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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Managers' Conference (S04E04)

"They put you up in a hotel, which I hate,"
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"You never get a chance to have that nice, lived-in feel."
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"- Thank you. - Oh, great."
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"And it works out perfect because, you know,"
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"you two are a hot item now,"
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"and they only give you one hotel room per store."
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"So, you and Dina would have had to share a room?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"We managed to make it work last year."
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"I just read a book in the bathtub"
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"while she made love to the bellhop."
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"I can't wait to get in to our room"
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"and take a long, hot bath."
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"Ooh, maybe."
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"Although, I really would rather just take it by myself,"
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"Oh, yeah... no."
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"I already took a shower this morning anyway."
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"Oh, check under Glenn Sturgis."
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"He gave us his tickets."
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"Uh, where does it say that?"
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"Right here on the ticket."
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"Oh, look at that."
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"Not even in fine print, just right there"
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"in big, bold letters."
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"Guys? Hey, guys."
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"Corporate is asking us to run everybody through E-Verify,"
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"and there's a bit of a problem."
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"- What? - What's E-Verify?"
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"It's a registry for sex offenders."
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"No, it's for undocumented immigrants."
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"Why not sex offenders?"
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"but it is illegal to hire an undocumented immigrant."
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"Well, I've heard that E-Verify is full of bugs."
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"Just lots and lots of bugs."
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"They're not bugs, Cheyenne. They're human beings."
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"But we do need to talk."
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"You probably meant Sayid."
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"Sayid, Glenn wants to talk to you."
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"Good."
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"That's what I said. Yeah."
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"We're all saying the same thing."
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"Sayid, I think you're getting deported."
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"But I'm not undocumented."
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"He's a refugee. You have to enter his info"
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"on a different page."
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"A refugee? Oh, I had no idea."
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"So, what crime did you commit?"
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"Then why are you on the run?"
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"I'm a refugee, not a fugitive."
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"I was fleeing the civil war in Syria."
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"Whoa, what was Syria like?"
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"Not good. Seriously, not good."
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"Yeah, there's all sorts of, like, rampant destruction"
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"and beheadings and locusts, right?"
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"Yes, though the locusts had nothing to do with the war."
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"Hey, what are your thoughts on the movie, "Syriana"?"
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"I thought George Clooney was pretty okay,"
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"and Matt Damon was just okay."
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"Did you own slaves?"
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"Cheyenne, why would you ask that?"
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"He said he was part of a civil war."
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"Our Civil War was about slavery."
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"Actually, the Civil War was not about slavery."
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"The point is, Sayid, you're home now."
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"And on behalf of everyone in America, we welcome you."
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"Come on, clap harder. He's been through stuff."
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"Well, at least you got away from the baby for a few hours."
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"I mean, nothing against your baby... he's great."
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"Uh-oh, who let these dogs out?"
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"- Hey, Jeff. - Jeff."
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"Hi, guys."
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"Are you here for the conference?"
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"That's awesome."
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"Well, we were supposed to be,"
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"but apparently it's just for managers."
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"Um... let me take care of that for ya."
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"Hey, Denise, these are friends of mine,"
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"I don't know who you are."
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"We've met, like, a million times."
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"Okay, I'm just gonna say what everyone's thinking."
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"How do we know he's not, you know, ISIS?"
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"Are you... you haven't heard of ISIS?"
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"Are you even on Instagram?"
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"Relax, they vet these guys for years."
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"I mean, truthfully, out of everyone in this store,"
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"Sayid is the one person I'm sure isn't a terrorist."
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"You think I could be a terrorist?"
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"Yeah, I definitely think you could be a terrorist."
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"Where's Sayid?"
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"I told him to shovel out front."
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"What?"
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"Hasn't he been through enough?"
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"I mean, the last thing he needs is to be thrown out in the cold"
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"like... like he's some nothing."
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"Mateo, go take over for Sayid."
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"Me? Wha..."
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"You know what? I can't."
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"- I am on holiday wrapping duty. - No problem."
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"Garrett, could you take over for Mateo, please?"
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"Or we can just cut out the middle man"
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"and have Garrett shovel the snow."
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"What? How am I supposed to do that?"
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"I mean, we have snow tires."
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"Okay, I want everybody to remember this"
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"the next time somebody says"
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"- "Garrett can do anything." - Wow."
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"Okay, here are your lanyards and your room keys."
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"Sometimes you just gotta grease the right palms."
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"Really? 'Cause it sort of looked like you just waited"
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"till her back was turned and stole these off the table."
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"Eagle eyes over here."
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"Okay."
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"And what happens when the real "Colt McCann""
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"and "Chien Mon Koh" try to get in?"
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"Who cares? You guys want 'em or not?"
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"- Okay. - I mean, thank you?"
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"Yes, yes, yes!"
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"We're gonna have a great time together."
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"- Come on, come on, come on... - No, no, no."
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"I think we're just gonna meet you in there later on."
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