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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Managers' Conference (S04E04)

""Cloud 9 Management Summit 2018.""
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"Yeah, managers, district managers,"
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"assistant managers, regional managers..."
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"But anyway, two tickets up for grabs."
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"but I think I'm gonna pass."
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"'cause they're always washing the sheets."
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"Yeah, we're gonna take these tickets."
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"Yeah, mm-hmm. Maybe I'll join you."
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"if that's okay..."
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"I don't see Amy Sosa or Jonah Simms on the list."
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"I'm sorry, the tickets are non-transferable."
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"Because it's not illegal to hire a sex offender,"
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"Me? Or Sayid?"
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"Yeah, I meant Sayid."
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"Of course you're not."
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"I committed no crime."
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"They're a seasonal nuisance."
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"- That's a misconception. - No, not a misconception."
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"You are not a good person if you disagree."
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"Yeah, no, he's the best."
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"so I can vouch for them."
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"What?"
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"What's ISIS?"
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"- Definitely. - Oh, yeah."
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"I would not rent you a U-Haul, ever."
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"Time to get our party on."
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"Wait..."
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"And go. Go, go, go, go."
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"while Sayid gets treated like he's"
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"If anyone deserves special treatment, it's you."
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"Hey, Sayid."
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"- Yeah, I know. - 'Cause if he did,"
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"Welcome to the big time, huh?"
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"because there's shrimp cocktail."
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"Wow, this is not at all what I expected."
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"- Probably me. - Hmm."
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"Oh, no... you... we don't really have to..."
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"Kristy, what up?"
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"Next."
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"If I go through the trouble of getting you a gift,"
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"I don't think so."
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"You don't know how to wrap a gift."
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"I do not."
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"So, Syria, huh?"
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"Hmm."
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"Yes."
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"Well, I'm glad everything's intact."
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"and watch pay-per-view."
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"He's just parked there waiting for someone to talk to him."
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"Yeah, well, everyone here's a d-bag anyway, so..."
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"These are the kind of people who come here every year,"
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"- Ted Morrison. - Hey, Ted."
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"are barely worth 15 bucks a week."
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""Pay us more. Give us more hours."
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"Yeah, tho... those guys, huh?"
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"Oh, this is a good, long piece, yeah."
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"Oh, no you've taped my hand to the gift."
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"So... Syria, huh?"
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"Just a regular, undocumented immigrant."
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"No, they're opposites."
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"The president swore you in?"
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"One of the white ones?"
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"but there's no one there."
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"Would you like an iPad?"
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"Yeah, you played that very cool, by the way."
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"Just trying on these $300 coats they're giving away."
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"That's okay, I don't need a woman's coat."
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"I'll take one coat, please."
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"By the way, speaking of free things,"
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"- Oh. - Ugh."
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"Howdy, partner."
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"Switch."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"- Mm? - Oh, that's a cloud!"
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"Oh, that looks nice."
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"I feel like technology is solving problems we don't even have."
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""Best friends" on three."
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"One... two... best friends."
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"But Sayid said..."
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"that makes sense. Yes, Cheyenne."
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"Cheyenne and Mateo."
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"- Eh. - Eh."
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"but I love chewing on ice."
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"You have so many interests that I don't know about."
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"Oh, damn are we getting turnt over here?"
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"Yeah, that is pretty funny."
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"Here's a joke: How many floor workers"
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"does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
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"Not as good as your elves, huh?"
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"Huh?"
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"Two-legged chair don't make $8.50 an hour for being useless."
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"I wasn't actually suggesting..."
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"- Hold on, Chien. - Come on."
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"talking about being undocumented."
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"But you're not."
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"What are they gonna do, deport you for not ratting me out?"
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"I can honestly say that that thought"
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"To the back. I have work to do."
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"We'll both go."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Okay, I'll just run this through E-Verify."
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"- Wow. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, but we're not gonna wrap it."
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"We're going out on top."
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"- Just get another one. - Okay."
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"I mean, they have those training seminars."
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"these people are not rocket scientists."
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"Do you think we'll still be friends when I get sent back to the Philippines?"
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"Of course we're still gonna be friends."
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"Sorry."
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"- A lot of managers. - A ton of managers, big fella."
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"Anyway, Dina and I can't go this year,"
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"'cause, you know, her goldfinch is in hospice,"
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"poor thing. And my in-laws are in town,"
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"which is... unpleasant."
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"Oh, that's so kind of you to offer,"
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"Yeah, and I-I would go, but it sounds terrible."
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"Oh, okay."
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"It's overnight?"
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"Oh, yeah, it's in Chicago."
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