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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"OLDER TED: Back in 2009, your Aunt Robin got a job hosting a morning show."
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"Ha, ha, ha."
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"Strippers in that messy gray area between getting off work"
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"All right, catch me up. What's been going on?"
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"- Really, the uzhe? - Yes."
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"It's like, "Let's all eat baloney sandwiches and be racist.""
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"So bourgeois."
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"I was being ironic."
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"What?"
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"That makeup didn't come off for a month. I had to meet Lily's parents that way."
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"Tell the story. Tell the story. Tell the story."
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"(LAUGHING) Yeah, look at him."
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"I may have cleaned up the dialog a little bit."
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"Oh, my God! Karen!"
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"Before you say anything,"
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"I think that you should read Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal."
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"So then they break up."
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"Ted would be all depressed and we would wait the appropriate amount of time"
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"- How'd it go? - Great."
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"Look who's back!"
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"(SNIFFS)"
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"- What are you doing? - You idiot!"
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"(LAUGHS) My God, that's funny! I forgot how funny you are."
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"I can be a waiter."
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"You know, after the ninth time you rescheduled on me,"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Or number four, to rub your face in how great they're doing."
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"You look okay, I guess."
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"I actually lost it again. Can you believe that?"
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"What can I get you?"
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"listed under your Côtes de Provence."
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"I hate to go off-menu, but can we have some bruschett with fresh mozzarell?"
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"It was great. It was great."
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"Yeah, I mean, how do you say goodbye in those situations?"
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"No! No, no, no! You can't just go changing the subject like that."
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"There's no story!"
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"I forgot them. Now, I need you to bring me some."
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"Last Thursday, the mustard incident?"
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"Oh, Ted. What did you do?"
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"Ted, Marshall forgot to bring his pants to work today,"
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"and you're still the stupidest person at this table."
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"Okay, Lily, let's be honest. We both know your real motivation here."
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"February 5th, 1998. I was painting..."
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"Look, the point is, Karen is a dirty lingerer,"
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"(LILY EX CLAIMS)"
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"to keep on your crazy new schedule?"
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"I mean, yeah, you still live with your ex-girlfriend, which is ridiculous."
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"So what's next with this broad?"
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"OLDER TED: Because here's what happened."
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"(SNIFFS)"
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"Ah."
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"Here to give him something. Got you. Nice."
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"because he has a really important meeting today,"
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"and it would be pretty embarrassing and not at all funny"
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"(BREATHING HEAVILY)"
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"Now, as you'll see on page 44 of the contract..."
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha."
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"More pants!"
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"Ted left without saying anything and Karen got exactly what she wanted."
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"sometimes when you have to have a tough conversation,"
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"Which meant she had to get up kind of early. How early?"
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"Morning, everybody."
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"- Hey! - MARSHALL: Hey, Robin!"
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"So you're actually doing it, huh? You're actually going to work at 2:00 a.m."
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"Okay, I'm not doing it for me. I'm doing it for the fans."
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"Who exactly are the fans of a show that airs at 4:00 in the morning?"
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"People getting up to host a show at 5:00 in the morning?"
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"Meth addicts who haven't sold their TVs yet?"
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"and getting their kids up for school?"
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"Them's my peeps."
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"You know, just the uzhe."
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"Robin, think of the funniest thing that has ever happened."
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"- Got it. - Now double that."
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"So, a chimpanzee wearing two tuxedos?"
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"Something even funnier than that happened to Marshall today."
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"Okay, first of all, there's nothing funnier than that."
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"Second of all, look, it's not that good a story."
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"Oh, come on, you guys."
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"You're four young, active people living in the most exciting city on Earth."
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"You're telling me you have no stories for me?"
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"What can I say? Some weeks are just like that."
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"It's the same thing over and over. A kid in my class ate some paste."
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"I used deceitful means to hook up with a less-than-intelligent girl."
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"My ex-girlfriend, Karen, moved to town. It's just... It's all the same, Robin."
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"Karen's in town?"
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"- You have got to be kidding me! - No!"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, I think I've told you about Karen."
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"She was my girlfriend in high school and intermittently during college."
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"She was beautiful, smart. I was madly in love with her."
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"The only problem was, Marshall and Lily were not."
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"I think it had something to do with every time Karen opened her mouth."
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"I love that you guys live in a dorm. It's so American."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"- She really wasn't that bad. - Of course, you think that."
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"She turned you into one of her douche zombies."
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""I want to eat your brain, but only if it's organic and grass-fed.""
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"What?"
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"- Will you pass the salt? - Salt?"
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"Totally."
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"- What's that thing? - That's a TV, Karen."
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"Oh."
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"I don't watch TV."
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"Totally."
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"You thought I actually bought tickets to WrestleMania?"
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"Totally."
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"I know that you were being ironic."
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"I, too, am being ironic."
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"Let's do this!"
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"I've never looked like a bigger jackass."
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"Until today."
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"Just let it go!"
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"Well, hold on. Is it really funny?"
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"Robin, I am not kidding you."
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"I almost don't want you to hear it, because seriously, for the rest of your life,"
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"nothing else will ever be as funny, and you will curse yourself"
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"for agreeing to ever hear it in the first place."
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"But seriously, you got to hear it. It's so funny."
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"(SIGHS) Fine."
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