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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"I know it sounds crazy"
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"before all I know my life would be very different if I've taken, say"
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"everything in his month is I am a vegen, fish feel pain."
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"I am never constipate.That guy is an idiot"
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"As soon as she started talking about the wedding,"
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"Oh. Oh. Oh."
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"Ow!"
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"but Stella's a mom."
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"can't believe this you are totally fine."
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"Oh, of course"
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"So, what made you change your mind about Stella?"
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"Stella, before you say anything..."
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"and I can see that now."
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"Hi, Ted Mosby?"
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"No, I'm-I'm sorry."
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"But you're alive, and, and Ted's alive."
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"- You want to know? -Yeah."
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"He lived another seven years."
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"I know. It's weird, right?"
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"Go."
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"Hey, Ted said that right before the accident,"
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"- I know what he saw: boobs. -Scotch."
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"Can I talk to you?"
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"Uh... thanks."
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"Kids this is the story of the cab ride that changed my life"
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"that cab, or that cab"
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"God knows what will happen if I got into that cab"
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"I took this cab"
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"and it changed my whole life"
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"But first we need to back up a little"
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"hey any beer in the fridge?"
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"It's 10 in the morning"
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"grab me one"
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"so something bad just happened"
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"stella and I were out having breakfast"
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"so my sister broke up with her boyfriend"
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"I can finally say it"
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"I hated that guy."
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"Actually she is marrying him"
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"I just wanna know your honest opinion"
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"He is actually a real nice guy I think there is a wisdom to catch"
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"Anyway, they picked a date, so, uh,"
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"you want to come with me,"
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"so that we can laugh our asses off"
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"as we watch him walk barefoot down the aisle"
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"in a hemp tuxedo?"
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"Yeah, sure. When is it?"
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"Uh, first weekend in November."
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"Is that"
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"the something bad?"
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"That she invited you to a wedding?"
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"Six months from now."
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"As in we'll be together six months from now."
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"Do you guys remember"
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"Barney's whole thing about making plans in a relationship?"
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"Fourth row."
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"Ted, no."
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"You're violating the date-time continuum."
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"You never make plans with a girl further in the future"
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"than the amount of time you've been going out."
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"You've been dating this girl for, what, two weeks?"
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"No, you're not taking her to a Springsteen concert in January."
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"By that time you won't even remember this Robin girl's name."
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"Ugh, man, I love Springsteen!"
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"He's like the American Bryan Adams."
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"But Barney had a point."
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"it freaked me out."
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"Oh, that sounds like so much fun."
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"So I get to look forward to it"
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"for six months."
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"Which is twice as long as we've been dating."
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"Uh-oh."
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"I'm sure your daughter Lucy'll come"
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"so it'll be like a... a family trip."
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"Our first trip as our funny little family."
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"So that... that'll be super-exciting."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Man, they crank up the heat in these places."
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"What's going on, Ted?"
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"We need to talk."
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""We need to talk"?"
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"There's only two situations where you say that to someone"
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"and unless you're pregnant,"
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"it sounds like you broke up with her."
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"Yeah, I did."
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"So how did she take it?"
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"I'm only trying to be honest with you."
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"You know, Ted. I have to go to work."
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"Stella, can we just..."
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"I don't want to leave it like this."
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"No, Ted, it's okay."
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"We're good."
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"Look, I know it sounds rough,"
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"I have to be responsible."
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"If I'm having these feelings now,"
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"what if they don't go away?"
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"What if they just get worse and worse?"
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"and six months from now, I break up with her"
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"over tofu salmon at her sister's wedding?"
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"I can't do that to her."
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"And I definitely can't do that to her daughter."
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"It sucks, but I'm being the good guy here."
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"This is the right decision."
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"Which brings me back to the cab ride."
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"Hello, may I speak with Marshall Eriksen?"
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"Hey, guys."
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"Jell-O?"
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"No, I'm not fine."
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"I made the biggest mistake of my life."
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"I want Stella back."
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"I've left her like ten messages, but her phone's off."
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"She's at that arcade Kiddie Funland with her daughter."
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"Please."
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"Let me go to Kiddie Funland."
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"You can say that all you want, buddy,"
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"but you're not getting any morphine."
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"No, I'm serious. I got to get out of here."
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"You're not going anywhere until we get the tests back."
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"You could have internal bleeding."
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"Your brain could be all full of blood."
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