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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Managers' Conference (S04E04)

"Yeah, we were just gonna check in,"
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"settle into the room. It was a really long drive."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"There's plenty of time for that later."
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"Whoop-whoop. Let's do it."
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"It's so unfair."
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"I'm stuck outside shoveling snow"
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"I know, he's safe and sound now."
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"Right? Thank you."
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"I mean, you could be deported literally at any moment,"
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"just taken back to the Philippines"
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"on some sex trafficker's yacht."
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"What?"
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"I'm undocumented, not Liam Neeson's daughter."
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"Whatcha doing?"
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"I left my lunch in the car."
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"Cool."
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"Well, looks yummy for your tummy."
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"Apple a day. Ha ha."
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"Do you think he heard us?"
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"You literally called yourself "undocumented.""
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"then he might tell Dina or Glenn or corporate..."
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"Yeah, there's a lot of people he could tell."
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"You like shrimp cocktail?"
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"Well, prepare to be happy,"
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"Well, you know, they call it a conference,"
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"but it's really just a ball's-out party."
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"before the night is over."
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"Well, thanks so much for showing us around, Jeff."
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"I'm sure you gotta go mingle."
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"Yes, good idea, I don't want anybody to feel excluded."
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"I'm gonna take a quick lap, say a few hellos,"
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"and I'll see you guys by the ice sculpture."
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"Don't look at me like that. I did all the heavy lifting."
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"That is your idea of gift wrapping?"
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"I don't believe in gift wrapping."
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"that should be enough."
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"just so you can rip it shreds and be just as surprised"
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"as if I just handed you the gift unwrapped?"
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"That sounds rough. You see any action?"
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"Yeah, like drone strikes,"
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"IUDS, big, loud explosions?"
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"That must have killed your hearing."
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"My hearing's good."
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"Can you hear this?"
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"How about this?"
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"- Yes. - Oh, cool."
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"I just wanted to lie in bed, order room service,"
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"We still will. We'll sneak out of here"
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"as soon as Jeff moves away from the doors."
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"He's been standing there for like, 20 minutes."
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"It's so sad."
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"You'd think someone would let the poor guy"
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"in on a conversation."
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"- Not everyone. - Everyone here is a d-bag."
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"This is a room full of d-bags."
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"- Come on. - He's a d-bag."
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"He's a d-bag. She's a triple d-bag."
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"they eat 1/2 million dollars' worth of shrimp cocktail,"
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"and then they tell us that they can't afford maternity leave."
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"These are just ordinary, boring people."
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"- D-bags. - Watch... watch."
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"- What are you... - Howdy."
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"I'm Colt McCann."
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"Down here abouts from, uh..."
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"Burlington, Vermont. That's weird."
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"- Kent Ostrofsky. - Hey, Kent."
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"Chien Mon Koh. Family name."
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"- Ah! - So, Chien and I"
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"were just talking about a $15 minimum wage."
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"How y'all feel about that?"
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"Ask me, the floor workers"
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"Don't even get me started."
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""I'm on food stamps." It's endless."
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"- Ugh. Yeah. - They really should let us"
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"kill one of those entitled brats each year."
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"You know, just to keep us sane."
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"That's exactly what they should do."
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"- That's a good idea. - Ugh, I hate them so much."
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"These are funny jokes."
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"We need to fortify these two weak spots with tape."
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"The whole thing is tape at this point."
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"Just do it, it's not like society's in a tape shortage."
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"Hmm?"
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"Why does everyone here start conversations like that?"
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"You know, I'm actually an immigrant, too."
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"Not a refugee, like you. Knock on wood."
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"Or is it "documented"?"
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"I'm always mixing those up."
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"I think it's like inflammable-flammable,"
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"where they mean the same thing?"
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"Anyway, I'm definitely the legal kind."
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"Came here legally, took the citizenship test,"
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"got sworn in by the president."
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"Uh-huh, yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"They, um, they do it personally."
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"At least they used to."
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"Which president?"
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"God, it's been so long, I don't even remember."
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"I wanna say... Henderson."
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"Yes."
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"He's pretending to see people he knows across the room,"
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"Hey, buddy. There he is."
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"- I didn't know you were here. - Now's our chance."
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"- Go, go, go, go, go, go. - Okay, okay, okay!"
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"You mean, to buy?"
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"No, they're free."
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"You're just... you're just offering to give me an iPad?"
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"Well, not just you. All the managers."
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"Well, I am a manager."
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"I am Chien Mon Koh."
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"That's fine, take one."
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"Okay, then, I will take this iPad."
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"Go right ahead."
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"I'm gonna go now."
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"Okay."
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"they're just giving out iPads."
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"Wait a second. Is everybody in a green polo"
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"- just giving away free stuff? - I guess."
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