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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"What is it?"
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"What it was was this."
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"I made it. I made it!"
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"Dude, I..."
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"I can't believe you ran all the way up here."
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"Jeez. Flatter yourself much?"
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"What an ego on this guy."
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"Um, I was up in this part of town"
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"because I had to attend"
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"a very important international business meeting."
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"If you're here to come crawling back, just save it."
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"I'm doing awesome without you."
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"Even better now,'cause I can play"
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"the sympathy card with the females."
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"And BTW,"
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"there's one bone downstairs that ain't broken."
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"Marshall,"
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"you know what I'm talking about."
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"Up top!"
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"Are you sure?"
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"Yeah, dude. Why do you think I had them set it this way?"
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"Okay."
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"Worth it."
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"Barney, you, uh..."
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"You could've died."
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"Ted, I'm sorry I broke the bro code."
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"Ted, can we be friends again?"
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"Barney, come on, we're... we're more than friends."
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"We're brothers."
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"You're my brother, Ted."
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"You're my brother, Barney."
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"Did you hear that, Marshall?"
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"We're brothers now."
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"Marshall's my brother, too."
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"We're all brothers."
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"Yeah, but I'm your best brother, right?"
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"And that's how your Uncle Barney"
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"and I buried the hatchet."
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"It got pretty mushy and embarrassing after that."
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"Let's skip ahead."
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"I had to look away because if I watched"
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"what the paramedics were about to do,"
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"I would have passed out."
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"Then they took out this"
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"electric blade thing and I kept thinking,"
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""This isn't happening. This isn't happening.""
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"Oh, my God. What did they cut?"
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"My suit."
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"My beautiful suit."
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"This is amazing!"
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"Two miracles in one day."
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"What is the matter with you?"
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"How can you possibly be this cynical?!"
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"- You really want to know? -Yeah!"
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"Fine."
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"When I was a kid,"
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"I had this dog, Sir Scratchawan."
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"Anyway, Sir Scratchawan got really old,"
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"so my parents decided to put him down."
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"It was the toughest day of my young life."
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"Good-bye, Sir Scratchawan."
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"I love you."
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"And when they took him to the vet,"
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"he told them that earlier that very day,"
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"he had learned about an experimental procedure"
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"called a canine/testudine cerebro-xenograft."
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"Ever heard of it?"
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"No."
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"Well, it saved Sir Scratchawan's life."
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"- Miracle. -Except for one..."
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"kind of big side effect from the surgery."
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"Sir Scratchawan!"
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"Welcome home!"
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"He turned into a turtle."
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"Apparently, a very common complication"
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"from canine/testudine cerebro-xenografts."
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"And he didn't seem to remember any of his old tricks."
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"Go get it, Scratchy."
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"Go get it!"
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"Go get it! Get it!"
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"Go get it, Scratchy."
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"Go get it."
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"How long was it before...?"
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"Longer than I'm proud of, Lily."
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"Longer than I'm proud of."
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"And that's when I realized"
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"miracles ain't real."
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"Excuse me."
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"Mosby, you're still here?"
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"Your tests came back, like, an hour ago. You're fine."
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"Are you kidding me? Why didn't you tell me?!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I guess it was rude of me to keep resuscitating that guy"
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"with a rake sticking out of his chest."
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"Um, I have to go right now. Barney, I..."
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"Run, Ted. Run."
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"If there's anything I've taught you over the years, it's..."
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"Barney, he left."
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"his life flashed before his eyes."
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"You know, all the stuff he loves."
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"- Did that happen to you? -Oh, yeah."
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"And money."
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"- Suits. -A suit of money."
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"A suit of boobs."
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"A giant boob wearing a suit of money."
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"And the boob is lactating scotch."
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"I guess that's pretty much everything you love, right?"
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"Yeah, pretty much."
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"i>Kids, a lotof weird, random things"
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"have happened in my life,"
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"but that car accident is one of the few"
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"I'd call a miracle, not because of what happened,"
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"but because of what happened next."
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"Okay."
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"I got you this orange kangaroo."
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"So I've been thinking about what changed"
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"from the moment I broke up with you"
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"to the moment I knew I wanted you back."
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"And, um, I think I finally figured out what happened."
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"Your cab got T-boned by a jackass on a cell phone?"
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