead."
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"I say we split up and ask around for a Leslie Summers."
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"Right."
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"[Dance] Read my lips"
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"Read my lips"
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"Hey there, you sweet manly thing. [Chuckles]"
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"You know, I really love your shirt. Do I know you?"
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"I'm Jennifer. Well, Jennifer,"
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"and let the good times roll."
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"'Cause Daddy's a regular here. Do you want to get a drink?"
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"You're goddamn right I do. Whoo-hoo!"
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"Whoo. Two cold ones."
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"Hey, you know, my friend would really dig your vibe. Will you wait here?"
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"Sure thing, babe. Good."
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"All right."
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"How you feeling, sexy? Pretty good."
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"Whoa. You have a deep voice."
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"That's not all. [Laughs]"
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"Oh, right."
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"You look really cute tonight. Thanks."
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"I guess. What the..."
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"[Smack] Oh. Game over."
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"Hey. Any luck?"
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"Free"
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"This is Bear."
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"Hey. Wow. You are a bear."
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"- [Roars] - [Roars]"
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"- Yeah. - [Barks]"
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"How much you bench?"
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"- How much you weigh? - Why?"
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"You wanna try and pick me up?"
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"[Chuckles] Yeah, I think I could."
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"Yeah, I bet you could. You are big."
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