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Clips from American Wedding (2003)

"I don't know. They said to hide."
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"- Oh! - What?"
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"Well, is it? No."
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"The cleaning lady did."
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"Hello. How do you do?"
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"Jim, you have unique friends."
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"Who did this to you? I'm sure he's okay. Are you okay?"
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"[Screaming] [Harold] You can't do that.!"
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"I just wanted to makeJim look good for you guys."
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"- Every word of it. - That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard."
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"And it was an awful idea. But I suppose it's the thought that counts."
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"Yes."
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"Uh, nope."
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"- Beautiful lady. - Sure."
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"[Skipped item nr. 1117]"
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"Hilarious, huh? Yeah. [Laughs]"
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"That kind of thing's so lethargic to me."
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"Y'all got the feeling Sing if you're with me"
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"Ooh! Make that two."
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"I can't eat sugar. I know, because you're diabetic."
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"now is the time. Okay. Okay!"
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"Proud grandmother coming through."
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"Grooming."
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"Maybejust a little finga Sticky, sticky"
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"She got the power of the hoochie"
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"You're right. No, no, no. Okay. Shouldn't have brought it up. Maybe..."
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"I-I didn't... No, you know, you're right. Fuck 'em."
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"- Hey, Harold and Mary. - Oh, hi, kids. - Hi."
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"- Are you okay? - [Whimpers]"
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"Yeah."
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"I don't know. I hope he likes me."
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"apparently you missed when Cadence kissed me."
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"Slight tongue action too."
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"[Squishing]"
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"[Shudders, Groans]"
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"Thanks, assholes."
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"[Skipped item nr. 1267]"
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"Um, no."
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"I'm keeping it safe in my room, you silly Sally."
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"Yeah, it's creamy. Easy to go down, right?"
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"Get me another one, darling. Come on."
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"[Grumbles]"
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"[Jazz] [Jim's Dad] But, uh, Grandma's okay."
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"Look. Don't... Don't worry. I will... I'll come up with something."
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"The coming together of two families from different backgrounds."
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"[All] Cheers."
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"[Slams Bottle Down] Fuck you, Finch."
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"Well, you know what? I'm a-gonna get laid, Finch-fucker."
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"it is my distinct pleasure to introduce you..."
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"Yeah. Um, uh, you need to come into the kitchen right now."
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"There is no way to remake all these in time, is there?"
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"Michelle, I am so sorry."
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"Fine. Adios."
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"I wish that I could follow through"
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"I wish I could follow you"
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"- Damn it.! - [Tires Squeal]"
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"Everybody says the same thing to you Fuck!"
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"It's just a matter how you solve them"
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"'Cause I don't know if it's for sure"
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"Suddenly, suddenly"
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"jam 'em all together and cart that crap down to the wedding."
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"Did you see the stylish kids in the riot"
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"[Continues] You guys keep working this hard, we'll be able to beat the Wildcats."
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"Coach, this is kinda gay."
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"Yeah, it is."
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"[Mumbles] I like you."
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"She wasn't into the heavy intellectual stuff."
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"No, no, somehow I think she's probably better off with you."
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"Thanks, shit-brick."
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"I'll meet you at the closet. The closet."
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"What's, uh... What's the problem?"
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"You know, your body is going through, uh, changes."
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"Even you, Stifler."
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"Okay, first, nothing is impossible."
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"So, let's not focus on that."
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"Boning."
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"And I thinkJim has sacrificed for you."
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"My God, he shaved his entire pubic region,"
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"Oh, there you are."
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"You what? Don't worry."
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"We put her someplace no one will find her. [Clicks Tongue]"
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"Feeling tired"
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"Do you know how long she's been waiting for a day like this?"
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"I couldn't be happier. Thank you."
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"Asleep at dawn"
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"Stifler?"
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"You're a motherfucker."
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"Yes, I am. Oh, you son of a bitch."
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"I love you."
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"Jim,"
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"Love isn't just a feeling."
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"Hark, now hear the sailors cry"
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"Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic"
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"Thank you. See?"
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"And I'm over you."
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"Just like way back in the days of old [Mouthing Words]"
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"It's too late to start now"
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"She said you're like a disease without any cure"
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"She said I'm so obsessed that I've become a bore"
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"Oh, no"
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"Laid"
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"Caught your hand inside the till Slammed your fingers in the door"
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"Fought with kitchen knives and skewers"
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"Laid"
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"I'm bouncing off the walls again Whoa"
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"And every penny from my last paycheck"
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"I've blown it on you"
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"So go ahead and take a picture"
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"And hang it up so you can tear me down"
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"And I've got nothing left to lose"
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"Threw away my reputation"
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"I'm looking like a fool again Whoa"
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"[Light Rock]"
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"The neighbors complain about the noises above"
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"But she only comes when she's on top"
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"Well, Michelle, we did it. Happy graduation."
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"You know, living at my parents' house,"
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"th-that's, um... that's a temporary thing."
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"Uh, we've been going out for, what, three years."
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