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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Kids, a super tanker"
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"spilled five million gallons of oil"
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"off the coast of Alaska this morning!"
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"Mr. Hewitt,"
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"I came here to apologize."
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"I'm going to go grab some more glue."
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"Will you watch them for a sec?"
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"Of course."
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"Leaving Nicholson Hewitt, and West was a huge mistake,"
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"So..."
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"who wants to see the big guy"
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"put on these tiny hats?"
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"My behavior was disrespectful."
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"It was unprofessional."
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"I'm a pilgrim."
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"I know it looks like I have a tiny hat,"
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"but in reality, I have an abnormally large head!"
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"I was going through a stressful time."
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"I wasn't getting enough sleep."
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"Fourscore and seven years ago,"
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"I had a great, big giant head!"
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"I had just bought an apartment,"
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"and there were some problems."
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"I-I don't want to bore you with the details."
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"I only regret that I have but one giant head"
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"to give for my country."
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"Sir, if you could just see your way into giving me"
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"- one more chance, I promise... -Marshall."
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"I'm willing to give this a second chance."
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"I remember my first years as an attorney."
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"Why, I don't know how many hours I spent."
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"I don't think I ever left..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I have lice."
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"Those little bastardsgave me lice."
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"God, it itches."
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"Don't scratch it."
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"You'll look like a fool."
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"You'll never get your job back."
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"Okay, you can scratch, but just make it subtle."
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"Okay, that's not working."
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"Oh, sweet, sharp cornerof the desk,"
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"how I long to rub my infested scalp against you."
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"I was, um... just, uh..."
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"You okay, Eriksen?"
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"Oh! Oh, yes, I'm good."
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"I am good."
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"Continue."
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"Mind over matter."
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"There are no lice in my hair..."
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"laying eggs,"
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"burrowing into my scalp,"
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"eating their way all the way down to my brain!"
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"I have lice!"
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""Lice"?! Lice! Get out!"
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"Get out of my office!"
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"We've got lice!"
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"Everybody out of the building."
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"If it weren't for the lice,"
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"I would have gotten my job back,"
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"and I would have been working there when,"
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"two weeks later, the Securitiesand Exchange Commission"
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"came a-knocking."
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"God sent those lice to my head"
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"like he sent the locusts to Egypt:"
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"to liberate me from corporate bondage."
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"Miracle."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Oh, I'm just so glad"
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"- you and Ted are back together. -Yeah."
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"Wait, um, what do you mean "back together"?"
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"Well, you know, since you guys broke up."
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"What? Oh, no."
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"It was just a small fight."
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"That wasn't a breakup."
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"Was that a breakup? Did he think that was a breakup?"
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"What?"
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"That was a breakup. Wasn't it?"
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"You broke up with me."
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"Yeah."
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"I didn't know that that was a breakup."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"I-I said, "I feel awful.""
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"You said, "We're good.""
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"Then you got up and left."
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"Yeah, I said, "We're good,""
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"as in "We're good.""
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"Like when the waiter comes around and asks"
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"if you want any more muffins, and you say, "We're good.""
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"Exactly, and I took that "We're good" to mean"
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"you didn't want any more"
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"metaphorical relationship muffins."
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"This is crazy."
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"Forget about all that."
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"That was a whole life-changing car accident ago."
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"I love you."
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"I don't want to break up."
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"But you did."
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"You did want to."
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"And if you had those feelings once,"
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"then you're going to have those feelings again,"
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"and you're going to keep on having them."
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"And I can't count on that car to hit you every time you do."
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"What are you saying?"
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"I'm saying..."
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"you wanted your breakup,"
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"you got it."
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"What?! Stella, wait!"
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"No, you know what, Ted?"
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"We're good."
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"So you broke up with her and she didn't know it."
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"Apparently."
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"And you actually said, "I want to break up"?"
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"No, of course not."
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"Who says "I want to break up"?"
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"That's a horrible thing to say."
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"Well, that's true."
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"Hello?"
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"We have you listed as the emergency contact for Barney Stinson."
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